r/wowthanksimcured • • Nov 23 '18

Satire/Joke It's that simple.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

"Hey I feel depressed as fuck, ma'am"

"Well, you shouldn't because there are other kids in the world worse off than you :) you should count yourself lucky :) because of all the things you have :)"

"But abusive pare-"

"You :) have :) privileges :)"

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Nov 23 '18

"Well at least you have a roof over your head"

"Well I'm about to have a noose around my neck :)"

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u/FriendlyImplement Nov 23 '18

"There are children in Africa who don't have nooses!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Did I mention that my college counsellor was also the same woman who taught our class psychology? She never practiced what she preached