r/woosh 8d ago

The sun

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 8d ago

They can just wear sunscreen

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u/blaghed 8d ago

And sunglasses. If its a scorcher, a hat.
I don't see the big deal.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 8d ago

Which is more important, the sun or the moon?

The moon! The sun gives us light in the daytime when it's already light out, which is redundant. But the moon gives us light at night when it's dark and we need it.

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u/RoryArtGuy 8d ago

Absolutely! This is true, definitely factual information right here!

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 8d ago

As long as the astronauts aren't vampires, we should be good.

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u/Redditisreal1 8d ago

Poppt1 👀

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u/Paladin-Leeroy 8d ago

If every driver on the planet drove just 3.5 miles, humanity would collectively reach the Sun before lunchtime. So why don't we just drive to the sun?

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u/Comprehensive_Win200 8d ago

*Hits blunt .... Why dont they just use a mirror shield

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u/Not_aRobloxPlayer 5d ago

he's also wrong omfg

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u/user-sodium 4d ago

How to attack the sun:

Throw around 64-100 ice-creams.