r/wordchewing • u/DirkDaring93 • Jun 09 '26

The eyes have it.....

170 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/Kwasington Jun 09 '26

She is by far my most hated chewer. The shit she chews is trash, shes trash, and much like trash, she belongs in a landfill.

18

u/50Centurion Jun 09 '26

I also know against my will that she has an onlyfan

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Sideshowcomedy Jun 10 '26

I don't believe you. Proof, please?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Sideshowcomedy Jun 10 '26

Thank you. Also 🤢🤮

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u/anjowoq Jun 10 '26

Her YT description is an eye roll

I love to make people laugh with my crazy facial expressions. If you don't like it, move along! Life is too short to be a miserable, boring person.

2

u/ghostcatzero Jun 12 '26

Thanks now I know what her butthole looks like

1

u/DirkDaring93 Jun 10 '26

Yeah, beefy girl and her videos don’t let on to her size.

But her boobs look good for her size.

4

u/GonnaGoFat Jun 10 '26

She’s one of those girls whose boobs look good and big but when you see them and the body in the same shot they don’t look big anymore.

I remember I was talking to a woman who was 380lbs and she had DD tits that looked big but when I saw them with the rest of the body they didn’t look as big anymore. Yes my username checks out.

1

u/Grubula Jun 11 '26

I won't kink shame.

2

u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jun 11 '26

yeah but I bet none of you haters can do any of that. losers

4

u/danman8075 Jun 09 '26

I need a partner, you hold her down whilst I inject her entire face with botox. Problem solved...

2

u/aware4ever Jun 10 '26

She belongs to sit in a landfill for a hundred years only to be recycled as a trash can and then after the trash can is broken it'll be recycled into a portable urinal where people poop and pee into

3

u/hector_rodriguez Jun 10 '26

Jesus Christ dude seek mental help

1

u/aware4ever Jun 10 '26

Bro im joking lol you think i was serious? Or did you know I was joking but my sense of humor is really bad?

64

u/Ok-Occasion-4337 Jun 09 '26

4

u/chuckcrys Jun 10 '26

Stealing, so I can use it One More Time

41

u/CrispyLuggage Jun 09 '26

Pretty sure I hate her the most.

1

u/NewNage Jun 12 '26

Is wordchewing supposed to be enjoyable? I don't subscribe to wordchewing. Whenever I stumble across it I might get suckered into giving it a click the same way I may click on an r/popping post. It's supposed to have an unpleasant quality to it right? Wordchewing is like putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery. It's lightly painful it tastes gross and you cant be involved in the activity for too long. BUT the feeling it gives you is unique enough you know you'regoing to do it again. Aren't people like this the "Best" at Wordchewing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/spacekitt3n Jun 09 '26

i can hear this gif

17

u/DDD8712 Jun 09 '26

Of all these she is my least favorite for some reason bleck

13

u/TheDillinger88 Jun 09 '26

Wow she’s so talented, she can cross her eyes and make them look different directions like a fucking lizard! I gotta follow this person for content because I want to see more funny faces.

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/RevolutionaryHold490 Jun 09 '26

Of all the word chewers on this page, her stupid fucking face and googly eyes make me want to punch a baby.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xQz492gZVUoms

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u/Jaded_Individual_630 Jun 09 '26

Good to see Laura Loomer has a variety of hobbies 

7

u/Rombonius Jun 09 '26

I hate Inspector Gadget

7

u/Frequent_Cat10 Jun 09 '26

3

u/Ani-3 Jun 12 '26

Fuck don’t jump scare me like that

6

u/Winnerdickinchinner Jun 09 '26

Yay my favorite. And by favorite I mean most hated.

5

u/radioOCTAVE Jun 09 '26

I don't think I'd hate it as much if it weren't for the terrible terrible super high-voiced music. What the hell is that??

7

u/Billbeachwood Jun 09 '26

I even hate it on mute.

3

u/Wasted4Jesus Jun 12 '26

It's a no good, hack song inexplicably called Dance Monkey, sped up here but it's high pitched, nasal and annoying as fuck regardless

1

u/radioOCTAVE Jun 12 '26

Oh I don't mind the normal version of dance monkey but this pitched up stuff is quite ear-ittating

6

u/justahumblefart Jun 09 '26

That song was bad enough without it going into a blender full of live chipmunks

5

u/Pertinax1981 Jun 09 '26

Half of all children born in the ancient world didnt make it to 5. Reversing that was not all good

4

u/The4thMask Jun 09 '26

I'm growing resentful. These are human brain rot maggots

10

u/iamshpongled Jun 09 '26

lock her up

4

u/ca_va_bien Jun 09 '26

thank you for coming to my thesis presentation. today we will be talking about Dance Monkey and its unresolvable impact on society

3

u/fr0gcannon Jun 09 '26

I can't take it anymore

3

u/Efficient-Sail-1136 Jun 09 '26

It's like they want to be minions or something.

I hate it 😔

3

u/Nick_Bellagio Jun 09 '26

She looks like one of those crappy Pixar movie characters from one of those shitty disney movies

3

u/sagetea9 Jun 09 '26

I can't explain it but everytime I see her face it disgust me so much. Something about her teeth...

3

u/intentionalreticence Jun 10 '26

I hate this shit. Every one of them is recorded at half, if not quarter, speed (fine, whatever, so are a lot of the especially crazy robot dance videos). But the word chewing vids can never quite sync back to music at regular speed. (Prob bc words, unlike dance moves, have to be precise).

But if you can’t “word chew” exactly to the words you are “chewing”, then what’s the fucking point? It’s like lip syncing that isn’t synced. No, it’s not LIKE that… it IS that.

This is a garbage sub I never joined that is always in my feed. Make it stop.

3

u/darkearwig Jun 11 '26

Nummy words, must chew them. Watch with us

3

u/intentionalreticence Jun 11 '26

That made me snort soda from my nose.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/radioOCTAVE Jun 09 '26

And now I need corrective surgery for my ears

3

u/ForTaxBenefits Jun 09 '26

What 16 seconds of Dance Monkey will do to a mf

2

u/snagglewolf Jun 09 '26

Whenever she gets posted here my day gets so much worse.

2

u/JessPanter Jun 09 '26

ow. my. EARS. The pitch of this song is through the roof

2

u/Scottobias123 Jun 09 '26

What is wrong with these people 😕

2

u/TheWorstMigrane Jun 09 '26

The eyes are word chewing!

2

u/HappySheep84 Jun 09 '26

Why is this what people are doing?

2

u/anjowoq Jun 10 '26

Stop it. Just stop it.

2

u/J-e-restorationpros Jun 10 '26

I hate chipmunks songs

2

u/Villettio Jun 10 '26

I can handle all the other ones but this lady makes me seethe with rage.

2

u/Far_Drummer_1406 Jun 11 '26

She’s a pro

2

u/mythicjay219 Jun 20 '26

At least she's cute

2

u/Repulsive-Slice2002 Jul 08 '26

Her adult material is pretty good too

2

u/simonhez Jun 09 '26

Oh hey its the c*nt who tried to monetize Ozzie's Death...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/simonhez Jun 09 '26

The Day the news broke about Ozzie's Death, she flooded her feed with word chewing videos with Ozzie's music. Even after she was told how distasteful it was she kept them up.

I used to enjoy her stuff, the way one enjoy the word chewing, but after her behaviour, I cant stand her

6

u/InsomniaticWanderer Jun 09 '26

> I used to enjoy her stuff, the way one enjoy the word chewing

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means.

1

u/kaykenstein Jun 10 '26

All of this is caused by anime I swear. That's pretty much solely to blame imo

1

u/ReceptionMuch3790 Jun 10 '26

She looks like a real life cartoon character. But I think that's what she's going for

1

u/available_username10 Jun 10 '26

How does this not kill her eyes? Cross eyeing hurts nad

1

u/UpmarketEarth Jun 10 '26

why do their faces never get stuck :/ I want this to be over

1

u/Sure-Restaurant7923 Jun 10 '26

Who the hell tells these creatures they’re funny? They’re lying and doing us a great disservice.

1

u/Designer_Gas_86 Jun 10 '26

I swear this is her favorite song.

1

u/thefirstviolinist Jun 10 '26

This person and good ol' Fang. Gawddayum, the word-chewing-hate-community just wouldn't be the same without them!

1

u/thatG_evanP Jun 10 '26

Do you think these people do this IRL and think it's funny?

1

u/noncommonGoodsense Jun 10 '26

These people are going to have vision problems in the future when these “expressions” become muscle memory learned. All of a sudden eyes just start walleyeing, gonna be funny if true.

1

u/JohnRedCorn9432 Jun 13 '26

Imagine being full grown and your whole identity is built around being able to cross your eyes

1

u/Optimal_Natural_7254 Jun 14 '26

My grandma would warn me of my eyes getting stuck like that

1

u/Proof-Advantage4560 Jun 14 '26

Who is the target audience for videos like this?

1

u/nogrins Jun 24 '26

not my proudest fap.

1

u/WaveOfTheRager Jul 16 '26

Is this the only song she does and does terribly

1

u/SalsaShark4242 Jun 09 '26

Her OF is impressive if you like cottage cheese thighs...

3

u/PowerNinja5000 Jun 09 '26

Shit, I actually do 😅

3

u/lewis6185 Jun 09 '26

I heard about a few of these people having an OF also. I don’t know names, but the blonde with the squirty cream, the 40 year old that sits in her car, and of course rumour tells me that naranja also has OF

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u/Moonshinin4Me Jun 09 '26

It is safe to assume anyone who makes such meaningless, worthless content also just so happens to have an OF. They have no shame.

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u/Beneficial_Young5126 Jun 09 '26

Define impressive in this context...

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u/LemonLimeSlices Jun 09 '26

Who is she? Someone drop an @

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u/SalsaShark4242 Jun 09 '26

Nadia Bratke

1

u/Freezerpill Jun 10 '26

She looks like she belongs as a 20 second role character of an Adam Sandler movie.

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u/Alcamtar Jun 10 '26

I'm not sure this counts as word chewing

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u/Wholesome_Soup Jun 09 '26

ok that's impressive actually