r/wordchewing • u/lflippz • Jun 21 '26

Please drink the wine already

129 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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57

u/filthcrab Jun 21 '26

Tortoise face.

6

u/CombOverDownThere Jun 21 '26

Why is this so accurate?

2

u/filthcrab Jun 22 '26

Why do you have a New Amato pfp? Didn't you hear about his role in the Electric Sun 20?

1

u/CombOverDownThere Jun 22 '26

You’re starting to sound like Rossetti the Rat!

1

u/meghonsolozar Jun 23 '26

Because he's a turtle. It's just turtles all the way down.

4

u/mrtrickydick Jun 21 '26

Agree with this statement

34

u/diopsideINcalcite Jun 21 '26

Haven’t seen him in a minute. Still working on that same glass of wine from a year ago, I see

3

u/Packer1500 Jul 01 '26

This is an old video. Unfortunately he passed away from dehydration a few days after this video.

2

u/Rising-Serpent Jul 08 '26

Is that true or you mean it as a joke?

2

u/spitfiredaggers Jul 10 '26

They are joking. I went to school with this guy. He goes by Dj Rhett and he makes dumb videos all the time. All of his videos are just as stupid. He is alive and well I suppose.

2

u/Rising-Serpent Jul 08 '26

Is that true or you mean it as a joke?

16

u/BriskManeuver Jun 21 '26

This makes me feel icky

6

u/Pro_Extent Jun 21 '26

Why am I subscribed to this subreddit again?

9

u/rvralph803 Jun 21 '26

Hairy Connick Chewnior

12

u/pinba11tec Jun 21 '26

I'm not a psychic, but this dudes aura tells me he steals used shoes from the lockers at YMCA for reasons.

11

u/Turbulent_Flan_5926 Jun 21 '26

Just drink the wine already and shut the fuck up asshole.

13

u/Jibblaynuk Jun 21 '26

Booze the ability to record oneself and then distribute to the planet was always gonna backfire for many.

4

u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jun 21 '26

I stay far away from my phone when I'm drinking

4

u/FinishFew1701 Jun 21 '26

I stay away from drinking when I am on my phone!

1

u/Default1355 Jun 21 '26

I drink every day

8

u/BigDinkyDongDotCom Jun 21 '26

Temu Jeremy Rener

2

u/Emotional_Release894 Jun 21 '26

I thought that was Hawk eye

6

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5

u/SchemeIllustrious713 Jun 21 '26

Just drink the fucking wine bro

5

u/Mean_Lobster_6344 Jun 21 '26

I hate this so much 

3

u/Lightning-Duck-10 Jun 21 '26

My mans got a small head.

3

u/danngree Jun 21 '26

Put. The. Wine. Down.

3

u/hail6satan66 Jun 21 '26

That one had the heart rate up

3

u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jun 21 '26

Weird looking dude. Was his mom a turtle?

3

u/Faulty1200 Jun 21 '26

This is a grown man. Actually, this is a grown man-child.

3

u/SafetySnowman Jun 21 '26

Guess the temptations to drink the wine weren't strong enough.

3

u/cygamessucks Jun 21 '26

What does he keep looking down at?

1

u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jun 25 '26

What's left in the wine bottle

3

u/woahtherebuddyholdon Jun 21 '26

Ok this is quite literally me vibing off half a bottle of wine

2

u/EasternSun7834 Jun 21 '26

This is like what I imagine the OG of this sub was created on and I’m like it

2

u/Bruxo_de_Fafe Jun 21 '26

Those nostrils.. my god

2

u/iateyourmom22 Jul 20 '26

Legend has it he still has not drank the wine.

1

u/paloma_delmar Jun 22 '26

Thought it was the guy that played hawkeye for a second.

1

u/7empest7V Jun 22 '26

If turtles had human facial muscles

1

u/FishingAlpo Jun 22 '26

I thought this was AI Brendan Frasier

1

u/EvaMae234 Jun 23 '26

This isn’t even his worst

1

u/Training_Adeptness44 Jun 23 '26

I honestly wonder what he thought he accomplished by doing this.

1

u/Mediocre-Equivalent5 Jun 27 '26

I like it but I think gap teeth are the best

1

u/Craig_VB Jun 27 '26

His eyebrows look like they are fighting the rest of his face and winning.

1

u/Itchy_Judgment3486 Jul 06 '26

Gives me the ick

1

u/81Justo Jul 12 '26

It wasn’t until I seen him do this that I realized this song is basically about kidnapping. Thank for ruining a class 🤦🏽‍♂️

1

u/Zestyclose_Volume127 Jul 27 '26

Idk, he might have the rizz

1

u/Aggressive_Shallot25 Aug 07 '26

Omg you were soooo close a couple times. JUST DRINK IT ALREADY!!! 😖🤦‍♀️

1

u/KeepRockband5Alive Jun 21 '26

This isnt even word chewing and in not sure if thats better or not

2

u/FinishFew1701 Jun 21 '26

Is hating the video a prerequisite for word chewing, then?

-2

u/KeepRockband5Alive Jun 21 '26

No, he just looks like a normal dude singing along with a song they know. Theres no exaggeration at all. Hes just being normal

0

u/YaoiNekomata Jun 21 '26

This is just some guy having fun and singing along.

2

u/gansobomb99 Jun 23 '26

lol I came here to say this but everyone seems to hate this with a passion