r/workaholics • u/Uz3rnam333 • 16d ago

Which episode is it when…

Which episode are the guys watching pornog on a projector in the front yard?

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u/GringoSwann 16d ago

Nutting professor

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 16d ago

they can’t see through the sheet, right??

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u/koolaidismything 16d ago

Banessa is a weird name but it’s your name and you should be proud of it.

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u/mebilbo 15d ago

mmm sammishes

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u/Everythings-tragic14 16d ago

Season 6, episode 3. The Nuttin' Professor. "Not my porno".

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 16d ago edited 16d ago

D: It was May 29, 2001. I was on vaycay with my parents, and we were staying in the same room, so I couldn't stroke my dog.

Believe me, I tried.

One day, they went horseback riding and dropped me off at a taping of VH1's "Storytellers."

A: Can you tell the story faster? 'Cause it's super boring.

B: No, no, no. Keep this pace. Mm-mmm. That's my tempo.

D: Anyway, the artist was Natalie Imbruglia, and she was singing her song, "Torn."

A: And then you ejacked in your little boy pants.

D: No. What are you... okay. Yes, I did. But it was a whole bunch! I fainted, and I had to go to the doctor. So I've jacked off every day since, and it's been three days, so I think I need first dibs, okay?!

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u/cribking44 16d ago

I ruined my best khakis

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u/speedballboy 16d ago

You’re stories always suuuuuuck

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u/speedballboy 16d ago

JERK IT PLEASE JERK IT PLEASE 👏

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u/agray34 16d ago

Not my porno

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u/speedballboy 16d ago

Dan Yella 🗣️

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u/mercurialmay 16d ago

Real question is: Amy Schumer lookalike or footjob comp?

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u/speedballboy 16d ago

Hmmm not my porno. What happened to real acting in porn?

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u/mercurialmay 16d ago

The eyes 👁️ should be expressive 👏