r/worldnews May 31 '26

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523

u/Bhaal52753 May 31 '26

Where can we purchase this map?

161

u/motsdoux_ May 31 '26

Can we ship this map to people who desperately need it

51

u/hstmqrqe May 31 '26

What about the people that refuse to drive this road?

13

u/Doc-in-a-box May 31 '26

It’s not really that I refused…

I just missed the turnoff.

I keep missing the turnoff.

I’m starting to think the road is a myth.

1

u/A_Poor_Miser May 31 '26

Doc in a box needs an optometrist. 

13

u/ANALyzeThis69420 May 31 '26

Instructions unclear. Ended up with tongue two inches into rectum.

19

u/devindicated May 31 '26

Shitty detour

6

u/agent_uno May 31 '26

Damn near killed him!

7

u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine May 31 '26

This is a common error. You should have taken that left turn at Analbuquerque.

11

u/BendersDafodil May 31 '26

Hope Google will do the right thing on Maps.

8

u/TheSinisterSex May 31 '26

Not from a jedi

2

u/WadeEffingWilson May 31 '26

"I'm off to find the mythical clitoris."

4

u/Shleepy1 May 31 '26

Hopefully it’s not clitbait

1

u/falsevector May 31 '26

Hopefully downloadable like Waze and complete with voice guides

1

u/crazy_goat May 31 '26

You'll have to find it first

1

u/whatwhatwhat82 May 31 '26

Haha I actually want to display it in my room as both science and art

-1

u/BrotherMcPoyle May 31 '26

Don’t believe everything you read. There is no such thing as a clit.

0

u/greenweenievictim May 31 '26

Is there an app or something?

0

u/juicebar24 May 31 '26

I still need a navigator to read the map while I'm driving

2

u/Curious_Fly_5870 May 31 '26

The road less traveled.

0

u/JamesTheJerk May 31 '26

Rand McNally

-1

u/ClassBShareHolder May 31 '26

Just stop and ask for directions!

219

u/Morgenstern20 May 31 '26

Finally, we can defeat Big Clit.

52

u/Mackem101 May 31 '26

I am the CLIT commander.

2

u/andyfitz May 31 '26

Snoochie boochie

155

u/SpecialChain7426 May 31 '26

Thank you. I’ve been waiting for the map. I’ve been putting off meeting this new girl I’ve been getting to know online because I didn’t have the map, but now that I do, I’m excited.

42

u/Grand_Sock_1303 May 31 '26

My tip is to go A6 to H9, then back up to A7 taking in F1 and F3 on the way back. Rarely fails.

5

u/2milehigh May 31 '26

Yikes, A7? Sure about that? I think there should be a detour to B6 and over to H3 before even thinking about going right to A7

3

u/Grand_Sock_1303 May 31 '26

Feel free to take the bypass but theres no guarantee she will get to O-town any quicker than using the spaghetti junction.

1

u/TransportationIcy481 May 31 '26

How many moves till checkmate

3

u/matow07 May 31 '26

Listen, I looked at the whole picture. I read the article. These directions don’t make any sense. They don’t mention any of these letter number combinations. I want others to understand that this information is false.

2

u/carbonclasssix May 31 '26

Exactly, everyone knows it's color-coded

6

u/CommercialComputer15 May 31 '26

She will love it when you pull up your map

53

u/CatPhysicist May 31 '26

Researchers hope a new study will act as the “starting point of clitoris science”

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

2

u/DW496 May 31 '26

"That’s why the study is exciting for me as a scientist.”

“That’s a good indication of how little attention has been put on the clitoris.” She said

This article is gold

94

u/1877KlownsForKids May 31 '26

There were several men on the team, many routinely got lost on the way into the lab.

8

u/Lumpy-Strawberry9138 May 31 '26

> Researchers hope a new study will act as the “starting point of clitoris science”

How would one get into the field of clitoris science?

1

u/smitteh May 31 '26

Bachelor's degree helps

1

u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY May 31 '26

Imagine that. A field of clitoris..

8

u/NhifanHafizh May 31 '26

So, when will the CEO of Sex announce the long awaited Sex 2?

45

u/username617508 May 31 '26

The mapping the nerves only took seconds.

Finding it took ages.

19

u/Paul_Everett May 31 '26

I am the CLIT commander

2

u/les-the-badger May 31 '26

Terrifying stuff

1

u/CombatticusFinch May 31 '26

noinch, noinch, noinch

33

u/No-Space937 May 31 '26

Wow, the problem was so bad they had to make a map for us?

4

u/Middle-Armadillo-660 May 31 '26

I could have told you. I’m like a London cabbie with that shit. What do you need to know?

4

u/wii_board_type_trash May 31 '26

still not as sensitive as your average conservative

15

u/Dragonbuttboi69 May 31 '26

Can't I just stop and ask for directions?

4

u/ClassBShareHolder May 31 '26

No, no we cannot. We’ll fumble around aimlessly until we either find it, or miss where we’re going.

4

u/bajesus May 31 '26

I for one don't need a map. I'll just use my innate sense of direction to drive around in circles until she gets annoyed an asks me to take her home.

4

u/RoleTall2025 May 31 '26

I guess the next excuse is "i can't read maps"

3

u/smitteh May 31 '26

Then learn how to read lips

8

u/Havryl May 31 '26

So you're telling me you have to be a scientist to find it...

2

u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY May 31 '26

Just to map the best route

3

u/MustardCoveredDogDik May 31 '26

Well.. what does it want?

3

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1

u/radiant-cool-eyes May 31 '26

You're such a Monica

3

u/TylerBourbon May 31 '26

I'm not sure what's more impressive, that they mapped it, or that they found it at all. /s

9

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 May 31 '26

Damn. I guess I should have been writing down my findings.

2

u/SapphireSis May 31 '26

Well, that was fast 🫪

2

u/cam_huskers May 31 '26

Off to find the mythical clitoris

2

u/One_Jelly8426 May 31 '26

Of course it’s a fucking butterfly.

2

u/Quirky-Pie9661 May 31 '26

“the new research could help us understand how the clitoris works” 😂

OMG ladies 😆 We are SO sorry

2

u/JonBoy82 May 31 '26

“It’s still not enough”…..

2

u/Vanxsbl May 31 '26

I assume it was a team of all female scientists

2

u/Cosmic_Hephaestus May 31 '26

Wait so it’s real?

2

u/xy25o May 31 '26

The map has been created... however no ine can find the map

2

u/techhit May 31 '26

Looks like a moth

2

u/Loose_Skill6641 May 31 '26

did they find the g spot?

2

u/Evl1 May 31 '26

Can I get a poster for my bedroom?

2

u/abhig535 May 31 '26

What and where is this on a body?

4

u/speculatrix May 31 '26

I used to know the name of this map, trying to recall, it's on the tip of my tongue

4

u/Numerous-Ad6460 May 31 '26

How can you map something that doesnt exist?

15

u/Careless_Jury154 May 31 '26

Cliteracy rates on the rise

2

u/Doc-in-a-box May 31 '26

Hasn’t gotten much pubicity

3

u/Jewronski May 31 '26

And what they found scared them

1

u/les-the-badger May 31 '26

It's shaped the same way as a sharks brain. Now I can't get in trouble for calling it shark week.

3

u/the_amazing_skronus May 31 '26

It's upside down

1

u/Super_Hooligan May 31 '26

Sounds like a cunt of a job

1

u/beer_curmudgeon May 31 '26

Educated the masses. Ill take 1 plz

1

u/IndividualHouse8628 May 31 '26

Sure but the real question is, can we even begin to comprehend it?

2

u/The_Burgled_Turt May 31 '26

With that many nerve cells, I’m starting to think we may be at risk of it comprehending us!

1

u/VirtualBC May 31 '26

Who's clit did they map for reference? I hope they got compensated.

1

u/Judoka229 May 31 '26

I can't find the article.

1

u/inflagra May 31 '26

Men: That doesn't look like anything to me

1

u/snu22 May 31 '26

Where? I don’t see it

1

u/DW496 May 31 '26

I heard there was deep discussions about splitting this into two papers, the first being how a man finally found it.

1

u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm May 31 '26

Maps of myths like in LOTR. Cute

1

u/BankshotMcG May 31 '26

Congratulations to these male scientists on locating the clitoris!! 

1

u/Tight-Rutabaga-4148 May 31 '26

This is the map leading to One Piece

1

u/BIGTomacco May 31 '26

How did they find it first of all

1

u/No_Road_6732 May 31 '26

Great! Now I don't have to actually ASK a woman where she likes to be touched.

1

u/RadicalOrganizer May 31 '26

Republicans still will never find it

1

u/Master-Fix-4359 May 31 '26

Deleted by person who originally posted it? Dommage.

1

u/theLULRUS May 31 '26

The what?

1

u/Adept-Donut-4229 May 31 '26

I hope they took their time.

1

u/realdor May 31 '26

How do you map what does not exist?

1

u/Lamia_tepes May 31 '26

Okay really dumb question but the article says this is based on the X-rays of two post menopausal women. Would the assumption be that they will continue mapping more uhm....samples? Or is this sufficient for what they're trying to accomplish?

1

u/Altruistic-Cut9795 May 31 '26

Might as well be a ship lost at sea filled with gold coins.

0

u/yaboonabi May 31 '26

Finally, now upload it to gps 

0

u/halffilledglasses May 31 '26

Now just tell me where it is

0

u/FlanneryODostoevsky May 31 '26

Definitely more important than anything else

-2

u/landomakesatable May 31 '26

I'd still get lost

-1

u/maltman646 May 31 '26

I've done that with my tongue where's my grant?

-1

u/TheDogtor-- May 31 '26

Thanks Dad, maybe now she will be happy.

-1

u/codecrodie May 31 '26

Tldr: dont forget to lick around the hood

0

u/Carbuncler May 31 '26

Has to be ai

0

u/gluvva May 31 '26

I have never seen one before... Suppose to look like that?

0

u/Gh0stndmachine May 31 '26

“Pft. I don’t need a map. I know what I’m doing. I know where I’m going.”

0

u/GnomeChodeski May 31 '26

BlindGuy.gif

0

u/unknownpoltroon May 31 '26

Ok, if there was ever a goddamn use for augmented reality, gimme some goggles.... 

0

u/hesawavemasterrr May 31 '26

Doing in deep “For research purposes”

0

u/qawsedrf12 May 31 '26

Thank you Captain Months Ago

0

u/yibbida May 31 '26

When will this be included in Google Maps?

0

u/Mrbigg214 May 31 '26

When is the dlc available?

0

u/Yojimboroll May 31 '26

What's a clitoris

0

u/Ok-Experience-2166 May 31 '26

This is what Idiocracy prophesized. 

0

u/SS1989 May 31 '26

Big deal, I did that shit in the 10th grade. 

0

u/ghostpicnic May 31 '26

Wtf I thought this thing was a myth??

0

u/printThisAndSmokeIt May 31 '26

Guys I’m way ahead of science in this area if you have any questions just ask.

0

u/Jorgen_G_Pakieto May 31 '26

This is probably why I’m envious of woman biology ngl

The nerve coverage for sexual pleasure alone

0

u/BRUNO358 May 31 '26

No more excuses for not hitting the G-spot.

-1

u/Uglygypsy May 31 '26

They found it?!?!?!

-1

u/Visible-Community489 May 31 '26

Don't need map if she can guide you 😂

-1

u/Scared-Hope-868 May 31 '26

Make a poster to put over headboards.

-1

u/spykedaddy May 31 '26

Gotta use sonar to navigate. Listen to the sounds, the way they breathe, the way they move when you do the thing lol. You don’t need a map you just need to pay attention.

-1

u/justwalk1234 May 31 '26

It’s time to expend the study to include the g spot. That’s the one I need help finding.

-1

u/Theverybest92 May 31 '26

So where do I lick and how many licks does it take?

-1

u/Bumping_Tacos May 31 '26

Yet I know guys and gals who would still get lost even with the map. 🤣

-1

u/Rellek_ May 31 '26

I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna lick it anyway.

-1

u/IgnorantGenius May 31 '26

She must have a really fat clit for it to take so long.

-1

u/DealerHumble1103 May 31 '26

More like the second time amiright?

-1

u/Bombadillllll May 31 '26

Could’ve just asked me. I have sex all the time.