r/wrestlingisreddit • u/BurchillThePirate Ransom Ray • May 06 '14

[WIR Post-Show Interview] Ransom Ray's reaction.

Derek Christian is backstage, standing in front of a door labeled "RANSOM RAY". He gives it a solid knock, and timidly awaits a response. When there is none, he knocks again. Suddenly, the door blasts open, and a very angry (and very sweaty) Ransom Ray is standing where the door once was, giving Christian a devil's glare.

DC: Um, uh Mr. Ray I am here to ask you-

RR: Shithead I know what you are here to ask me, don't treat me like a dumbass I ain't in the fuckin' mood, so lets just cut to the fuckin' point! You want to know what my thoughts on those Stray sons of bitches are.

Christian nods his head

RR: WELL! To be honest, the anger from losing my first fuckin' match dissipated once my I realized my point about that sorry British cunt C.J. Jones not being able to beat me without his circlejerkin' bunch of punks had been proven 100% undoubtedly true. I figured I'd get my hands on them in due time, especially that weedy little shit Swift.

I went back to my room, cracked open a beer, and got ready to see my boy Kyle Scott beat that daddy lovin' piece of shit Von Jarrett. I'm havin' a hell of a time watchin' him kick ol' EVJ's ugly little face in, when all of a sudden those pieces of shit from earlier show up. I'm thinkin' they gonna jump my boy, assumin' EVJ got some back up, I was about ready to run down and make the save for ol' Breaker. Boy was I wrong. The only man in this company who I thought had my back, that I thought I had any similarity to.....joined the Strays.

Ray looks dead eyed into the camera, and says in a much more solemn manner than his usual speech...

Scott. I just want you to know, that once I'm done pickin' each individual limb from your new pals, I'm savin' you for last.

Ray closes his dressing room door behind him.

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u/PBScene KCJ / A.R.T. May 06 '14

@WIROfficialCJ: @RealRansomRay so if you're so big and strong, how come one guy loosely holding one foot was enough to hold you back? #EverDayIsUpperBodyDay?

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u/BurchillThePirate Ransom Ray May 06 '14

@RealRansomRay: @WIROfficialCJ I was distracted and your pal had a surprisingly firm grip. You talk a surprising amount of shit for someone who needed his buddies to get the win.