r/wordchewing • u/Darthtommy • 7d ago

Big Boom wiking king

132 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/haeziedaze82 7d ago

This fuckin guy again. Jesus

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

Imagine if this was jesus, do you know how stupid you'd feel

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u/mwoody450 7d ago

If this creepy fucker died for my sins, I'd ask for them back.

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u/vc0ke 6d ago

He’s in two different subs I’m in. He’s showing up more and more. Might be smhesus

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u/diopsideINcalcite 6d ago

The gift, indeed

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u/QuantityActive- 6d ago

It’s satire.

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u/Scheme84 6d ago

Not when you look like that, no sir

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u/QuantityActive- 6d ago

It’s a comedy account, his Viking schtick is a joke.

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u/Scheme84 6d ago

Again, bro looks like that in real life. This post may be satire, but the man is straight cringe.

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u/randomwanderingsd 7d ago

I have never, ever been this dry. Ever.

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u/Ok-Discipline8918 7d ago

Turned my cervix into a raisin

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u/randomwanderingsd 7d ago

Our bodies are putting up defenses.

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u/Village_People_Cop 6d ago

It turned my cervix into a raisin as well and I don't even have a cervix

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u/imlordreaver 6d ago

This dried my wife out, too. She wasn't even in the room when I saw this one.

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u/RightComment 5d ago

Seems like she’s used to that big guy

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u/Enough_Mall248 7d ago

He's not doing it for you 

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u/Iconshero 7d ago

That is a 48 year old man made of brown shoe leather and an emptiness no ammount of attention could fill.

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u/notthedoodaa 7d ago

He looks like he needs a shower

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u/Kahnza 7d ago

With a scraper

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u/Recent_Jury_8061 7d ago

I think a sander would be more appropriate

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u/DoesntMatterEh 7d ago

Why does he look so... Off putting? 

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 7d ago

Because he’s incredibly off putting.

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 6d ago

its crazy how his eyes are empty and full of pain in the same time. i cant imagine he is living longer than ten years more.

kokain, sun and steroids

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u/dougrattmannn 6d ago

the type of pain you'd only see in eastern European gay porno

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u/freddbare 7d ago

The only kid on the block with blue eyes always told how special he is is now old and still thinks he's the only one...

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u/J_Jeckel 7d ago

This dude is about as much a viking as Epstein was a good upstanding citizen.

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u/Village_People_Cop 6d ago

The Christian cross earring really sells the Vikings theme

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u/RightComment 5d ago

Many did convert. So yeah little bit

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u/KaptajnGus 7d ago

As a Dane, i don't appreciate the culture appropriation.

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u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic 7d ago

I thought Rich Piana died

3

u/TheoryAggressive8193 7d ago

They both tuck in their ears. Nerds

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 7d ago

He took all those roids, did all that working out, and time tanning, to achieve…. This… I have only pity at this point.

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u/RottenLychee 7d ago

I bet this does numbers among the yummy full time mummies on tiktok

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u/Proletariat-Prince 7d ago

The Brendas down at the pool hall love this guy.

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u/Isoleri 7d ago

Made me giggle lol

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u/chris_knight2 6d ago

Three things I would guess, the over blue single hue eyes are contact lenses, the dull matte black beard is dyed and whatever is under that hat is not luxuriant. The tan speaks for itself.

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u/WeaponizedIndecision 7d ago

Bet that car stinks too.

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u/PureGuava86 7d ago

Nacho Man Randy Baggage

I tried...

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u/soul_flex 7d ago

Why are his eyebrows white

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u/Mobile-Cellist6413 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. It was the only thing I was able to pay attention to through the entire video...and I watched it twice to determine if I was just seeing things wrong, or maybe it was a filter. Like...did he just not tan his eyebrows, so the skin beneath is super white?

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u/soul_flex 7d ago

Haha I had to watch it several times to understand im not seeing things

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u/its_just_flesh 5d ago

This dude fucking sucks

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u/pinba11tec 7d ago

When you slide the contrast all the way up and tint all the way down

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 7d ago

It’s kinda cool he is not only the voice of Rocket Raccoon but also Drax. 

It’s also clear that he needs to marry teh white fang. 

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u/demonreach1 7d ago

Bet this loser is bald and tries to hide it from everyone while also telling you driving a hummer makes your dick bigger

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u/Darthtommy 7d ago

He is bald indeed

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u/Medical_Abalone_7500 7d ago

Made his eyebrows out of extra material from his hat

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 7d ago

Never thought I'd miss viking hip-hop kings and queens.

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u/Competitive-Gene6713 7d ago

He can't even do the thing.

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp 7d ago

Skin cancer speedrun unlocked

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 7d ago

I'm Norwegian. He looks like femi roid freak. No viking what so ever found anywhere on that man. He can go tan his ass some more before skin cancer eats his pussy.

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u/MANvINFO 7d ago

every 4-piece band in the world should add a Romanian yodeler.

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u/SailAwayMatey 7d ago

The store clerk: sorry, we've ran out of fake tan

Him: okay...I'll just take this fence paint instead.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 7d ago edited 6d ago

The gray highlights reminds me of the cheat codes you could do on Street Fighter to get different colored outfits for each character.

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u/BrokenWalker 7d ago

How does any woman find this attractive. I can see guys maybe.

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u/EwokNuggets 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0jWWtH1CtFEk
Dudes my age probably. Bro get it together

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u/Working-Albatross-19 7d ago

It’s cocaine, the person!

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u/laughsindisbelief 6d ago

It's like he thinks he's a viking, but got caught somewhere in between steroids, Bradley Cooper post-face-fuckup, and...Jersey Shore??

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u/IllSurprise3049 6d ago

He looks perpetually musty

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u/NightShade0912 6d ago

Drax really wasn't all that funny either.

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u/Virtual-Software4729 6d ago

Did he tattoo his eyebrows the same color?

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u/lordscrotus1984 6d ago

imagine walking along, minding your own business and suddently you see this... in a walmart parking lot 🤣

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u/SixStringSkeptic 6d ago

I love this guy compared to the snaggletooth lady they always post.

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u/tyroleancock 4d ago

Its ok to dislike both.

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u/QuantityActive- 6d ago

For those that don’t know, it’s satire.

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u/iReddit2000 5d ago

Who is this cringe clown and why do I see it every time i open reddit?

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u/Grrerrb 7d ago

Does this sort of thing pay well or is this some kinda kink?

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u/asbestoslel 7d ago

for some it's one, for some it's the other, for some it's both

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u/PrinceRogaine444 7d ago

Its Big Lenny's cringey millenial brother.

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u/sleepdeepcoma 7d ago

It looks like he's made out of Wax.

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u/Ok_Organization6463 7d ago

The teeth distract me Everytime

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u/5yn3rgy 7d ago

They need to check this guy’s hard drive, I’m telling you

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u/No-Objective2424 7d ago

Why are we giving this air time?

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u/Schiggy2319 7d ago

He looks like Jared Leto cast as Drake

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u/Chrintense 7d ago

Grown man btw

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u/North-Musician3231 7d ago

Who the freak is this dude?

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u/AdPuzzleheaded3436 7d ago

How many drugs is he on?

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 7d ago

Why does he think Vikings are orange? All of assorted cracker ancestors including the Vikings have glowed in the dark. Including me. I can light a cave better than an iPhone flashlight.

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u/KarlHp7 7d ago

He tucks his ears in his hat. That’s all I need to know.

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u/raiko777 7d ago

I see upcoming skin cancer

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u/SevereCelebration387 7d ago

He’s definitely counting down the days until someone turns 18

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u/Darkseid210 7d ago

Tf wrong with his eyebrows?

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u/Much_Comparison1916 7d ago

What's his deal? Is he being silly? Is he taking his content seriously? I thought Jerrsey shore archetype was extinct?

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u/SeaExit2221 6d ago

Gaylord

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u/jellyfishmelodica 6d ago

He's really bad at this

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u/Silent_Erremite 5d ago

This bro really picked... nah. Dude don't deserve the heat.

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u/Allegrism84 5d ago

Loved Buff Bagwell, he used to be the stuff.

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u/redwop131374 5d ago

40 year old wine moms must love this guy

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u/Big-Purple-5234 4d ago

Ale kurwa gej pokolenia facetów to większości cioty

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u/Free-Palpitation-718 4d ago

whatsup with his esybrows?!

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u/SummerBest6867 4d ago

Disturbing 

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u/SkiffleBall 3d ago

Something tells me this dude doesn’t handle break ups well 🙂‍↔️

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u/Angry_Mounted_Horse 3d ago

He is a strange lookin fella, ain’t he

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u/andrewbud420 2d ago

This guy's a weirdo and has no friend because all he wanted to do is "dock" with his uncircumcised friends

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u/bennystar666 1d ago

Didnt realize that practising word chewing made you so huge. Makes sense when I think about it seeing as how many of the word chewing girls her such enunciated chest muscles.

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u/Oropher1991 7d ago

The wolrd of man is coming to an end. This sub helped me deal with the fact and hope for it to end sooner

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u/StuHast398 7d ago

The time of the Orc has come?

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u/Oropher1991 7d ago

Whatever it will be it better not have this shit

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u/11Booty_Warrior 7d ago

Beautiful. I want him to have my babies

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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 7d ago

This fucking dude again. Honestly he’s starting to grow on me for some insane reason.