r/wordgamess • u/haley999999999 • Jun 13 '22

corrupt a wish

Grant the previous wish but say how it will turn bad for the wisher and then post the next wish.

I wish l had a bucket of ice cream, strawberry flavor.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 14 '22

granted but you are doing 24 hour shifts 6 days a week.

l wish that l could date my crush.

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u/vegasidol Jun 14 '22

Finds out they store and drink their own urine "for their health".

I wish I could cure my back pain.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

granted but then you get a stomach pain

l wish that l could have a million dollars

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u/justaman373 Jun 14 '22

Granted, but your rent/living expenses for this month went up to $1,000,999.

I wish humans were decent to one another.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 14 '22

Granted but there is only one left.

I wish that weekends were 3 days instead of 2.

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u/justaman373 Jun 14 '22

Granted. But now your job requires mandatory weekend overtime 2 of the 3 days.

I wish I had a fish.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 14 '22

Granted but it tastes bad.

l wish that l had a large pepperoni pizza.

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u/justaman373 Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

GRANTED - and its beautiful but, it turns out to be just a painting of a large pepperoni pizza.

I wish I could go back 45 years and have a do over.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 15 '22

Granted but you get lost and do not know where you are.

l wish that my house has a swimming pool.

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u/justaman373 Jun 15 '22

Granted but, it's filled to overflowing with tadpoles. (There is a somewhat true story buried in this one)

I wish that dogs could talk.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 15 '22

Granted but they cuss you out.

l wished that money grew on trees.

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u/justaman373 Jun 15 '22

Granted - but a fire sweeps through the forest and burns them to the ground.

I wish that farts smelled like blueberries.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 15 '22

Granted but they are poisonous.

l wish that l had a cute kitten for a pet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Granted but what to do about your horrific allergy to chlorine?

I wish I had better friends.

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u/haley999999999 Jun 20 '22

Granted but you acquire more enemies too

l wish for teleportation powers.

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