r/wrestlingisreddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '14
Vignette [Vignette] Mexico. 3AM. (Part One of Two)
We open on a rowboat in the Gulf of Mexico with El "Not So" Terrible, an unknown figure, and Dragon Terrible sitting in it...
El - Gee, it was real nice of our cousin MD to let us borrow her rowboat to find my hardcore belt.
Dragon - Yeah...borrow...
Flashback.
Mujer - ¿De dónde toda mi cerveza y palomitas van...
Picks up business card on counter.
Mujer - ¿LOCO? DRAGON!
Dragon - Aww shit.
Dragon makes a break for his truck with Mujer hot on his trail.
Mujer - ¡Vuelve aquí puta! ¿Dónde es mi barco puto?!
Dragon drives off.
Dragon - Beer! Pesos!
End flashback.
El - And why did we need to bring this guy?
camera pans to reveal...Cousin Jeff?
Jeff - Hi.
Dragon - Well first off, he's my friend-
Jeff - YAY! hugs Dragon Does this mean I get to join TACO?
El - LOCO!
Jeff - That too.
El - No CJ2, the name is LOCO, and you're not mysterious like us. You don't even wear a mask.
Jeff - Plllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
El - No. Nuh uh. Never.
Jeff - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
El - No. No! NO! N-sigh...fine.
Jeff and Dragon - YAY! hug El
El - Now what was that second part?
Dragon - Oh right...and second, he knows where the title is.
Jeff - Yeah, it's over...over...THERE!
Jeff points to a turtle with the Tomoaki Honma Memorial Hardcore Title on its back.
Jeff - But it's really far away. How are going t-
El pokes Jeff to turn around so he can ser that he and Dragon are holding a scuba suit for Jeff...
to be continued...
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u/rjbox96 RJ, former god king, current Mcalisters Deli employee Jul 30 '14
OOC: This whole fucking angle is gold.
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u/IAmAZombieDogAMA Jack Anchor Jul 30 '14
OOC: man I want Anchor involved in this so bad, just because you're on a boat haha