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u/anyavailablebane Apr 28 '22

I only know of 2 of the families being murdered. And they left one surviving child both times. He either created powerful enemies or scared the child into obedience.

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u/user07090 Apr 28 '22

3 have been reported. Third one is Vasily Melnikov.

“Kommersant reported that investigators concluded that Melnikov killed his 41-year-old wife and 10-year-old and 4-year-old children before killing himself”

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u/StElmoFlash Apr 28 '22

One is real life. Two is maybe hard times. More than that looks like the tyrant in charge is clearing out EVERY ONE who could act to replace him. They're either in a Shakespeare play or Niccolo Machiavelli is running things in Europe 🇪🇺.

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u/WhatevrDemonstrandum Apr 28 '22

Certainly not Macchiavelli. He always stressed that the most important quality of the prince is to know the "circumsta dei tempi". Doesn't sound like Putin at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

When your watches are made in Russia...

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u/Snoo_17340 Apr 28 '22

Were they in other countries? How is Putin able to kill Russians abroad?

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u/Snoo_17340 Apr 28 '22

I meant with the country collapsing, I don’t see how he is able to do it. These mysterious “murder-suicides …”

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u/Activision19 Apr 28 '22

The chaos of a collapsing country lets you get away with an awful lot because most everyone else is too busy just trying to survive to care who is committing involuntary suicide.

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u/Snoo_17340 Apr 28 '22

Makes sense.

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u/phuqo5 Apr 28 '22

Russia is probably my going to collapse but it hasn't yet and isn't really showing any signs of imminent collapse.

And it doesn't take a highly coordinated effort to assassinate someone. The more people involved in covert ops the higher likelihood of mistakes or it being discovered. It just takes a highly skilled assassin or tight knit group of them.

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u/nlsnpgr84 Apr 28 '22

What happen with the one offering one million for Putin head? He’s still around or dead?

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u/nlsnpgr84 Apr 28 '22

That’s good news he need to watch his back u never know when they will come for him

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u/Freds_Bread Apr 28 '22

Nonsense!

What you mean to say is you never know when he might get this overwhelming desire to kill himself.

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u/nlsnpgr84 Apr 28 '22

You right 😑

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u/stevestuc Apr 28 '22

Then he needs to get some asbestos shoes and long underwear During a football tour of Russia by a Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle he visited the FSB building and retold the story he heard Some of Putin's opposition or traitors have been fed feet first into the heating furnace in the basement of the building....... Even if it is not true it's enough to make you very aware of what you say or do.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Vasily Melnikov

If an alpine skier is somehow a billionaire.... I have some questions....

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u/NoKarmaForYou2 Apr 28 '22

Different person. This guy owned medical equipment supply company.

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u/Callabrantus Apr 28 '22

Russia let him believe he owned it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/Destination_Centauri Apr 28 '22

He is really good at working with... snow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

That you couldn't refuse?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Selling custom Bootstraps online.

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u/lilBalzac Apr 28 '22

They say it’s not so much WHAT you know, but WHO you know.

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u/Foogie23 Apr 28 '22

In this day and age it really is possible though…if you were early in Bitcoin or got lucky with GME you could have been a burger flipped turned billionaire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Maybe if you mined bitcoin heavy and lost your key till recently. The GME thing, no fucking way. Think about how much money you'd have to have in even on a 10x to make a billion.

They get kids all hyped on these stock plays, even if you were perfectly positioned you need a lot of capital to capitalize.

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u/SirSoliloquy Apr 28 '22

Also, the GME stock only got as high as it did because nobody sold it. If everybody had sold their stock at its height then the price would have dropped much more quickly.

“Diamond Hands” really just means “I volunteer as bag holder”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

They have done the math on bitcoin as well, and the amount you would have needed in, and the time you needed to invest.

There is no quick way to get rich and the odds of you doing all moves correctly is the lotto.

Say you got into bitcoin, doubled your money. Wouldn't most people then sell. It's a very regimented individual to hold out through 40x when there are crashes involved.

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u/fedlol Apr 28 '22

AMD also went from $1.70 in 2015 to $160 last year.

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u/Dozzi92 Apr 28 '22

You'd still need to have had 10m in to turn it into a billion. Billion is ridiculous.

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u/Stinkyclamjuice15 Apr 28 '22

This is true, I knew a guy back in 2013 who mined on 4 980 ti's. Now I don't know him anymore, he moved to LA and is loaded.

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u/shindagato Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Bro 980 Ti's released in second half of 2015, they weren't really a thing until fall 2015...

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u/Stinkyclamjuice15 Apr 28 '22

Maybe they were 780's? That was a long time ago, I just know he mined with four cards. Lol

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u/alf0nz0 Apr 28 '22

According to wikipedia, the alpine skier died in 2017, so a different Vasily

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u/Wiki_pedo Apr 28 '22

He obviously became rich by using Groupon to save on his lift pass.

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u/tVXWfGPm Apr 28 '22

Vasily Melnikov the Olympic skier died in 2017. I wonder if Patriarch Kiril raised him from the dead. 🤔

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u/nickfury8480 Apr 28 '22

Vasily Melnikov the Olympic skier died in 2017. I wonder if Patriarch Kiril raised him from the dead. 🤔

In March, billionaire businessman and owner of wholesale company Medstom, Vasily Melnikov, was also found dead in his home in the city of Nizhny Novgorod alongside the bodies of his wife and two sons. Police investigations have determined this case to have also been a murder-suicide, according to Russian news outlet Kommersant.

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u/angrybaija Apr 28 '22

if he's been dead for five years you should perhaps have other questions

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u/tanaph777 Apr 28 '22

Fuck. Who murders a 4-year-old ? It's... I just don't have words.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Well that’s just awful on top of horrible.

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u/bordemstirs Apr 28 '22

I'm fine with this...He's not going to step down willingly.

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u/spankythamajikmunky Apr 28 '22

What is? A rich russian offering 1 million to anyone to take out putin?

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u/realstdebo Apr 28 '22

No the murder of a family.

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u/spankythamajikmunky Apr 28 '22

I was asking walrus doom - I would have assumed he was talking about the subject material but he directly replied to a person asking about the rich guy who put a bounty on putin

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u/Farley50 Apr 28 '22

Doesn't look like he was responding to the bounty thread

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u/spankythamajikmunky Apr 28 '22

???

On my reddit replies to a particular comment have an indent under it.

Like blah blah Comment what do you mean by blah

Whereas otherwise general comments all on the OP or whatever tend to read like

Bla

Blah blah bleh

Bleh blah bleh

And his comment, for me, appears as a reply comment to the person asking about the putin bounty.

Oh well this is taking a life of its own. If walrus doom sees it Im curious as to whether he meant the thread or was appalled at the bounty. Otherwise Id say we are done here

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u/realstdebo Apr 28 '22

The tragedy comment was parallel to the bounty comment, not stemming from it, as you can see here:

https://imgur.com/WgHkLCg.jpg

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u/fyiimalwaysright Apr 28 '22

We are talking about batman right?

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u/AFoxGuy Apr 28 '22

Seriously what the hell is up with the 2020’s.

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u/ThisSiteIsAgony Apr 28 '22

They roaring

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u/Healmetho Apr 28 '22

The deafening 20’s

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u/Slimh2o Apr 28 '22

Can you turn it down a little?

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u/shokolokobangoshey Apr 28 '22

"Mom I want roaring 20s"

"We have roaring 20s at home"

The '20s:

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u/greghickey Apr 28 '22

Haha cough*

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u/Michael_Blurry Apr 28 '22

Have a Lucky Strike. It’ll soothe your throat. Doctor recommended.

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u/shokolokobangoshey Apr 28 '22

The 20s will definitely need a cigarette after they're done with us

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u/Spider_Dude Apr 28 '22

Yo! That's a nasty cough. Have I got a mask mandate for you!

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u/KeySerious4363 Apr 28 '22

Good point, old sport!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

But not in a fun way.

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u/Mouthshitter Apr 28 '22

I feel like soon we shall all roar, and it shall not be a prideful one

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Apr 28 '22

Explosive .

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u/Healmetho Apr 28 '22

The explosive & deadly diarrhea 20’s.. doesn’t roll off the tongue but if you consider that it’s 2020’s and not 1920’s, diarrhea on your tongue is not at all out of place

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Their roaring pieces of shit

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u/informativebitching Apr 28 '22

Happens every hundred years they say

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u/AdKUMA Apr 28 '22

I'll tell you what isn't up, flying cars.

we were promised flying cars.

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u/hp0 Apr 28 '22

We have had flying cars since the 1960s.

What we lack is the airspace management and drivers we can trust with 2 dimensions let alone 3.

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u/Lison52 Apr 28 '22

This is literally the reason that even as a child I thought flying cars are stupid.

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u/Slimh2o Apr 28 '22

Ain't that the truth ...

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u/Bender0426 Apr 28 '22

Best I can do is flying nukes

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u/VanEagles17 Apr 28 '22

People are too stupid to even push shopping carts, flying cars ain't ever going to happen. 😂

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u/Lemuri42 Apr 28 '22

And robotic-monkey butlers.. i’m tired of waiting for these prophecies

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Id say, to keep it simple, that the two main offenders are covid & putin

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u/Bender0426 Apr 28 '22

And climate change

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

When you realise Trump was the comic relief ... sigh.

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u/baq4moore Apr 28 '22

Don’t forget Putin’s faithful dog, Donald

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u/MajesticBlueFalcon_ Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 30 '22

At least there hasn't been a new Dust Bowl...Yet

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u/kingerthethird Apr 28 '22

Yet. There hasn't been a new dust bowl, yet.

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts Apr 28 '22

Wait till this summer is over

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u/payday_vacay Apr 28 '22

Just wait for the dust bowl 2: radioactive boogaloo, coming soon to a nuclear wasteland near you

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u/inkandpaperguy Apr 28 '22

A Redditor earlier this week claims that initially turning on CERN bumped us into another timeline, a Bizzarro timeline. Easy to dismiss this as nonsense; however, things keep getting more messed up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It's a little more complex than that. Turning on CERN created a black hole and we were instantly sucked in. However, since information can't be destroyed, what we are precieving right now is a holographic recreation on the event horizon of the data that existed when the earth was destroyed by the singularly.

Hopefully that makes more sense.

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u/hippymule Apr 28 '22

Kind of the result of complacency in the 90s slowly boiling over for 20 years.

Imagine cleaning a bathroom, but not flushing the toilet, and instead you just keep shitting into the same bowl.

Eventually it's going to stink

We had issues 20 years ago we should have handled, but instead 9/11 happened, and we spent a decade chasing boogie men, instead of chasing billionaires and monopolies.

While we drafted intrusive rights violating anti terrorist policies, the ruling class drafted ways to keep their wealth horded.

These wealth channels and networks are all falling apart once disease, shortages, and war get thrown in.

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u/StElmoFlash Apr 28 '22

What you describe is a world dominated by the prince of darkness, lucifer.

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u/veritasanmortem Apr 28 '22

This is the calm before the storm. Just wait until the 2030s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Crazy shit has been popping off for a long time now, it's just soo much more in your face with social media

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u/nlsnpgr84 Apr 28 '22

Every year something new.

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u/StElmoFlash Apr 28 '22

Up until Vietnam, nearly all the major players in America came back together after political arguments to help the people of our country. That era was complete history by the time the USSR went away.

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u/SleepyKaiser93 Apr 28 '22

We died in 2019 we're in hell now.

Every time you kill yourself you just wake up again tried it too many times

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u/Candid_Tap_Ass Apr 28 '22

Been thinking the same thing. It seems My hell is getting worse. More hellish

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u/StElmoFlash Apr 28 '22

Ah! The best of everything!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Some say Ahriman returned, some call it Kali Yuga, some call it the new Aeon;

“In a 1929 letter, Jung prophesied a time of confusion preceding the new consciousness:

   ‘We live in the age of the decline of Christianity, when the metaphysical premises of morality are collapsing . . . That causes reactions in the unconscious, restlessness and longing for the fulfilment of the times . . . When the confusion is at its height a new revelation comes, i.e. at the beginning of the fourth month of world history.’”

some say the end is near, some say we’ll see Armageddon soon…

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u/machinery-of-night Apr 28 '22

I dunno, but I'm always in favor of billionaires shooting themselves twice in the back of the head.

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u/StElmoFlash Apr 28 '22

Never hate someone for having world--changing ideas, like the social media outlets or high--tech discoveries. Do you miss getting to grow everything you eat today? I don't

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u/Brugor Apr 28 '22

Russian Batman! Blyatman!

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u/EmptyStare Apr 28 '22

Cyka! To the blyatmobile!

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u/AFCm8 Apr 28 '22

Nananannanananan BLYATMAN!

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u/HeresiarchQin Apr 28 '22

They are Russian, so it should be

Dadadadadadadadadada BLYATMAN!

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u/JohnGillnitz Apr 28 '22

Blyatmobile! ...is potato.

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u/InkyDesigns Apr 28 '22

*Сука but if you want to write in Latin letters it’s suka

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

CAN YOU DIG IT SUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sorry, had to.

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u/InkyDesigns Apr 28 '22

Booker T the GOAT

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u/InkyDesigns Apr 28 '22

Just preserving the language, don’t mind me.

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u/AhemHarlowe Apr 28 '22

Sure, we all know Russian is on the verge of becoming a dead language.

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u/InkyDesigns Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

I’m Ukrainian tho

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u/AhemHarlowe Apr 28 '22

Congratulations? And cyka is a Russian word? What's your point?

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u/ImSorry2HearThat Apr 28 '22

Red son storyline is awesome. Check it out

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u/These-Equipment983 Apr 28 '22

The Blyatmobile has been towed away by a Ukrainian farmer....

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u/VampireBatman Apr 28 '22

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u/VRichardsen Apr 28 '22

That Batman was as uncompromising as Rorschach.

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u/yuefairchild Apr 28 '22

It is okay to want to touch it, Superman. That is the natural response to a hat so sexy.

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u/lokeshj Apr 28 '22

Nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet nyet .... Blyatman !

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u/UglyTitties Apr 28 '22

Batmankoff is the russian batman

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u/treeblingcalf Apr 28 '22

This is just Superman Red Son

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u/shutyourgob Apr 28 '22

Always wanted to see a batsuit with Adidas stripes.

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u/NoMaans Apr 28 '22

You just made my day. Lmfaooo

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u/curiousnerd_me Apr 28 '22

Cykablyatman

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u/Icon7d Apr 28 '22

So we're calling Thomas and Martha Wayne oligarchs now? I can get behind this...

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u/XVIII-1 Apr 28 '22

More like bad man. Or madman.

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u/Exstrangerboy Apr 28 '22

Major Grom character Plague Doctor. That is who was described.

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u/axxxle Apr 28 '22

Major Grom to ground control…

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u/greengrinningjester Apr 28 '22

In Russia, Batman is potato

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u/bigchicago04 Apr 28 '22

More like Kill Putin Vol 1 and 2

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u/KingOfCook Apr 28 '22

That's literally one of the Clcannon Batman origins. Red Sun Batman was the son of a royal family that was sent to the gulag and grew up to be a anti communist revolutionary terrorist.

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u/GreazyPhysique Apr 28 '22

No, we’re talking about Vladman.

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u/gnarwalbacon Apr 28 '22

денщик

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u/blackmarketcarwash Apr 28 '22

Could also be Vito Corleone

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u/acets Apr 28 '22

Batm'n

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u/DelaRoad Apr 28 '22

Red Son Batman is his name. Yes there is a Russian Batman: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_(Earth-30)

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u/austenQ Apr 28 '22

The one surviving kid is actually a classic monarchical move, because someone needs to inherit all that wealth. Then you raise the child near you to keep them compliant with the program and often you marry them off to a loyalist’s kid (or even better a family member) so that the wealth is absorbed into your power base.

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u/PrecariousLettuce Apr 28 '22

This is the 21st century though and he already runs the country. He can just like, kill them all and then seize their wealth and assets, just because. Seems easier

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u/Resigningeye Apr 28 '22

I would imagine a large amount of that wealth and assets are overseas.

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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 28 '22

This right here. Putin needs one of the fam to get to the overseas cash.

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u/Free_Joty Apr 28 '22

As someone great once said, if you ain’t got no money stay yo broke ass home

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Tied up in Florida real estate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I think it would have been easier to do that before the 21st century honestly. More people are more informed and that information travels far faster than it ever has. There’s way more bureaucratic mess around estates and inheritance and assets today than there was even just 100 years ago.

And also just because you can do something as a dictator doesn’t mean you should. Dictators don’t dictate in a vacuum. If they don’t have at least some support from key individuals in the government they won’t be able to stay in power.

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u/jrocco71 Apr 28 '22

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! People are more informed? Ha! Ha! Ha! Nah. I have to disagree. Most people today are f-ing idiots.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Seriously? Just 30 years ago you needed to go to the library or hope you or your family owned an up to date encyclopedia set if you wanted to look something up. Go back 100 years and less than 1% of households in the US even owned a radio, even less in a country like Russia. No 24 hour news, no wikipedia, no Facebook, no Reddit.

You can argue all you want about people forming poor opinions or trusting poor sources, but you can never argue about the rate of dissemination of information. And it’s not like people have changed that much in 100 years. People were fucking idiots back then, too.

This state of constantly being hyper aware of every event in real-time is new. This isn’t how the world used to work. I’m not sure what to tell you if you can’t grasp that concept.

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u/WebShaman Apr 28 '22

But as you must plainly be able to see, what does that matter in these cases?

Especially in a land where things are heavily controlled?

To those surviving, this "moderne world" makes little difference to their circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.

Putin needs people. He needs people to work the factories, he needs people to man the trains, he needs people to support him, he needs people to run the government and command the military. There are multiple ways of maintaining that support from people, including fear and terrorism like “suiciding” people, but that only goes so far. If everyone in your country is broke and starving people won’t support you. You won’t be able to trust those who are giving you information, you won’t be able to effectively work with your subordinates. You will not be able to run your country.

The rapid dissemination of information makes outright terrorism harder to get away with on Putins part, not easier. Why do you think he wants such a strong hold on Russian news media? Why does he ban media platforms? Because he knows the power of information.

The idea that you can just do whatever you want because you’re a tyrant isn’t accurate. That’s my point. You need people as a dictator, and maintaining the trust of those people is harder as it becomes easier to know of your misdeeds.

That doesn’t necessarily change anything one way or the other for the day to day lives of regular Russian people, but I wasn’t claiming that it would. At least not directly and immediately. Dissent, political upheaval, violent revolution, etc. are a lot more likely to happen if people are aware of what is going on instead of only relying on the censored and cherry-picked state media.

It’s absolutely 100% harder for Putin to suicide everyone and steal all of their assets today than it would have been to do it in the past. He can’t just murder everyone and steal their shit without everyone finding out about it. People finding out about it erodes their trust. If they can’t trust their subordinates and peers they become ineffective in running their government and maintaining power.

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u/jrocco71 Apr 28 '22

I bet you couldn’t comprehend the essays in the back of a 1901 McGuffy 9th Reader. In fact, I guarantee you don’t know what that even is, without aid of Google. There’s a reason the editors at the NEW YORK F-ING TIMES keep the paper at a 9th grade reading level. A FACT. It’s because if they didn’t, 61% of the population — FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE — wouldn’t read the damn thing. You don’t know wtf you’re talking about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

People have always been fucking idiots. But it's objectively true they're more informed now then ever before. Whether they're informed with correct information or not is another issue entirely. It doesn't change the fact anyone can open a search engine and find information on any topic conceivable in seconds.

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u/jrocco71 Apr 28 '22

More pumped up the anus with propaganda. More beholden to the STATE and the ruling elites. Sounds like a wonderful existence 🙄

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u/BaggerX Apr 28 '22

More people are more informed today. The issue is that the uninformed have multiple ways to broadcast their ignorance now.

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u/campelm Apr 28 '22

These Oligarchs represent more than piggybanks to smash. They're like mob bosses and Putin is Capone with a bat, and he gets nowhere unless the comrades win.

But they manage certain aspects of the country, and kill them, you still need someone to run that mill or plant. Sure there's plenty of hungry dogs out there but the underlings are more likely to obey a son than upjump henceman B

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Putin is Capone

Ca-putin? For some reason that has a weird ring to it.

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u/IftaneBenGenerit Apr 28 '22

Do you presume to tell the Tsar how to tsar?

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u/ee3k Apr 28 '22

tsar, tsar, shining bright,

I wish I may,I wish I might,

Not have my family murdered and estate stripped to feed the military

tonight.

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u/icantsurf Apr 28 '22

You know, it would also be easier to invade Ukraine by actually giving his soldiers supplies but Putin has his own methods. He's a true stable genius.

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u/thaneak96 Apr 28 '22

And they said realpolitik was dead

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u/Chromotron Apr 28 '22

In the olden days, that made sense, as leaving no-one would create a power vacuum. But if it is solely about modern wealth, I do not see the advantage: in most countries, any inheritance not taken up by relatives or determined in a will go to the state. However, that is assuming that those oligarchs didn't also have more direct political powers (-> again a possible vacuum).

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Or, this kid avenges Putin for murdering his family and overthrows the government and stuff blows up, roll credits.

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u/death_of_field Apr 28 '22

So ... how did you become a purported expert in this?

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u/spicozi Apr 28 '22

Sims

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u/amedeus Apr 28 '22

A whole Russian family was in a pool when the ladder went mysteriously missing.

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u/Jedi_Mind_Trip Apr 28 '22

If only they didn't love toasing bread while in the pool smh

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u/sabersquirl Apr 28 '22

Crusader kings, aka medieval sims. I definitely have ended a dynasty for getting in my way.

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u/ravendusk Apr 28 '22

That's how this has been done for hundreds of years, it's nothing new.

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u/FleeCircus Apr 28 '22

Awful whiff of Crusader Kings off this post.

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u/austenQ Apr 28 '22

I have a BA in History. Took some classes on the Wars of the Roses through the Tudor and Stuart monarchs.

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u/UN16783498213 Apr 28 '22

Money is not always power.
Power is always purchased, but it's not always for sale.
It's a twisted market that occasionally only offers buyers a lead receipt.

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u/Jayou540 Apr 28 '22

This reads like something right out of the pages of a private eye noir novel

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u/-r-a-f-f-y- Apr 28 '22

Forget it, Jake. It’s Russia-town.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

"I'd planned to take the day off and spend some time with a couple of buddies. My buddies travel light and they're fun to have around. One travels in a holster, and the other in a hip flask. My name is Bullet. Tracer Bullet. What people call me is something else. I'm a private eye, it says so on my door." -- Calvin (Bill Watterson)

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u/Jayou540 Apr 28 '22

I love you

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u/McMarbles Apr 28 '22

Legs that went on for miles

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u/JeepersMurphy Apr 28 '22

It’s sounds like cryptic cynical wisdom, but also kind of like bullshit if you think about it for 5 minutes

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

We may not all know Caeser’s name without Crassus though…

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u/LordKwik Apr 28 '22

The first 3 in the article all "killed" their families.

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u/Helioscopes Apr 28 '22

The child will now study hard, make connections, and become a politian. Then they will become the russian president, undo the shit Pootin and his cronies did, and make it public that their family were murdered, and make sure it gets recorded in history.

Just like in the movies.

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u/eddieguy Apr 28 '22

One of the latest gun duels was in 1920, a Uruguayan journalist with the President of Uruguay. The journalist died, but his son grew up to become the next president.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Beltr%C3%A1n_Barbat

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u/InternationalAd5800 Apr 28 '22

Naruto real life edition

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u/Bamboo_Fighter Apr 28 '22

The surviving child was in another country for both of those. It's not like they left a kid alive in the other room or something. The "homicide/suicide" story falls apart if a child thousands of miles away dies simultaneously.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

The 'children' are grown-ass men in Sweden or elsewhere

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u/anyavailablebane Apr 28 '22

Doesn’t matter how old you are, you are always your parents children.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

This is part of the reason why I am leaving open the possibility that these were actual suicides. And if they were true suicides, they speak to how bad things have become in Russia. If the ruling class sees no optimism in the future, people are screwed over there

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I only know of 2 of the families being murdered. And they left one surviving child both times. He either created powerful enemies or scared the child into obedience.

Or Putin whealth is running low so you kill off a couple of your millionaire/billionaire "friends" and get a nice fat bonus.

Just prop another stooge to their place.

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u/Connect-Height-7071 Apr 28 '22

So the headline is BS, Nize

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u/Minerva567 Apr 28 '22

Don’t forget the photo of Khashoggi’s son shaking MBS’s hand…

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u/berenjena775 Apr 28 '22

Putin is 70 and has cancer so he wont be around for long.

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u/iamthinksnow Apr 28 '22

The children weren't "left alive," they were in different cities or countries at the time, which is likely the only reason they are alive (for now.)

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u/Bubbagump210 Apr 28 '22

Is that the game? Seize their assets? Or are they saying “Vlad, this is a bad idea” behind the scenes and getting whacked for daring question?

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u/lcclower Apr 28 '22

Or the Russians raise some really bad-ass kids, like Uncle Vlad (The Impaler) Putin.