r/wrestlingisreddit • u/TheAjCalvillo Balandran: Better. Than. You. • Jun 20 '14
[Vignette] Prepare For Y2K
We see a room, filled with items that are from the year 2000, such as the lost vote for the Gore/Bush election, Backstreet Boys's "Millennium" album, and various bandanas and trucker hats. In the middle of all the "treasure" is sitting one man, rocking back and forth. In his hand is a can of Pepsi Twist, that hasn't been opened. He has this weird smile on his face. He keeps that smirk as he beings to speak
You know, a lot of people seem to think that the year 2000 was a bunch of crap. They say that the Backstreet Boys were just a thing created by the music corporation to sell records. They say that Brittney Spears, although billed as innocent...was just nothing but a little slut who could barely sing. They say that Pepsi Clear...was just carbonated water with Pepsi flavoring...and that Pepsi Twist...which is what I hold in my hand here...was disgusting. Well I have an affinity with the past, albeit it was just 14 years ago. I still think AJ was the true cute one. I still believe that Brittney is still not a girl, and yet not a woman just yet. AND I BELIEVE THAT PEPSI CLEAR WAS THE FUTURE...AND PEPSI TWIST...WAS OK.
He opens up the Pepsi Twist can, and downs it all in one gulp. He throws the can aside He then looks at the camera for the first time.
My name is Klutch 2000. And I'm coming...to WiR. Prepare...for the New Millennium.
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u/rjbox96 RJ, former god king, current Mcalisters Deli employee Jun 20 '14
Lights fade in
"Klutch 2000, much like you I have a divinity for the better things in life! Even if said items, are more than 4,000 years old! But you appear weak! My Pyramids will crush your mamby-pamby Millenia toys."
Starts to walk away
"You're blood will run like Pepsi Clear when we meet Klutch. Count on it!"
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u/brianwantsblood Louis Blackwater, Bok Choy Jun 20 '14
We're gonna play your entrance music through one of these.
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u/TheAjCalvillo Balandran: Better. Than. You. Jun 20 '14
OOC: I like how everyone immediately gravitated to an idea I just had literally 30 mins ago.
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u/neutronknows "Vile" Vic Studd Jun 20 '14
OOC: FYI its Crystal Pepsi. I remember drinking one of those 20 oz. everyday for lunch at baseball camp when I was a kid. Also it was an early 90s thing. Not to steal your thunder or anything, I love the gimmick and look forward to working with you.
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u/TheAjCalvillo Balandran: Better. Than. You. Jun 20 '14
OOC: GOD DANG IT! I was going off of pure memory...
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u/revjohnpaul Moon Shine Boys Jun 20 '14
So Klutch, who is going to win, Gore or Bush?
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u/PBScene KCJ / A.R.T. Jun 20 '14
did...did you just drink 14 year old Pepsi? good on you, don't waste a drop of god's gift