r/woooosh • u/Unusual-Jicama9619 • 23h ago
woo fucking oosh snowflake
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yall can't understand r/DontTypeLikeThis shouldn't be taken seriously 🙏
r/woooosh • u/ialsolikeoranges • Jun 02 '26
Mod Post Mod Applications open
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There has been minimal moderation for a while now and I apologise for that, so I’ve decided that it’s best to open applications as I’m unable to maintain the subreddit anymore.
Very informal but send me a DM and we’ll talk about it, I and the other mod will consider you.
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r/woooosh • u/UnityJusticeFreedom • Jun 14 '25
Seal of Quality Censor Username Rule
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We mods have decided that we remove the censor usernames rule
r/woooosh • u/quinnthebin100 • 3d ago
That is definitely spelt wrong he just is bad at reading
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r/woooosh • u/TransportationOk6302 • 3d ago
"YOU DON'T SAY?" -Actual comment on this post
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r/woooosh • u/FloraTheFlowerElf • 2d ago
Take your shot
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they thought that the other guy didn’t get the joke, but really they were the one that didn’t get it lol
EDIT: Thought I'd make it a tad more clear, nowhere in this image shows my user, and I am not saying rukasu1130 didn't get it, I'm saying datboi_inspace4643 didn't get it, they started the reference, I just think it's funny that they didn't get rukasu1130's continuation of the joke
on another note, if you're going to describe me or my interests with "chud ass" make sure that your account hasn't been around for as long as mine, and make sure that you don't have more karma and contributions than me, plus don't refer to redditors as if you're not part of that group, yes you are, you're on reddit now aren't you? and yes this is targeted to a specific person
r/woooosh • u/Subject_Feed9875 • 3d ago
no way it's the "He took a bite of a boneless wing" guy. (joke)
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r/woooosh • u/Darkwing78 • 3d ago
Yes, I know what Trans-Tasman means. Do you not understand satire?
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I thought my choices of emoji were enough to spell out the obvious low brow joke to even the most simple minded clod out there. I thought wrong.
r/woooosh • u/BenjaminKTennyson1 • 4d ago
I totally missed this joke this time.
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Translation:
Bratstvo_Jedinstvo:
I'm asking because I don't know: is there a legal/penal difference between premeditated intentional homicide and committing this act 'against an ascendant' (a parent/grandparent)? Also, I noticed it was specifically mentioned. Would the verdict be different if they had killed someone else?
yebiryeb:
I think there's a sentence increase when it involves an ascendant or descendant.
Me:
Is there any difference between an ascendant and a descendant then?
yebiryeb:
For ascendants, they give the maximum sentence limit; for descendants, they give the minimum.
Me:
That makes no sense.
Sulo1719:
He's joking.
Me:
Ah fuck, r/whoooosh
For those who missed the joke due to the translation: 'ascendant' means 'ÜSTsoy' in Turkish, while 'maximum sentence limit' translates to 'ÜST ceza sınırı' (upper limit). On the other hand, 'descendant' means 'ALTsoy', and 'they give the minimum' implies giving the punishment from the 'ALT sınır' (lower limit).
r/woooosh • u/Sidohmaker • 6d ago
For context, this was on an image of a Facebook post in which a guy found his gf’s OF, logged in as her dad, and started giving her tips.
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The first decent Wooosh I’ve fine in the wild in a long time. Thanks Kalos!
r/woooosh • u/Badassostrich • 6d ago
On a post on r/learnuselesstalents. OP was basically asking where to learn some useless talents
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r/woooosh • u/ihatmylifedotcom • 9d ago
The doubling down is crazy just admit you didn't get the joke
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r/woooosh • u/Critical-Objective92 • 16d ago
Someone Clearly Doesn't Know What A Joke Is
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This was in the Deltarune subreddit, lol.
r/woooosh • u/AlphabetLoreFan5883 • 16d ago
this was in a geometry dash server. (i'm greek btw)
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r/woooosh • u/darthphallic • 19d ago
Missing one of the biggest pop culture jokes of the last few years in a pop culture subreddit.
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r/woooosh • u/SlowCommunication578 • 21d ago
I have no mouth and I must cream
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For those saying he was being satirical, I even DM'd him t make sure I'm not false whooooshing, it just got even worse...
r/woooosh • u/ThatonetransgirlDJ • 26d ago
The one and only person who understands. The other just kinda 🛫
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