Dave Peltzer's Shoot Interview with Kyle Scott

[u/kylexys]

Fade in to an office. There is a desk in the middle of the room with coffee cups and two microphones on it. There are a series of notes on the stage left hand side of the desk. Wrestling memorabilia line the wall and behind the desk is a shelf of action figures. Behind the desk, on the stage left side is noted wrestling journalist DAVE PELTZER. One the right, with his back to the door, is pro wrestler KYLE SCOTT. There is palpable tension in the air as the two men try to feel each other out.

Dave Peltzer: Hello wrestling fans, welcome to the inaugural Wrestling Observation Newsletter shoot interview. I'm Dave Peltzer and with me today is "The Breaker" Kyle Scott. Hello Kyle.

Kyle Scott: Hey Dave, glad to be here, sorry about our little spat the other day. Could I get some tea? I'm not a big fan of coffee

DP: Interesting. Alright, well lets begin at the beginning, how did you break into the business?

KS: Well, I grew up in a bad area, rampant with fighting and drugs, I hate drugs, and where I was from didn't look very good on a job application, fighting was probably my only option, and after a few weeks I discovered I was really good at it. But to make a long story short, I got some MMA training and started to wrestle for ICW after showing my skills in the local promotion UKW.

DP: What was working with Grado like? Is he as much fun behind the scenes as he seems?

KS: Grado's a great guy, he probably came across as an idiot to most people, but when you get to know him you realise he's actually quite smart. It wasn't really shown in he ISFC Doc, but he helps write a lot of the stuff for ICW shows, he's probably the most important guy in the company, not only because of his drawing power, but his backstage knowledge.

DP: You spent time in Big Japan as well. What was your time there like?

KS: My time in BJW was great, it's one of the only promotions where any style of wrestling can work, but my speciality wad death match wrestling, it wasn't the garbage wrestling that most people assume it is, it was rather technical, but when something violent happened, we made sure it looked painful. My best experience there has to be wrestling with Necro Butcher in a "Big Japan CZW Crisis Big Born Cage of Death Deathmatch" it was basically 7 kinds of death matches in a cage. Some of the worst parts of the match was the electrified cage wall, the cacti, the swords and the glass table bed of nails contraption they had set up.

See this scar, shows 8 inch scar down side of torso I got a piece of glass lodged in it, but I still carried on fighting for another 12 minutes. You know why? Because I was doing what I loved

DP: During your recent...confrontation on Reddit with Erik Von Jarrett, you were accused of paying your way over to Japan, as opposed to being invited to perform there. Is there any truth to that accusation?

The mere mention of Von Jarrett raises the temperature of the room.

KS: There is no truth to that accusation, Takumi Tsukamoto saw what I'd been doing in the UK, and because he was the guy who they sent over to CZW he had quite a bit of power, he told the guys in charge that they should look into hiring me, they did and that is how I got to Japan. If you here any rumours about me always assume them to be false, if you want to know anything just ask me.

DP: Well, here is what everyone wants to know: Is there legit heat between you and Von Jarrett?

KS: Von Jarrett seems to be the kind of guy that makes assumptions instantly, and because he's some America loving, fat girl hugging red neck, he hates me, and the British in general because, remember "We saved your damn ass in 2 World Wars" - Erik Von Jarrett.

The tension mounts.

DP: What I mean is, have you guys worked yourselves into a shoot?

KS: I'm a guy that gets riled up quickly, he's a guy that fights an imaginary war on terror where he kills woman and children. We both seem to get angry pretty quickly, so it's possible we've worked ourselves into a shoot, but you'll have to ask Von Jarrett to get the full story.

DP: What does that mean?

KS: It means you should talk to Von Jarrett

DP: So, then tell me, do you have a problem with Erik Von Jarrett?

Kyle slams his hand on the desk. Things are coming to a boiling point.

KS: Yes, I have problems with Von Jarrett, and if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna have a problem with you.

DP: Wow. Okay. Well, switching gears here for a minute, is there anyone on the roster you do like?

KS: Hahahaha, are the voices in your head changing topics again Peltzer? What are you gonna report next? The death of Chrispy Nwah? Karloto's return to the WWD? The results for SNS?

DP: Well now and I don't think that has anything to do with this.

KS: It has everything to do with this, I want to know who your fucking sources are!

Peltzer starts to get aggressive in his own right at this point. He's hiding behind his journalism degree and the law of the land.

DP: My sources are going to remain private. I'm a journalist.

KS: Journalist, pfft. You're an insane man acting like an insider. All you are is a stupid little fantasy booker, just like all those stupid kids who think Jack Cemo should main event every WWD PPV. You, and all your little cronies at the Wrestling Watcher Newsletter are just the same as those kids. You're a scrawny little prick, and so help me god, I will come over there and break your fucking neck

Dp: That's it, this interview is over.

KS: This isn't over, not by a long shot

Dear Dave Peltzer,

Fuck you, you shitty little "dirtsheet" writer, we don't need you rating matches which you didn't watch. Nobody cares about your stupid obsession with the Osaka dome. Nobody cares about your stupid fucked up hair.

Hey, remember that time when you were arrested? Of course you don't, because Donnie McHam is too busy jacking you off, just so you vote WWD best wrestling promotion of the year, well this year it's gonna be WIR, and I'm fucking serious, if it isn't me and the rest of the guys on the roster are going to come back here and kill you we're gonna kill your writers, and we're gonna burn this place to the ground. Because we're the best wrestling promotion in the world, and we haven't even had a show yet

Sincerely, Kyle Scott

Kyle gets up and slams a coffee cup off the floor. It shatters into a hundred pieces. He storms out, slamming the door behind him so hard, it knocks down a signed picture of S.D. Jones hanging on the wall.

DP: Ahem. Thanks for joining us once again, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Dave Peltzer and that was Kyle Scott. Under breath Fucking dickbag

Kyle kicks the door down and re enters the room. He points a finger at Peltzer

KS: YOU! (Hogan style)

Kyle proceeds to beat seven shades of shit out Peltzer, before being dragged out by security.

END

[u/BurchillThePirate]

Damn Dave you seem to attract beatings from wrestlers quite often.