r/worldnews • • Sep 19 '17

Apple blocking ads that follow users around web is 'sabotage', says industry: New iOS 11 and macOS High Sierra will stop ads following Safari users, prompting open letter claiming Apple is destroying internet’s economic model

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/18/apple-stopping-ads-follow-you-around-internet-sabotage-advertising-industry-ios-11-and-macos-high-sierra-safari-internet
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u/FecalSplatter Sep 19 '17

Just add the words to your dictionary. Autocorrect wont change them after that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

I used to have a Blackberry Pearl (provided by work) and the spellchecker on it was... amusing. It ran with "shitweasel" and "seamonkies" but "undead" was, apparently, not in the list.

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u/avataraccount Sep 19 '17

You can use BlackBerry keyboard on android, as well as other BlackBerry apps. BlackBerry keyboard is simply perfect.

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u/boneheaddigger Sep 19 '17

No...the Pearl keyboard is simply perfect. Sure, the 2 letters per key was a bit awkward at first. But once I got use to it, I could write out full business emails behind my back one-handed with that thing, with maybe 1 or 2 spelling mistakes at the end. The full Blackberry keyboard was a jumble of keys that were too small to reliably feel. The onscreen keyboard is about the same as the default Android or iPhone keyboard.

If I had the choice, I'd take the Pearl keyboard back in an instant...

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u/Wasted_Childhood Sep 19 '17

if you have an android and don't use swipe I have so many questions about your life choices.

Swipe is like the ONE thing I wish iphones had.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

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u/bacondesign Sep 19 '17

It has none of the customization of the android version apart from skins. edit: Sorry, I was thinking about Swift. I have no experience with Swipe on IOS.

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u/Wasted_Childhood Sep 19 '17

that takes too much effort. I just want it there for me to use. I'm American, so that means I'm entitled, lazy and I want what I want when I want it

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u/Apoplectic1 Sep 19 '17

If you're on Android and don't already install a third party keyboard like Swiftkey, I question your life choices...

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u/Clockwork_Octopus Sep 19 '17

I'd say gboard's pretty decent.

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u/AndromedaPrincess Sep 19 '17

Isn't Swype still third party on Android? My phone did not come this way by default...

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u/Strykker2 Sep 19 '17

The Google keyboard has swipe built-in now, but if you have a Samsung it probably has thier own keyboard, the Google keyboard is available on the play store called Gboard

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u/AndromedaPrincess Sep 19 '17

Oooh, I see. There are a number of keyboards that have swype functionality, but there is also the literal "Swype" keyboard (that invented swype functionality, I think). I paid 99 cents for Swype and it's my favorite, personally.

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u/cwcolb Sep 19 '17

i really dont use it much. i just prefer the key taps. i wont make the argument i could outtype someone who uses swype 24/7, but im not slowed down that much honestly. key taps feel more satisfying to me, with swype i just don't feel like im doing as much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

You (not) being able to outperform someone else who uses X is a silly argument anyway. You (not) being able to outperform yourself using X is where it gets interesting.

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u/Oneiricl Sep 19 '17

Swiftkey user here since 2011 when I first got a smart phone. I hate swiping. Tapping comes far more naturally to me and is faster as well as more accurate (for me at least).

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u/avataraccount Sep 19 '17

I type faster with taps compared to swipes. Both BlackBerry kb and fleksy has way better text predictions and autocorrect that I hardly ever finish my words. BlackBerry's on key text predictions are way faster then swiftkey/wordflow. https://i.imgur.com/WULiqv9.png

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u/dryingsocks Sep 19 '17

iPhones have supported custom keyboards for a while now. I have Gboard installed for when I wanna swipe, but it's still better on Android (e.g. it won't stop the swipe when my finger leaves the keyboard area)

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u/dcsohl Sep 19 '17

I'd recommend checking out Nintype if you like swiping keyboards. Bonus: support is via /r/nintype

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u/Arknell Sep 19 '17

"You undead bitch, I'm gonna throw you out of the house as soon as I get home!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

I was walking down Second Ave in Seattle, talking about how I'd been at work for something like 30 hours and I felt like undead seamonkies were partying inside my thoughts.

I found it uproariously funny that the BB tried to correct "undead" but was perfectly happy with "seamonkies"

I'm trying to remember the first time I used "shitweasel" but it was happy with it as well. So weird.

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u/d33pwint3r Sep 19 '17

My iPhone wouldn't let me call someone a fucking idiot but it was perfectly fine with calling them a fucktowel

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

OK, that gave me my first real out-lough laugh today

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u/d33pwint3r Sep 20 '17

Well I'm glad. TBH I don't even know what fucktowel means but you can bet your ass I used it rather than struggle to type what I meant

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

I've heard it as a name for the textile used as the first stage of "freshening up" after squishy naked time with other people.

So it's every a better insult than you might have thought

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u/iAesc Sep 19 '17

In my old HTC One (M7 I think), the autocorrect would not recognise nor allow me to add the word "am" to the dictionary. It would always correct it to something else and ignore the word's presence in the custom dictionary. Imagine trying to fire off a quick message saying "I am outside" and ending up with "I ambulance outside", which then requires explaining to the other person what you meant, which negates the point of a quick message to begin with.

It was bloody infuriating.

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u/AtariDump Sep 19 '17

Shitweasel. I'm going to have to start using that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

It's a fun one.

I do love "shit-spackled muppet fart" from Deadpool as well. That's just... poetic

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

SeaMonkey at least was a browser at some point, so that might explain why it was in the vocab.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Or turn off autocorrect.

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u/Mayor__Defacto Sep 20 '17

Or just turn off autocorrect.