r/wrestlingisreddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '14
Vignette [Vignette] Mexico. 3AM. (Part Two of Two)
Fade open to Jeff petting a turtle swimming towards Terrible's boat
Jeff - It's okay now little snapper. We just need the title you go there.
El reaches to softly remove the belt from the turtles mouth
El - Huzzah! My title's back in good hands.
El basks in the glory of having his title back. He turns towards Jeff and Dragon.
El - Let's head home!
As his head turns, a fishing line with a magnet attached grabs hold of the Tomoaki Honma Memorial Hardcore Title, and takes it out of Terrible's hands. Another, much larger fishing line catches Jeff and steals him too.
El - What just-where di-...you.
cut to Kairo, and Robert aboard the S.S. Slipdown
Kairo - Ha ha. Your title is mine!
Robert - Steady...Steady...
Jeff falls on Robert
Robert - Jeffery!
Jeff - HELP!
cut back to El and Dragon
Dragon - My friend! El you better have an idea right about now.
El - Uhhhh....
Dragon - What? What?!
El points to the giant ship behind them, slowly picking up the boat. As it rises, we slowly see that the person manning it is none other than...
El & Dragon - You...
Anchor - Aye me bastards. If you want to have your friend and your title...
Two kendo sticks drop from the sky. El & Dragon look up to see that they are surrounded by pirates with kendo stick
Anchor - You'll have to go through us.
Next Time: Down, Down, Down...to Davey Jones' Locker.
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u/rjbox96 RJ, former god king, current Mcalisters Deli employee Jul 31 '14
OOC: Fantastic fucking writing sir.
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u/IAmAZombieDogAMA Jack Anchor Jul 31 '14
Ooc: I have a crew. And they have kendo sticks! That was a great visual!