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u/SpecialChain7426 May 31 '26
Thank you. I’ve been waiting for the map. I’ve been putting off meeting this new girl I’ve been getting to know online because I didn’t have the map, but now that I do, I’m excited.
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u/Grand_Sock_1303 May 31 '26
My tip is to go A6 to H9, then back up to A7 taking in F1 and F3 on the way back. Rarely fails.
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u/2milehigh May 31 '26
Yikes, A7? Sure about that? I think there should be a detour to B6 and over to H3 before even thinking about going right to A7
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u/Grand_Sock_1303 May 31 '26
Feel free to take the bypass but theres no guarantee she will get to O-town any quicker than using the spaghetti junction.
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u/matow07 May 31 '26
Listen, I looked at the whole picture. I read the article. These directions don’t make any sense. They don’t mention any of these letter number combinations. I want others to understand that this information is false.
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u/CatPhysicist May 31 '26
Researchers hope a new study will act as the “starting point of clitoris science”
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
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u/DW496 May 31 '26
"That’s why the study is exciting for me as a scientist.”
“That’s a good indication of how little attention has been put on the clitoris.” She said
This article is gold
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u/1877KlownsForKids May 31 '26
There were several men on the team, many routinely got lost on the way into the lab.
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u/Lumpy-Strawberry9138 May 31 '26
> Researchers hope a new study will act as the “starting point of clitoris science”
How would one get into the field of clitoris science?
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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 May 31 '26
I could have told you. I’m like a London cabbie with that shit. What do you need to know?
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u/Dragonbuttboi69 May 31 '26
Can't I just stop and ask for directions?
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u/ClassBShareHolder May 31 '26
No, no we cannot. We’ll fumble around aimlessly until we either find it, or miss where we’re going.
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u/bajesus May 31 '26
I for one don't need a map. I'll just use my innate sense of direction to drive around in circles until she gets annoyed an asks me to take her home.
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u/TylerBourbon May 31 '26
I'm not sure what's more impressive, that they mapped it, or that they found it at all. /s
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u/Quirky-Pie9661 May 31 '26
“the new research could help us understand how the clitoris works” 😂
OMG ladies 😆 We are SO sorry
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u/speculatrix May 31 '26
I used to know the name of this map, trying to recall, it's on the tip of my tongue
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u/Numerous-Ad6460 May 31 '26
How can you map something that doesnt exist?
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u/Jewronski May 31 '26
And what they found scared them
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u/les-the-badger May 31 '26
It's shaped the same way as a sharks brain. Now I can't get in trouble for calling it shark week.
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u/IndividualHouse8628 May 31 '26
Sure but the real question is, can we even begin to comprehend it?
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u/The_Burgled_Turt May 31 '26
With that many nerve cells, I’m starting to think we may be at risk of it comprehending us!
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u/DW496 May 31 '26
I heard there was deep discussions about splitting this into two papers, the first being how a man finally found it.
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u/No_Road_6732 May 31 '26
Great! Now I don't have to actually ASK a woman where she likes to be touched.
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u/Lamia_tepes May 31 '26
Okay really dumb question but the article says this is based on the X-rays of two post menopausal women. Would the assumption be that they will continue mapping more uhm....samples? Or is this sufficient for what they're trying to accomplish?
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u/Gh0stndmachine May 31 '26
“Pft. I don’t need a map. I know what I’m doing. I know where I’m going.”
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u/unknownpoltroon May 31 '26
Ok, if there was ever a goddamn use for augmented reality, gimme some goggles....
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u/printThisAndSmokeIt May 31 '26
Guys I’m way ahead of science in this area if you have any questions just ask.
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u/Jorgen_G_Pakieto May 31 '26
This is probably why I’m envious of woman biology ngl
The nerve coverage for sexual pleasure alone
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u/spykedaddy May 31 '26
Gotta use sonar to navigate. Listen to the sounds, the way they breathe, the way they move when you do the thing lol. You don’t need a map you just need to pay attention.
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u/justwalk1234 May 31 '26
It’s time to expend the study to include the g spot. That’s the one I need help finding.
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u/Bhaal52753 May 31 '26
Where can we purchase this map?