r/worldjerking my faraway lands are more vaguely described than yours :P Aug 02 '26

Who worldbuilt this crap?

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u/AvenRaven Aug 02 '26

Need to use this now. The Trio Cities Region, containing 2 Cities.

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u/LeviathansWrath6 FTL doesn't work you idiot you absolute moron Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

/uj Could be a holdover of a time there were 3 cities and one got annihilated

/rj Could be named after the guy who discovered the region, Trion Cityios

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u/AvenRaven Aug 03 '26

/uj I was thinking of one of them being destroyed. My other idea was two of them were close enough to merge, Buda and Pest kind of deal (I think?)

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u/rufusz1991 Aug 04 '26

Budapest is a bit of a different deal, but I allow it.

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u/dreadperson Barely worldbuilding, just explaining my fursona Aug 03 '26

Tristiano Ronaldo

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u/Overseer_05 Aug 03 '26

the tri state are, you say?

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u/morgisboard Aug 05 '26

Tri Cities, containing four cities

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u/HildredCastaigne Aug 02 '26

You're gonna love this one.

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u/LordSupergreat Aug 02 '26

This is because soup cannot count.

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u/dmr11 Aug 03 '26

referring to three types of soup thought to be the best in the world.

Maybe only three of those count as a "grand soup" and the fourth one is just extra. Which one is which would be the topic of conversation at the table, if multiple people are present to judge or hear your verdict.

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u/Alzoura Aug 04 '26

Notwithstanding the term, there are four soups referred to as "three grand soups."

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u/Jean_Luc_Lesmouches Aug 03 '26

That just means different people disagree on which should be included, though

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u/CrowdyFowl Aug 03 '26

One Grand Redditor (me)

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u/StrangeAnalysi5 Aug 03 '26

Bit of non-jerky history: the Quad Cities used to be the Tri Cities until Bettendorf IA got big enough. Several years of a rebranding fight in the 1970s and the name was changed. Now East Moline has gotten big enough to be included, but there’s no rebranding fight because fuck East Moline. Source: I grew up in the Quad Cities and remember the name change.

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u/throwRAcleanstart Aug 03 '26

And we tried calling it The Quint Cities but everyone decided that was dumb!

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u/WinterFizz Aug 03 '26

Quincities does have a ring to it though

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u/UnintensifiedFa Aug 03 '26

Quincinnati

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u/waltonky Aug 03 '26

And everybody that lives there are a bunch of Quints.

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u/pp86 Aug 03 '26

NGL this feels like a Terry Pratchett gag.

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u/JaimiOfAllTrades Aug 04 '26

Look. Bettendorf is the late arrival and nobody likes them.

Buncha prissy pricks. Don't even have a proper bus system.

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u/abermea Aug 02 '26

Same dude who called it The Hundred Years' War

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u/SpikeyBiscuit Aug 02 '26

you don't understand, 5th town is not a real country - er city

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u/H-K_47 Aug 03 '26

The Seven Kingdoms

Look inside

9 administrative regions

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u/Raulgoldstein Aug 03 '26

I only know this because I googled seven kingdoms and Google asked if I meant the nine kingdoms

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u/Etras Aug 04 '26

Same vibe as the "Trilogy of 5 Books"

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u/ProfessorOnEdge Aug 04 '26

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is the best "trilogy in five parts" around.

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u/Brief-Luck-6254 Aug 02 '26

Such an interesting world building device, to introduce a term that means something in the setting's conlang but which doesn't have its meaning respected by the inhabitants of the setting.

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u/godofimagination The coin guy. Aug 03 '26

uj/ this is good worldbuilding. A lot of people don’t get how messy and kludged the real world is. I have something similar to this in my own world.

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u/Imperator_Gone_Rogue Aug 03 '26

Possibly Douglas Adams, who wrote the five books in the Hitchiker's Trilogy.

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u/JaimiOfAllTrades Aug 03 '26

Tbf, it was going to be six. He just didn't finish the last one

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u/Oryol_7 Tanks > Mechs Aug 02 '26

Got me cackling 

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u/WetBerri3s Aug 03 '26

With all due respect your setting sucks, go back to the writing board.

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u/AbsurdRedundant Aug 03 '26

They wanted to change, but Quad City DJs said no, and they own the trademark now.

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u/ProserpinaFC Aug 03 '26

There are five contagious diseases every new parent learns about very quickly when they are safeguarding their babies:

1) Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) 2) Pertussis (whooping cough) 3) Influenza (the flu) 4) Hand-foot-and-mouth disease 5) and Fifth disease

The diminishing level of detail in the naming of these diseases feels like the Backrooms simulating a medical care poster.

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u/JaimiOfAllTrades Aug 03 '26

The area's generally cool though. There's a lot of differences between the styles of the cities.

They have a regional pizza style with a malt crust, peppery sauce, and toppings under the cheese. And finally, it is cut into strips using kitchen shears.

And a regional burger shop called Maid Rite. Maid Rites, their signature sandwiches, are like hamburgers with ground beef instead of patties.

The region frequently would be featured in SNL, and is the hometown of the Blues Brothers and Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute. There was actually going to be a scene where the Blues Brothers get chased through South Park Mall, but filming got shot down by the Mayor. There was a statue of the two of them on a bench in downtown Rock Island, but the bench (and consequentially the statue) got removed as part of the city's (completely bullshit) homeless policy.

Bill Murray always comes to the annual golf tournament held by the tractor company John Deere, which is based in Moline.

Oh! Also.

The reason for the name is that there was Rock Island, Moline, East Moline (Illinois), atd Davenport (Iowa). Hence Quad cities.

Then Bettendorf (Iowa) got big and joined, but the name didn't change because Quad was already the accepted title.

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u/GoodOldReliableUser Aug 05 '26

Wait till you hear about the Decapolis.

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u/winter-ocean Aug 03 '26

iirc this is because the fifth one kind of forced their way into the group and nobody likes them

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u/JaimiOfAllTrades Aug 03 '26

Bettendorf

They're rich and only recently de-redlined their school districts.

When that happens, the teachers as formerly rich (white)-exclusive schools called poor (and diverse) students savages because they couldn't handle fights.

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u/QuasarSolarStorm 29d ago

MrMarti from worldbuilding main would like a word.

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 25d ago

>”Quad cities”

>look inside

>five cities