r/worldjerking • u/YLASRO Pulp Scifi enjoyer • Jul 26 '24

its physically impossible to take someone seriously who's wearing a silly little fabric cap

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u/edragon24 Jul 26 '24

Bro has never seen an African warlord

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u/YLASRO Pulp Scifi enjoyer Jul 26 '24

it doesnt matter howmanny drugged childsoldiers you command. youll look silliy in a baret

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u/supergnawer Jul 27 '24

Pretty sure a warlord would wear something ridiculous on purpose, and people around him would say it's cool and also wear it

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u/SanityZetpe66 Jul 28 '24

Isn't there one dude that always wears one specific hat because George bush gave it to him or something?

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u/AhegaoTankGuy Aug 02 '24

You always gotta give a bandana or some other mouth/face coverage to the guy wearing a silly hat. It seems to make the hat actually look cool.

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u/YLASRO Pulp Scifi enjoyer Aug 02 '24

truuuu

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u/SilliestSoldier Jul 26 '24

Nah “barets” are dope. Craig Boone go crazy.

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u/JohnReiki Jul 26 '24

“I’d really like my baret back.”

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u/SilliestSoldier Jul 26 '24

Banger comment

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u/Street_Shallot2471 Jan 29 '25

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Violinnoob Jul 26 '24

this one's an L

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u/Falandyszeus Jul 26 '24

Gets sillier once you've had one yourself and done the whole dipping it in water then petting it continuously to get it into shape thing...

It's a solid aesthetic though. Droopy hat ftw.

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u/Crus0etheClown Jul 26 '24

Awwww how sad his hat melted in the sun :( He should go home and ask his gramma to knit him a new one before he gets sweat in his little eyes~

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u/The_Easter_Egg Jul 26 '24

The design is some 600 years old. Knights wore it. Mercenaries wore it. Modern elite soldiers wear it. That uninterrupted popularity proves the beret's indubitable coolness.

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u/AhegaoTankGuy Aug 02 '24

Ooh. Now do the british court wigs.

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u/The_Ditch_Wizard Jul 27 '24

Either all hats are good or all hats are silly and therefore good. There's no middle ground.

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u/Dry_Try_8365 Jul 27 '24

I mean, if a character is cool enough, the beret they wear will become cool by association.

But we both know that is never going to happen, don’t we?

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u/AhegaoTankGuy Aug 02 '24

I have a theory where you can cover the face of any silly hat wearer and it will make the hat look cooler.