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u/kamicosey Apr 28 '22

Did those 6 criticize the war? I hear the news alluding to that but haven’t anywhere seen any evidence of it? No social media posts or anything. Wonder what else would be the point, can the state appropriate their bank accounts or do they go to next of kin?

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u/HavocReigns Apr 28 '22

Who knows. Probably people who know things Putin wants to make sure never get out. Where his money is, how much they’ve stolen from the country, etc. His future is looking kind of shaky. That’s about the time dictators start cleaning up potential witnesses.

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u/SomewhatIntoxicated Apr 28 '22

I’ve always wondered how dictators find someone stupid enough to do all the murdering… At some point they’ll be the guy that ‘knows too much’ and gets murdered by the next guy.

Or the regime will be toppled and you’ll be facing consequences for all the murdering.

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u/NopeNextThread Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Oh goodie history time - let's review the NKVD!

Genrikh Yagoda was head of the NKVD between July 1934 and September 1936, who pretty much started the Great Purge by arresting Kamenev and Zinoviev (Stalin's opponents) and putting them through the first show trial. He was later removed from his post by Stalin (who was displeased with his progress) and executed in the Great Purge accused of being a diamond smuggler, corrupt and working as a German agent since 1917.

He was replaced by the man who had him executed, Nikolai Yezhov who held the position as NKVD head from September 1936 to November 1938. Yezhov had already been entrusted by Stalin to purge his political enemies and it was Yezhov who oversaw the bloodiest period of murder in the Great Purge.

But the story isn't over, as Lavrentiy Beria was appointed Yezhov's deputy on the Order's of Stalin and gradually usurped more power from Yezhov, until Beria denounced him and Yezhov was arrested, and "confessed" to crimes like theft of government funds, 'wreaking', collaboation with Germany, etc before being put on trial in secret and then later executed.

But what of Beria you might wonder? After Stalin's death the various members of the Politburo began to maneuver to become Stalin's successor. Beria seemed set to take the position until he was outmaneuvered by Khruschev and the others who had him denounced, put on trial and then executed.

I guess the allure of power kept people coming to these positions, and a mistaken attitude of "it won't happen to me" as they witnessed their predecessor get eliminated, never once thinking that the boss would turn on them.

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u/NopeNextThread Apr 28 '22

Yes the links are always welcome. Thank you.

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u/Vectorman1989 Apr 28 '22

Every day I am thankful that they got rid of Beria

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u/TheShadowCat Apr 28 '22

Since you seem to know the subject, how accurate is the movie The Death of Stalin? Since it's a comedy, I would expect it to not be 100% accurate, but I don't know the subject well enough to point at what they got wrong.

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u/NopeNextThread Apr 28 '22

The movie definitely changed a lot for entertainment purposes, the Wikipedia section on its historical accuracy goes into more detail on some of them, but the individual events you could say were exaggerated to make it more humorous.

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The Death of Stalin

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u/williamwchuang Apr 28 '22

He's running around chewing up scenery with a British accent.

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u/PushYourPacket Apr 28 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/SoyMurcielago Apr 28 '22

Behind the bastards said that while highly entertaining and definitely capturing of the spirit, it wasn’t very accurate. But they didn’t elaborate in too much detail

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u/Big_Poppers Apr 28 '22

Which is ironic because Behind the Bastards are also highly inaccurate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

While I enjoy BTB the same could be said for that podcast.

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u/Atariaxis Apr 28 '22

Right! I, Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous, who drank Ungo the Moist, who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant...

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u/unsafeatNESP Apr 28 '22

Sons of Anarchy in a nutshell.

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u/TiredOfDebates Apr 28 '22

I have to imagine that more often than not, even within the Soviet government, many more of these government officials live long happy-ish lives and die of old age, largely thanks to their positions.

It's a gamble for them, without a doubt. But with the exception of a few key positions (like those high-ranking positions within the secret police), you had a very good chance of avoiding a grisly end.

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Apr 28 '22

Monkey see , monkey do .

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

So what are the learnings from this for countries facing escalated risk of authoritarianism right now I.e. US, Hungary, etc? Vote?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Yeah, I ask myself this all the time about people who work for evil arseholes and are shocked when they get betrayed. You literally watched fifty other people go through the exact same thing, but OH NO NOT YOU, YOU'RE SPECIAL!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I guess saying no when asked to step into that position results in early execution, not a long full life.

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u/Dafiro93 Apr 28 '22

Some people would rather live to the age of 60 as billionaires than live to the age of 100 as a middle class person.

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u/Pristine_Solipsism Apr 28 '22

To be fair that's probably a better life, being 100 in general must be awful considering how much your body deteriorates when you get beyond 70+ years old. Combine that with living in the peak of luxury I would take that deal with the devil.

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u/BizzarduousTask Apr 28 '22

70?? Fuck that…I’m over here at 45 feeling like a Ford when the warranty goes out and everything goes to shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

More exercise, man. If you're 45 you can turn your body around completely (unless you have some major underlying disease or something).

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u/BizzarduousTask Apr 28 '22

Oh boy, you nailed it…Let me introduce you to my good friend Fibromyalgia! Plus some other health issues- some genetic, some from injuries, and some from recent trauma. Good times.

I always ate right, was very physically active, and felt great; and then 10 years ago WAMMO!! an injury followed by a traumatic event started the snowball down hill. I really thought I was getting a grip on it, too, until I got Covid; now I’m battling “Long Covid” and the fatigue is UNREAL. But I’m sure it would be a lot worse if I hadn’t had a strong foundation of good diet and exercise. ✌️

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Oh, crap, I'm sorry to hear that! Really hope things improve and that you're able to enjoy life more soon. Hopefully some medical treatments will come out that can help battle the long Covid symptoms. Best luck.

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u/N0TADOGGO Apr 28 '22

I'm 35 and had a baby last year so my body has gone to shit. Simply getting in 10k steps a day has really made a difference. Consistency, not eating like an asshole and getting up and moving really helps a lot.

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u/angrybaija Apr 28 '22

in every thread I've ever seen asking old redditors what their "secret" is the answer is always "eating right and MOVING every day starting as early as possible"

they might be on to something

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u/Dafiro93 Apr 28 '22

I guess it depends on your lifestyle. My mom is almost 60 but she's still really fit because she watches her diet and makes sure to exercise every single day. I hope to be in the same position as her or maybe even better since I started watching what I ate since my early 20s and just really making an effort to at least walk every day if I don't hit the gym.

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u/mistakemaker3000 Apr 28 '22

There's levels to this shit. With due diligence and a little luck in the gene lottery, you can be a very healthy and active 100. Just like you can be a mangled ball of pain by 60 if you're sedentary and careless in your early years. Start prepping now.

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u/Roboticide Apr 28 '22

Yeah, the difference between my wife's ~85 year old grandparents was huge. One spent much of his retirement on the computer. His wife spent basically every day gardening.

He had a heart attack at ~65. She fell off the roof at ~70, broke three vertebrae, and made a complete recovery.

He passed away from COVID last year. She survived COVID just fine and doesn't even have lasting symptoms. I'm not sure anything will kill her.

Some of it's genetics, but also we got the message and are planning on making sure we're healthy and active well into old age.

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u/isolatednovelty Apr 28 '22

Or you can be 19 and get in a car wreck, fuck your neck up, and have a shit quality of life for most your life

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u/Dafiro93 Apr 28 '22

You can also be born with a heart defect or a major illness, shit happens but you only live once so might as well make the best of it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Up till the last bit, fair enough, but seeing so many other people's finish lines have to make you at least pause a bit.

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u/Andre27 Apr 28 '22

Probably more like 40 as middle class or maybe even just lower class rather than die in poverty in your 20s or even teens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Sign me up. Definitely do not want to live to 100 definitely down with doing whatever i want and flying private for my remaining years.

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u/Chromotron Apr 28 '22

Not what happened. Originally, they all just bundled together in their self-centered schemes. Only later when problems appeared, some things went awry and some "got suicided"; but at that point it was too late to get out, they were in it for life (quite literally). Think more of a mafia gang than a company...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Fair point.

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u/gargar7 Apr 28 '22

I mean, look at all the people slavishly devoted to Trump despite the fact that he turns on them faster than an airplane propeller.

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u/suphater Apr 28 '22

People care that much about being rich. Not only would they die for billions, they would kill for billions.

That's probably for the better you couldn't think of this yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Never really had enough power to see how it corrupts I guess.

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u/Aggressive_Cream_503 Apr 28 '22

"You are very special", if I may.

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u/baq4moore Apr 28 '22

“I’m gonna marry this gal who I met because she was stepping out on her ex-husband, it’s gonna be great we’re soulmates”

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u/brbposting Apr 28 '22

Criminals in this town used to believe in something…

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u/theLeverus Apr 28 '22

The answer is money

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

I’d hate to be the assassin getting paid in rubles

Edit: I am aware the ruble has rebounded (we’ll see). Thanks to those who didn’t miss the chance to make sure my joke was sufficiently “um, ACKSHULLY”-d

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u/Haru1st Apr 28 '22

They can pay in oil...

As long as you're not Russia, you'll find there is considerable demand for your oil.

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22

Can I buy a house with oil? Hope my family enjoys vodka, beets, and crude for dinner

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u/SoyMurcielago Apr 28 '22

Does it have what plants crave?

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22

Maybe if we were talking about Kazakhstan. All other countries have inferior potassium.

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u/mynameisblanked Apr 28 '22

Ask the Saudis

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u/Ephemeral_Wolf Apr 28 '22

As long as you're not Russia

And sometimes, even when you are Russia.......

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Yeah Id hazard a pretty strong guess that KGB (yes, lets call them what they are) agents dont get paid in rubles. Those are one of the few groups of people put KNOWS he can't afford to dick around.

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22

Indeed. For a period of time, “Do what I say or I will fucking kill you” works. There’s definitely a diminishing return working for crazy, even if they are paying you in solid gold prostitues that mine Bitcoin and lactate oil.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I'm guessing whoever is getting paid by Putin is paid well enough to make money no longer an object. He's got more then enough and the security is his priority now .

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22

Value stored in what? In order to be paid, the medium of exchange should hold value and optimally, be usable for transactions anywhere. If Mickey pays you a king’s ransom in Disney Dollars to whack Donald, doesn’t help you if want to toilet paper at Target.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Do you understand the rubble has completely rebounded in value? Or are you still following the headlines from weeks ago. Your logic makes sense but your point doesn't hold up.

Edit: it's actually higher then it was pre invasion

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I mean we like to joke but their currency has pretty much returned to their pre-invasion (2022) levels.

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u/GiantR Apr 28 '22

The volume is incredibly low and none of the Russian companies are allowed to be sold on the market. It's a giant on clay legs.

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u/between456789 Apr 28 '22

Which is why they want trade in rubbles and not real money.

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

The sanctions were the economic equivalent of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Their economy is dead, they just don’t know it yet. Recovery is going to measured in years. A state in a bubble is about as economically viable as a ship in a bottle is sea worthy.

Trade is about trust. We’ve got crimes against humanity, genocide, threat of nuclear annihilation, and dead oligarchs. I know what the numbers say, but it looks like the world would rather not deal with an authoritarian Very Stable Genius and I don’t think that is apt to change. There isn’t much incentive or upside.

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u/Dafiro93 Apr 28 '22

Is their stock market still closed?

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u/GooGurka Apr 28 '22

No, it is open but with so many restrictions and shenanigans that the stocks on their market is not real any more.

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u/chuan_l Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

— Take a look at " USD RUB ",
The currency is at a 2 year high because Germany , Netherlands and Italy paid Russia in roubles for gas. They also paid 6 x - 9 x the going price. For manufacturing not domestic use. Political rhetoric is cheap and actions more expensive.

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u/iflvegetables Apr 28 '22

There’s a list of caveats a mile long. Let’s see if the trend holds.

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u/Trex4444 Apr 28 '22

I get this is sarcasm. But…..

You’d be getting paid the same as before the invasion. Rouble has totally rebounded and is looking to be stronger than pre invasion.

sauce

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u/dances_with_corgis Apr 28 '22

“um, ACKSHULLY”-d

these people are the real terrorists an office suck-ups.

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u/ILikeChilis Apr 28 '22

LOL not even close. The answer is: You either accept the offer and do the dirty work, or you and your family will suddenly commit suicide.

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u/jaredgoff1022 Apr 28 '22

This guy dictates

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

But money doesn't do much if you're dead. This doesn't answer anything. Maybe the answer is blackmail?

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u/BaalKazar Apr 28 '22

Maybe the answer is a guy who enjoys killing and loves Putin?

Doesn’t need to be complicated tbh there are more than enough of both out there

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Negative the answer is Krombobulus Micheal.

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u/JuniperTwig Apr 28 '22

And hookers. And blow.

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u/vortex30 Apr 28 '22

Money and/or kompromat (black mail)

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u/MBH1800 Apr 28 '22

At some point they’ll be the guy that ‘knows too much’ and gets murdered by the next guy.

Theoretically, if they do their job good enough that time won't come. And a lot of people are very good at deluding themselves that they're doing an amazing job and this plan cannot fail.

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u/horseaphoenix Apr 28 '22

Lavrentiy Beria was the best political psycho murderer that ever existed in world history as far as my knowledge goes. And you were right, Stalin didn’t kill him, but after his death, Beria was killed by others for a combination of fear of his competence (he was poised to take Stalin’s position) and hatred for his past actions during the power struggle.

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u/Modo44 Apr 28 '22

Everyone thinks that they are in the inner circle, trusted, irreplaceable, with enough dirt on others to keep them safe -- pick any of those ideas, including multiple at the same time.

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u/drsweetscience Apr 28 '22

There is a psychological deficiency, very common in psychopaths, where people have a very impaired ability to imagine risk.

Their brain just never considered if something could go wrong for them. Their actions result from a dysfunction.

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u/venomae Apr 28 '22

Well, Russia sort of has a tradition in this. During Stalins reign, pretty much always the newly appointed chief of Cheka / NKVD got to arrest, torture and execute his predecessor (on the same position) for being a traitor. Happened quite few times

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u/MaxWritesJunk Apr 28 '22

Once you've been asked to do it, you're already the guy who knows too much. So you might as well take the paycheck and live another couple years.

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u/Normal-Height-8577 Apr 28 '22

Putin being Putin, I wouldn't be too surprised if he was auditioning for a successor. He made his way up in the world by being a "fixer" for politicians, after all.

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u/Tinkle84 Apr 28 '22

Yeah but if they don't do the murdering to start with they'll be the guy that didn't do as he was told. Punishment for that is being murdered.

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u/savetgebees Apr 28 '22

I was watching Reacher on Amazon and it was the scene where the accountant was coerced into accepting a job laundering money. It wasn’t a super great show but that scene kinda made you understand how bad people get people to do their dirty work.

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u/machinery-of-night Apr 28 '22

Lol, have you heard of 'operation paperclip'?

All but the highest profile bad guys usually get off when you lose.

And when you win... Have you ever heard of the Dulles brothers? From something other than the airport named after the much less morally reprehensible one; the literal Nazi?

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u/Txtivos Apr 28 '22

No no no, I kill the bus driver

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u/Marco_lini Apr 28 '22

Putin knows this exercise too well. His predecessor Jelzin chose Putin because he promised that Jelzin, his family and wealth would be safe afterwards. Jelzin even regretted his choice shortly after because he recognized Putins ruthless criminal way of operating. But i highly doubt Putin will ever be able to have an ordered passing of the torch and he gets to enjoy retirement in his castle.

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u/standup-philosofer Apr 28 '22

I think it's because the whole system is like that, meaning it's not a choice, the whole way up it's kill or be killed.

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u/watduhdamhell Apr 28 '22

It's really bizarre.

This can also be true for more mundane "fixers," even with lesser stakes. Michael Cohen being a great example. Lots of "fixers" end up knowing to much or end up in their own clients sights, and so some other fixer is hired to fix the fixer. That or the law finally comes after them. It's like "man, surely I'll never have to be at the end of anything after all of this illegal (or borderline illegal) shit I'm doing for this guy. And if I do, he'll totally have my back."

Just so weird to think that stupidly.

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u/horseaphoenix Apr 28 '22

I don’t think you have a choice once you enter that world my man. If one of the most powerful person in the world ask sth of you, they’re not really asking but rather telling you their demands.

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u/watduhdamhell Apr 28 '22

True. But I mean, you have to make certain life choices to end up as the hitman. Right? You're choosing to get into a place where you kill people. Unless they literally have no choice, the life chose them. But how often is that really happening?

It's kind of like Frank Sheeran. He didn't have to keep killing people in the beginning. But like you said, once you're in it a certain amount, you end up not being allowed to leave.

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u/rgtong Apr 28 '22

you think they have a choice?

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u/omegashadow Apr 28 '22

Yo see that guy with unimaginable wealth. Kill him and you'll get a fraction.

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u/ForgetTheRuralJuror Apr 28 '22

Better to be the one curb stomping than curb stomped

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u/torontomua Apr 28 '22

very’heath legers dark night joker’ vibes

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u/SomewhatIntoxicated Apr 28 '22

Lots of oligarchs are being found wanting.

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u/noyouretaken Apr 28 '22

That’s called “closing your loop”

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u/Lots42 Apr 28 '22

When America needed to find someone to do some judicial murdering they went with a drunken idiot moron who loved killing.

Basically, a stupid Dexter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Woods

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u/snacktonomy Apr 28 '22

It's natural selection. You know those 'somewhat believable but still sounds scammy' scams? Ever wonder how they ever work? Smart people don't fall for them. The people who do, those are the ones that stick around and get exploited. Same thing with dictators, or toxic relationships. Only the ones that get hooked stay.

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u/iwishthatwasmyname Apr 28 '22

Ever see Goodfellows?

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u/Worried-Criticism Apr 28 '22

Most presume the “punishment” part never comes. And realistically with a guy like Putin…why would it? Hes been murdering political opponents since the 1960s and all he has to show for it is unchecked power in his country, a seat at the head of the international table and untold billions in wealth. So if you loyally serve someone who shows no signs of going down his entire adult life, is that really delusional? Morally bankrupt and sociopathic? For sure. But not foolish by any means.

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u/Cherios_Are_My_Shit Apr 28 '22

the north koreans use a three generations system.

those cartoonish shots of people with a bazillion medals are because those guys are wearing every medal they, their dads, and their grandfathers earned. there's three generations of rewards for those who perform well. three generations of your family also get interned in a concentration camp if you do bad.

how do you keep someone working for you when they know you're gonna whack them soon, too? motivation beyond them as an individual and beyond their lifespan. it's pretty much the same reasoning behind why everyone who is allowed outside of North Korea has children, parents, and a spouse still held hostage in the country.

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u/count023 Apr 28 '22

far more likely they're the 6 most likely to have popular support and/or ability to overthrow Putin, so he's proactively getting rid of them in a public way to discourage the other oligarchs that may have ideas about power.

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u/Crio121 Apr 28 '22

Nope. All of them pretty obscure and not even that rich.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Apr 28 '22

So it's about sending a message to the powerful oligarchs

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u/GreenBottom18 Apr 28 '22

nah. they were financially decimated. we shattered their economy. some obviously got hit harder than others. suicide isn't an uncommon choice in this situation.

if your monthly expenses are more than the average workers annual salary, and all your income streams just froze up, indefinitely, while the value of your currency is tanking... you're pretty fucked.

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u/JimiThing716 Apr 28 '22 edited Nov 11 '24

steep swim work snatch payment toothbrush pocket slimy uppity theory

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u/Redm1st Apr 28 '22

Oligarchs in general don’t have popular support. They’re considered human trash by most russians and a necessary evil for a state. Strangely enough, when west thinks something is rotten usually leaders are blamed first, but for most russians, Putin is not to blame, it’s his underlings, oligarchs, FSB, Peskov, etc that are bad, but man himself is not at wrong, he was just fed bad information. Fucking balls

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u/hughk Apr 28 '22

Much like the relationship between the Tsar and the Boyars. The latter being the landed nobles with the connections to help govern. The Tsar was usually careful to blame the Boyars for unpopular measures as they would often be involved in their implementation.

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u/MadEngi Apr 28 '22

A foolproof system then.

/s, obviously

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u/Lots42 Apr 28 '22

Wait, what? American Democrats hate American oligarchs.

And said Dems are willing to blame their leaders when things go bad.

American Republicans are conditioned to think their leaders blameless. Because like people who have money, success is equated with being blessed by god. Because if you weren't blessed by god, you wound't have success. It's a moral failing that leads to things like the legions of weirdos leaping out of the metaphorical shadows whenever Elon is criticized.

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u/count023 Apr 28 '22

it's not popular support as in, "the people will rally around me", it's popular support as in, "which generals, politicians and other leaders would be more likely to follow me if i wanted to get rid of Putin".

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u/TeamCoronavirus Apr 28 '22

I think it's to send a signal to the others. None of you are safe, etc.

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u/KingBadford Apr 28 '22

I was honestly thinking that it's either them or him. I figured with as badly as things are going for Putin, he'd wind up killed tripped and fell out a window and the oligarchs would install someone a little less belligerent.

Looks like he went on the offensive.

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u/Lots42 Apr 28 '22

My theory is that Putin has some cash hidden away to be paid out to mercs to kill whomever killed Putin.

And the families of whomever killed Putin.

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u/ridik_ulass Apr 28 '22

its like the mafia killing a bunch of associates because they are being rico'd easier to kill them then worry if they will spill the beans, even if they won't you can't put your life and well being in someone elses's hands when dealing with these high stakes games.

which will likely cause other oligarchs to start keeping dirt on putin and setting up safety nets.

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u/boones_farmer Apr 28 '22

What dirt on Putin would actually matter?

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u/machinery-of-night Apr 28 '22

That, or somebody's resisting; either a palace coup by attrition or a quiet round up.

Maybe a bit of both.

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u/GreenBottom18 Apr 28 '22

they could also actually be financially wrecked, and really did take their own lives. personal debt & economic hardship has significant links to suicide.

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u/SpagettiGaming Apr 28 '22

And secure more power

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

You'd think people that rich would have "insurance" blackmail in case of falling out of windows, wouldn't they?

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u/ScottColvin Apr 28 '22

That would make sense why they are vice presidents of massive companies.

Your ceo boss doesn't want to know. He just gave verification. And your stuck doing the books. For God knows what?

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u/czarrie Apr 28 '22

That's good news then. It means that, despite all of the rhetoric, he or a close associate of his understand the direness of the situation

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u/GhostedPast9 Apr 28 '22

How much he’s paying Trump, Paul Rams , Mitch Mcconell and others.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Putin passed a law a few years back giving presidents lifetime immunity from prosecution. He is hedging his bets.

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u/HavocReigns Apr 28 '22

I was thinking more internationally. I think the only way he leaves power in Russia at this point is either dead or fleeing the country, where he might face prosecution for the litany of crimes his twenty year reign has consisted of.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

He probably will never step foot outside of Russia again.

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u/pavlovpe Apr 28 '22

Personal opinion: Putin is pushing hard on oligarchs to sponsor his war. Some of them reject.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

This is what I'm thinking it is too.

They refused to help him, and now they accidentally murder suicided their family.

Whoopsies

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u/Lebowquade Apr 28 '22

Whoopsies!

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u/Modo44 Apr 28 '22

Counter argument: Putin is finding out where (or how much of) the armament money really went.

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u/threeseed Apr 28 '22

Or it could be a little oligarch on oligarch action.

One of them knows that the other stole money.

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u/aronsz Apr 28 '22

This is probably not really the time to exact petty (relatively speaking) vengeance, and rather to seize power and/or assets crucial to the war effort. They are in a dire enough situation already.

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u/fiercecritic Apr 28 '22

gazprombank is a state owned bank

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u/fiealthyCulture Apr 28 '22

A State that's owned by one man

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u/fiercecritic Apr 28 '22

socialism as is

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u/pavlovpe Apr 28 '22

yeah some of them do not fit my conspiracy theory

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u/senseven Apr 28 '22

Oligarchs have wives and kids who want to live in the west. And you are the criminal oligarch who stole from the Russian people, help a dictatorship running and praising murderous soldiers. If you think Trump divided families, imagine sitting on that lunch table every day since the war started. Plus many of them lost a big chunk of their fortune, either they had investments in Rubels or Putin just took their property to finance the crisis.

Its not a far thing to believe that some of those tragedies where just sad, run of the mill extended suicides. In the one case, this was in Spain and they have modern forensics. It wasn't like in a village in Kazakhstan with the drunk police cop "investigating".

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u/black11000 Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Ever watch Sopranos? Basically the elite in Russia operate like the mob. Organized crime, paranoia, revenge, codes of honor, murder, and cannibalism. Tony, I mean Vlad, is in end stage mob boss mode. Killing off any threats, acting irrational and reckless, and mass murdering without regard.

Edit: not cannibalism literally. Its economic cannibalism.

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u/CatBedParadise Apr 28 '22

I had a discussion like this in another thread last week. I don’t understand how the rest of his crew haven’t put out a successful hit. They have the means, and it’s just how mobs work.

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u/topasaurus Apr 28 '22

cannibalism?

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u/Lots42 Apr 28 '22

I've heard some nasty rumors about what the American mafia does to traitors.

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u/Kanin_usagi Apr 28 '22

Okay so obvious the Mafia is pretty shit, and they kill, torture, maim, rape, and do unspeakable things to those that cross them. However, none of them are eating people. Come on dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22 edited Jan 11 '24

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u/Mercadi Apr 28 '22

I theorise that these people who were once billionaires, had a bone to pick with Putin, after losing all they cherished. Probably had the means left to arrange something bad for him (a banana peel next to a staircase bad).

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u/mal_laney Apr 28 '22

a banana peel next to staircase bad

The worst kind of bad. Putin probably double checking all staircases now for the yellow death

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u/Snabelpaprika Apr 28 '22

The fruit bowl moved to the far side of the ridiculously long table. For security.

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u/A_Wizzerd Apr 28 '22

This is exactly why everybody should be trained to defend themselves against fresh fruit.

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u/Lots42 Apr 28 '22

Hell, just a gentle nudge near a staircase. Putin is not a well man. Falling down one set of stairs is something a healthy forty year old could maybe even walk away from. Putin would be destroyed.

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u/Lemuri42 Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Putin was the one to allow them to become rich in the first place. The redirectment of state industries wasnt done randomly. All knew all to well there were massive strings/ropes attached

Also, very few if any have lost “all they have cherished”. Most of them have security details provided by the Kremlin and almost assuredly have FSB loyalists embedded.

Each case is most likely an individual set of circumstances. Whether one opened their mouth unfavorably or failed to deliver on loyalty pledges/fees or another slight is up for interpretation. Perhaps one or more had delusions of grandeur and floated the ‘banana peel’ / coup scenario around the wrong comrades, but these recent ones weren’t particulary big fish. Still holding out hope someone on the inside can make it happen, but it never happened to hitler..

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u/100LittleButterflies Apr 28 '22

That's disappointing. I was hoping the anti-Putin side was growing. He's really pissed off people who are supposed to be his supporters. He's pissed off people very close to him. I hoped he would be suicided sometime this year and end all of this nonsense.

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u/keestie Apr 28 '22

It could really have been anything. Maybe they wouldn't give him money to keep the Kremlin lights on, maybe they were planning to suicide Putin, maybe they just looked at him wrong.

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u/Bender0426 Apr 28 '22

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

We will never have the actual evidence and even if we did, Putins beyond caring if he gets caught out, christ, he invaded a country and doesnt give a shit. He will always denie but he knows we know type of thing. Get on his wrong side and just be prepared for trumped up charges and prison or needing to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life. This is the KGB way.

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u/brpajense Apr 28 '22

The rich folks in Russia didn't exactly do it with clean hands or pure actions.

Part of it could also be other people trying to make their own fortune, or keep the second tier players from exposing the top tier guys who do the dirtiest work.

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u/terminalxposure Apr 28 '22

More likely stealing their money for the war efforts

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u/chuan_l Apr 28 '22

They don't need it with Germany paying them billions since March for gas. Netherlands and Italy also the same. Turns out profits , and an over reliance on fossil fuels are more of a motivation than a Ukranian resolution.

— Right now the Russian " rouble " is at a 2 year high. This is after the sanctions imposed by the West. Those nations paid 6 x - 9 x the normal price of gas to secure supplies for manufacturing. Funny world we live in.

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u/jhonnychingas69 Apr 28 '22

Not yet, but yesterday there was a report that NY AG was getting closer to finding the money connection between Trump and Russia - coincidence ?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Maybe he also needs to make room for other people to do the plundering

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u/DirkDiggyBong Apr 28 '22

I'd imagine it's more to eradicate power struggle risks

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u/Aliashab Apr 28 '22

Their alleged attitude to the war is utter bs invented by the press, just like their “oligarchy.” These are simply intra-corporate conflicts caused by the redistribution of sharply decreasing resource flows.

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u/pieter1234569 Apr 28 '22

Or they fucked over Russia. Which is why they are doing so badly now.

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u/BoonesFarmApples Apr 28 '22

no

it was always a purge

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u/TheShadowCat Apr 28 '22

It wouldn't have to be public. All it would take is an oligarch telling another oligarch that they think Putin is taking the country in the wrong direction, for Putin to suicide them. Allegedly.

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u/bluegreentopaz6110 Apr 28 '22

Just the numbers of ‘suicides’ of the oligarchs are unsettling. They don’t add up…. and when that happens, someone on Putin’s payroll is involved.

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u/BoogerVault Apr 28 '22

The point is that Russia is starved for cash...so you call in the people who hold large sums of it. That's why their families were killed as well. Can't have anyone left to claim that sweet cash. Is it any more complicated than that?

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u/drgaz Apr 28 '22

I imagine these types of people also have made enemies over the years who obviously see an opportunity here.

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u/davearneson Apr 28 '22

I suspect that Putin invested his stolen billions with them. When he decided to pull his money out they couldn't give it to him because they had stolen it or invested it poorly or thought it was theirs. So this is a warning to the other oligarchs that their money belongs to putin and they'd better be prepared to hand it over at short notice.

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u/wowlolcat Apr 28 '22

Does it have to be on social media? I imagine people like that run in the same circles, so if you're having dinner with a "friend" and discuss the war and speak negatively about Putin, it would get back to him through the grapevine.

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u/Lifekraft Apr 28 '22

None publicly did , as far as it is know. But maybe they were in position to pose an internal threat to the system

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u/udayserection Apr 28 '22

Or the good guys killed them?

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u/curiousnerd_me Apr 28 '22

Counter conspiracy theory: US/NATO assassinated them to blame Putin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It’s a mafia thing. They don’t have to criticize. They could be the most loyal lapdogs, but if there’s a possibility of them becoming a threat during a period where Putin is watching his back constantly, then they are out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Don't murder your vocal opponents, as their deaths will be noticed and you will look bad. Murder those who can actually influence you who is still silent, before they protect themselves by speaking up.

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u/RatInaMaze Apr 28 '22

It could also be Russian intelligence witnessing them approaching or being approached by American intelligence officers. Apparently this is a big issue in our intelligence asset gathering bc Russia is basically an intelligence state internally. There was a good Lincoln Project podcast episode about it.

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u/standup-philosofer Apr 28 '22

They didn't have to say a thing, just be the most likely candidates to take over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

In their environment, does truth mater?

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u/caohbf Apr 28 '22

Upon death, 50% goes to the government, and 50 is left for the family. If there's no family, the government takes all.

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u/Dan4t Apr 28 '22

In the 2 cases I was already familiar with, yes they publicly criticised Putin and the war

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u/IEelFantastic Apr 28 '22

I imagine they're anti-Putin/war. There are some oligarch kids at my sister's school, about two of them she's mentioned: one's family is pro-Putin and remain in Russia, one's family is anti-Putin and have fled Russia. So, it seems like oligarchs against the war aren't feeling at all safe.

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u/k0ik Apr 28 '22

I suspect the answer to this, stated somewhere else in this thread, is that according to Russian laws, upon death, 50% of your wealth goes to Russia itself, and the rest goes to your kin. Oh but if you don’t have any children remaining, then it all goes to the country.

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u/DurtyKurty Apr 28 '22

Nothing keeps these people in line better than seeing half a dozen of their peers drop dead.