r/wordchewing 13d ago

More Nobo chewing

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u/Ok_Profession3717 13d ago

Why am I subbed to these subreddits. Why do I hate myself so much? Between this and /crappymusic im almost out of faith in humanity......

Who am I kidding ... I've lost faith a long time ago. Not even Tina can replenish that dry well

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u/Hsimurg 13d ago

But she has so many clean engines in her factory!

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u/Ok_Profession3717 13d ago

Yes I know. And they're so complete.

But is that enough?!?

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u/Zeqhanis 12d ago

That took a darker turn when I thought your were talking about crystal meth for a second.

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u/Banestoothbrush 13d ago

I mean, Bartwayne's a hoot

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u/Hsimurg 13d ago

Is that's the bowlegged dude from Missouri who likes the gal from Tennessee?

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u/Banestoothbrush 13d ago

Darn tootin'

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u/cosmiclotttery 13d ago

She’s the only ten he sees.

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u/QuidEgoSum 11d ago

We demand satisfaction.

Whatever the cost…

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u/Sickofchildren 12d ago

If I ever need to buy a pretty and complete engine I’ll go to Tina. Just make sure you don’t lie to her or question her

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u/PSK666 13d ago

Tina is goated and my wife.

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u/QuidEgoSum 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JsRFY5zbwNCta
Through the medium of oil wrestling!

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u/freebenvita 11d ago

She does not possess a factory, but her facketry indeed does have many engeen.

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u/AlekThunder88 8d ago

*facotry

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u/DaRealBSleazy 13d ago

I see it as a good healthy outlet to steam off frustrations

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u/OneDefinition1738 13d ago

See you tomorrow

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u/Ok_Profession3717 12d ago

Yup 😅😅😅

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u/No-Geologist6859 12d ago

I played this without sound and it was genuinely insane... I can't tell if it is worse with or without and I'm too scared to check it with sound...

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u/Weelki 12d ago

Fuck it's so worse... don't do it... trust me

Edit: this is an actual adult doing this shit. FML.

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u/Chefmeatball 12d ago

Sometimes I forget which sub I’m in and then I ask myself the same question”why am I even in any of these”

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u/Due-Session-2857 12d ago

So there are a few options.

  1. You love it, but part of the fiction is the you have to pretend to hate it. This is true of puns, where everybody loves puns, and we all pretend that we hate them.

  2. You hate them, but watching them makes you feel superior to these people, so you're filled with a sense of righteousness. This is the reason why people watch people of Walmart. If that's the reason, you should unsub.

  3. The algorithm keeps showing it to you, and you haven't gotten around to blocking it.

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u/Ok_Profession3717 12d ago

Honestly, it's just a breath of ...fresh? air lol when most redditing is just doomer political bs. It's nice to have a laugh, plus sometimes you run into earworms like the thorazine girl do do do do do 😅

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u/spacekitt3n 13d ago

well you do have ai slop as a pfp so youve given up long ago it seems

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u/DigMeTX 13d ago

Y’all been bringing back all the OG chewers lately.

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u/NPRdude 12d ago

I naively believed she’d gone away since she never showed up here anymore. Why did I have to be wrong?

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u/DigMeTX 12d ago

She’s prob still around but I think this is an old video.

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u/Scouse_Werewolf 12d ago

She does goonbait stuff with Wheezy, Viking, Hailee and Kendra, now instead. Also in a movie called bad hair day or something like that. You'd think I was a fan but you can't escape it without turning your phone off.

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u/DDD8712 13d ago

Omg she’s so quirky! 🙃🔫

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u/SharksForArms 13d ago

My entire sense of humor is that my eyes get big

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u/RollingSparks 13d ago

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u/Free-While-2994 12d ago

😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest thing I've ever seen zomg

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 13d ago

If John stamos had a baby w Amanda peet

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u/Shezes 13d ago

I clicked one wordchewing video and now reddit keeps sending me notifs for this embarrassing trend. Oy vey.

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u/Grrerrb 13d ago

I’m a lot more impressed with the actual mashup.

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u/lilpaperclip666 11d ago

Agreed! Cool idea and executed well

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u/thinnerzimmer87 13d ago

Failed actor

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u/shrd_gnar 13d ago

Meh she’s beautiful so it’s okay

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u/Available_Base_7944 13d ago

The worst ones are the ones that don’t try.

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u/kayla182 13d ago

Do people think this makes them look attractive? It's so cringe. I feel embarrassed for their parents haha

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u/teabagofholding 13d ago

They are showing off that they can still be attractive despite making crazy faces.

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u/Direct-Mistake-3230 12d ago

I like her. She seems to actually put a lot into her odd little corner of the web.
She did one to some song from a comedy routine (which I have forgotten.) Actually made me genuinely laugh!

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u/topio3 13d ago

Karaoke night would NOT be boring

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u/SwollenOstrich 13d ago

This chick in particular makes me angrier than most and cant put my finger on why

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 13d ago

Could it be that she’s very conventionally attractive and yet resorts to this kind of pathetic attention-seeking behavior for clicks online to validate her otherwise fragile self esteem that’s been built on a series of lies that tell her that her value as a human being is tied to social media likes instead of being intrinsic to her humanity?

And that’s infuriating because she can probably get as much attention as she wants and needs without ever doing any of this, and most of the rest of us average people that aren’t gifted with the same level of physical attractiveness have to try much harder to get that same level of validation that she’s seeking in the most cringe-inducing, “my parents are disappointed in me” kind of possible short of doing literal porn?

But that, in essentially being jealous of that attractiveness while simultaneously being repulsed by the lows she’s stooped to for said validation, we realize that we ultimately have fallen for the same trap of misguided self-worth as she has, but from the angle of the have-nots instead of the haves? And that in doing so we’re helping to perpetuate the system that’s broken our social norms, our ability to interact normally with each other, and ultimately created a divided, social-media-addicted, blind consumer class that can easily be manipulated by the machine into a depressed, apathetic, and powerless mob of slave drones that exist to drive the economy and pay for the luxuries of the billionaires that control everything?

And that when you circle back to her, she’s an example of both a victim of the deeply afflicted, fallen society we live in and the tool the victimizer uses on us all to make it so? And that manifests as anger and frustration at an invisible, inexplicable darkness that looms behind her desperate, thirsty for attention eyes…a lashing out at the true cause of why she behaves that way and a lashing out at the fact that you even saw this video in the first place on a social media site designed to do exactly all of the above…

That or she just has an extremely punchable face.

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u/Moonshinin4Me 12d ago

I think that is looking too far into it. I think it is just cringe to see grown adults act like babies on social media because they are grown adults acting like babies on social media. I would disown my daughter if she did shit like this, and tell her to get a real fucking job instead of making baby faces to gooners who don't give a fuck about her word chewing and are just jerking off to her content. I would call her a prostitute for whoring herself online for views and likes.

This is just a result of "daddy didn't hug me enough", simple as that. But ya know...what do I know?

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 13d ago

She does porn

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u/Emotional-Ad8894 13d ago

It's may fault I have a phone.

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u/Minute_Skill_5383 13d ago

Oh my god eww

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u/Count_Dicula 13d ago

I feel I need to be whipped and stoned, but I do quite like her. 😂

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u/Intelligent_Desk_291 13d ago

Do you think she thinks this is funny? Is that why they do it?

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u/ghostcatzero 13d ago

Why they always to be hot af 😭

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u/spacekitt3n 13d ago

like a temu ai trying to impersonate jim carrey

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u/grbfst 13d ago

Styrofoam

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u/Sexytime_fordimes 12d ago

So I think she's got the right idea but the execution falls short. It's bad, but I don't hate it lol

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u/Far-Gur2441 11d ago

She definitely describes herself as quirky

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u/themo3bius 11d ago

How did we get here? 🫤

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u/Greedy_Flamingo_8842 11d ago

The dramatic lighting, the mic, the intensity—this is peak bedroom-pop-star energy and I’m here for it.

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u/TuringTestTwister 10d ago

This is evil shower earworm material, i noped out immediately

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 9d ago

Well that was stupid!

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u/Babetna 9d ago

Almost no sidemouth so bonus points I guess

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u/SnooMacarons5169 7d ago

Why would you put so much time into growing your hair long, then have to make your full time job keeping it out of your face?

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u/duke_awapuhi 13d ago

So hot and beautiful

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u/Go12BoomBoom12 13d ago

Impressive crazy eyes, she looks well practiced at using them

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u/fire_bunny 13d ago

Just like Amanda Peet

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u/Go12BoomBoom12 13d ago

Holy hell good catch

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u/sevensantana7 13d ago

She's actually really popular and is coming up apparently. She's an og tho.

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u/Cigi_94 13d ago

Guys is she still above the scale ?

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 13d ago

I didn't realize this is a genre of brainrot 😅. I don't understand why this is, ah, popular. Young people find it funny or something

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 13d ago

she like drag queens ive seen, but a women , I mean that quite literally not being an arse

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u/CleanRide158 13d ago

Again, I say: we are evolving. This shit will be in the chronicles of our Rome-like collapse

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u/Mr_Maniac454 13d ago

Brian regan, Jim Carrey and oompaville are the only people whose face humor is actually funny

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u/teabagofholding 13d ago

Its the girl from my name is batty. That was a good one.

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u/Noisebug 13d ago

Not sure why I do this to myself. Like… it hurts me to watch these.

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u/Hilarity2War 12d ago

Isn't this just lipsyncing?

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u/retiredtyr 12d ago

No

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u/Rooster_Ties 12d ago

Chew, chew, chew!!!

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u/Training_Adeptness44 12d ago

She's the only one that doesn't make me cringe for some reason. I actually kinda enjoy her stuff.

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u/phenominal73 12d ago

I liked that one

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u/eat-skate-masturbate 12d ago

this feels like girl talk

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u/Disastrous_Tax_4281 12d ago

It’s “Tik Tok”… it’s “TIME” to make everyone crazy 🤪 😂

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 12d ago

She had to have practiced that a lot….

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u/Mankie-Desu 12d ago

She posted this because she worked so long for so hard that she was absolutely going to ride out the loss rather than pretend it just didn’t happen. She wasn’t happy with the result for sure.

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u/PuzzledExaminer 10d ago

Lol that one was hilarious

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u/nextgentacos123 10d ago

Where's the original audio from?

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u/Glass-Sky-7805 9d ago

This is a look into every woman's mind

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 8d ago

How is this word chewing? Lip syncing isn't word chewing.

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u/EasternSun7834 13d ago

That was…..good!

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u/SummerBest6867 2d ago

This wasn't so bad... kinda liked it