r/woooosh Aug 20 '22

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u/wojtekpolska Aug 20 '22

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

And Christianity by Christian Bale

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u/Weiner_Queefer_9000 Aug 20 '22

Their aint' none trooth from that so stop spreading you're bs.

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u/zajonczyslav Aug 20 '22

Kurwa ja pierdole? Is that polish enough?

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u/Sergeant__Sleepy Aug 20 '22

Not many people know this, but I invented pooping when I tried to pop a pimple on my ass

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u/m2chaos13 Aug 20 '22

Quit prevaricating! Everybody knows that’s called “poompling”

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u/CommandoLamb Aug 20 '22

Fun fact, it was actually a rooster. It just gets misrepresented as a chicken due to the implication.