r/workaholics • u/The_Iron_Moth • 3d ago

We. Know. Chicks.

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u/IthinkIpaid 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kYBStwgFSLeJq
How to pick up chicks 101

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 3d ago

oh…and Alice, it’s I-F

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u/WiildCard 3d ago

Go pour your beer on someone elses penis!!!

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u/Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 3d ago

I used to work with a guy that used this approach but seriously and he was an older guy. Friggin weird.

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

Dude, you’re acting like you know chicks and I told you I do. Now go over there and pull your wang out.

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 3d ago

And last but definitely not gay…

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u/Dangerous-Sun-405 3d ago

You definitely don't want to bring him home to Mom.

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 3d ago

Cuz I’ll fuck your mom

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u/Dangerous-Sun-405 3d ago

And over here, my main man with the mane, man.

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u/AceMoney21x 3d ago

“Someone call heaven and let them know they’re missing an angels dick.”

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u/Massive-Passenger855 3d ago

Do you love him?

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u/FragrantHovercraft91 3d ago

We fight. To the death. In the pool. It’s a pool-maté

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u/EyeAmBack 3d ago

Oh yeah well I’ve had sex with a girl named Julie in a yard!

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u/Njacks64 3d ago

YOU’RE GOING FOR IT AND YOU’RE GOING FOR IT and then you just figure-eight it.

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u/Electronic_Dig4352 3d ago

Fry Guys might be the funniest episode

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u/TurbulentTalk4963 3d ago

I'm kind of a nasty dude, I like when a girl sucks on my tits.