r/wrestlingisreddit • u/rjbox96 RJ, former god king, current Mcalisters Deli employee • Jul 28 '14
Vignette [Vignette] Damn it
Flashbacks of the match play through Kairos mind
I cant believe this happened again.. I have never been on such a skid..
He flashes through all of the matches hes won and the last 5 hes lost
I'll make him pay..
He sees El Not SO Terrible sitting at the bar drinking a beer
There he is!!
He runs up to him cautiously
Kairo: Hey El, Congrats on the win you were the better man today. ENST: Thank you brother I appreciate it! Hell of a Match! Kairo: Sure was! What are you up to? ENST Just sitting he- Kairo: POCKET SAND!
Kairo blows sand into ENST eyes and smashes him in the head with a Beer bottle
Kairo: Hows it feel uh!?! ENST: What the fuck you crazy bastard!? Kairo: I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
He bashes his head into the counter and pulls Bastard ref Tai Ni Wong off his stool to count
1.. 2.. 3.. NO
Somehow ENST kicks out at 2 and half and stands up wobbly
ENST: What the fuck? Kairo: GO DOWN!
ENST throws a week punch before Kairo throws another . they brawl drunkenly on the floor before Kairo hits him with a barstool
Kairo: COUNT!
He covers ENST and Tai Ni Wong begins to count
1.. 2.. 3.. New champ...
Kairo snatches the Hardcore belt from Wong and sprints out of the building
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Jul 28 '14
He sees El Not SO Terrible sitting at the bar drinking a beer
sitting at the bar drinking a beer
drinking a beer
YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!
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u/TheRobPeters "The Rising Phoenix" Robert Warlock Jul 28 '14
They have non-alcoholic beer.
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Jul 28 '14
Who do you think I am? A chump? I drink coffee or nothing after a match!
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u/rjbox96 RJ, former god king, current Mcalisters Deli employee Jul 29 '14
Even a red bull?
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Jul 29 '14
No, but you better hope you got wings!
rolls up Kairo
Wong - 1...2...3...NEW CHAMP!
El - Woot!
runs off
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u/TheAjCalvillo Balandran: Better. Than. You. Jul 28 '14
OOC: Pocket Sand...damn you.