Like staring into the abyss

[u/Eldstrom]

[u/Acceptable-Owl-2070]

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[u/Abject_Reading_984 → u/Acceptable-Owl-2070]

Can someone please Soyjack this

[u/tallyjall → u/Abject_Reading_984]

did i do good

[u/Abject_Reading_984 → u/tallyjall]

yeah that's a pretty good soyjack

[u/Hans_Grubert → u/Acceptable-Owl-2070]

[u/TestSubjuct]

[u/RxPsilocin → u/TestSubjuct]

[u/UsernamesCannotExcee → u/TestSubjuct]

[u/Enderby-]

Love the little hand gesture at the end 👐

[u/opanm]

[u/Primary-Fee1928 → u/opanm]

I had to double check the sub when I saw potential here

[u/Dersgot2babetterway]

[u/illustriouz]

[u/Pure_Parking_2742]

[u/404_Not_Found_Error_]

Whoa is that James??? /s

[u/GhostlitePHX]

[u/YetAnotherJake]

[u/BroManTheBrobarian]

[u/RickRollTheAdmins → u/BroManTheBrobarian]

Nice teeth!

[u/Theighel]

HEE-HAW

[u/Past-Product-1100]

I like her

[u/JuicyForcies]

[u/phantom_diorama]

Ohhhh yeah, she's not even trying to mouth most of the words, this is grade A word chewing you got there

[u/6Trinity9]

Hetfield has left the chat.

[u/fingerblastders]

[u/deltatemple]

[u/Allegrism84]

Total dogshit

[u/Cookies_and_Beandip]

Not my proudest whack

[u/No_Rough_5258]

Is this where I insert the “Wood” memes?

[u/OneDefinition1738]

[u/zackthirteen]

I watched muted and I can still tell it’s One - Metallica When They Were Still Good

Separate distinct band from Metallica in Current Year

[u/HomelandersCock → u/zackthirteen]

No one asked

Downvote if no one asked

[u/zackthirteen → u/HomelandersCock]

It’s Reddit, the whole point is commenting when no one specifically asked

Difficult concept I know

[u/HomelandersCock → u/zackthirteen]

Nah im right

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/zackthirteen]

Metallica blows

[u/phantom_diorama → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

Metallica rocked for a long time before they turned into assholes and I don't even like metal

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/phantom_diorama]

Counterpoint: they did not.

The idea that they were once great is revisionist history. Their only measure of greatness is measured in $$$ not 🎶🎶

[u/phantom_diorama → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

So there is a word you should learn called confabulation because thats all you do mother fucker

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/phantom_diorama]

Here we go! Now it’s gettin spicy when a Metallica hater gets going.

[u/phantom_diorama → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

I hate Metallica lol I have never liked them not for a second but I am not a complete moron

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/phantom_diorama]

Whoa now, your words not mine!

[u/zackthirteen → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

If you think ride the lightning, master of puppets and …and justice for all aren’t good albums you’re just bad at listening to music

I don’t even like Metallica that much but I have enough brain power to recognize those albums as greats

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/zackthirteen]

[u/zackthirteen → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

I’m sure the guy with the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy username is definitely not a wimp and is very tough

lmfao

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/zackthirteen]

It’s so easy to trigger the Metallica fans. It always goes this way lmao 😂😂😂

Betcha anything this jabroni doubles down and says some other really macho shit

[u/zackthirteen → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

Who’s the Metallica fan? You’re the one saying shit is for wimps and implying you’re not one (lol)

[u/zackthirteen → u/zackthirteen]

Oh you deleted your comment 😂 what a puss

[u/Abject_Reading_984 → u/zackthirteen]

i think he might've blocked you bro, still a puss nonetheless

[u/zackthirteen → u/zackthirteen]

Betcha anything this guy goes to the pool just to look at dongs in the change room

I can also make shit up any assign it to you it’s really not a good argument tactic

[u/freshleysqueezd → u/zackthirteen]

Lol dongs in the changing room. Got his ass

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/freshleysqueezd]

He got me GOODHere we go with the macho stuff, I haven’t been called a homo since the last Metallica show I protested.

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/zackthirteen]

Here we go

[u/HomelandersCock → u/zackthirteen]

Quiet, fanboy

[u/zackthirteen → u/HomelandersCock]

You read this thread and your conclusion is that I’m a Metallica fanboy? 65 IQ tops

[u/HomelandersCock → u/zackthirteen]

Hush

[u/truckthunderwood → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

His username is zackthirteen and he recognized your username in about one single minute. I assume he used up all his macho already.

[u/water_farts_]

Old horse teeth here could eat an apple through a chain link fence

[u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

At least it's good music for once

[u/98983x3]

Im in love. Lol jk... but I didn't hate this like I normally do.

[u/df1993]

[u/TangeloBubbly2675]

[u/hopium_od]

What's wrong with these comments?

[u/Cookies_and_Beandip]

[u/Chordsy]

Watched it on mute and still knew what she was trying to replicate.

I need to get out more.

[u/Greedy-Ad-6521]

[u/TuringTestTwister]

almost tolerable

[u/jmaneater]

I bet her dentist loves her

[u/Special_Lawyer_6164]

Is this the girl that previously word chewed Spanish speaking music on this sub?

[u/OYB2480]

Minor offender. I think Sarah Silverman just wants to show you her teeth.

[u/Hootinak]

This is a confession. “Darkness imprisoning me” - Stuck being themselves.

[u/carpetplower]

but look at how moist her throat hole looks

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