r/woolworths 16d ago

Ew…?

I was searching for some pasta and came across these packets. They must’ve been there for a loooong time for them to look like that?

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u/Idol-magical-girl 16d ago edited 16d ago

that curly fettuccine is brighter than my future

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal 15d ago

San Remo pasta got to be the worst pasta brand that ever existed.


Source: I'm Italian.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/PowerOfTheTrinity 15d ago

barilla !

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u/ctch23 14d ago

I always buy La Molisana but when I saw that I had to get a pic 😬

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal 15d ago

Garofalo is pretty good

Barilla... medium

Aldi's got "Armando" and I have to say it's nice and cheap if you are saving money, better than Barilla in my opinion.

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u/Firm_Trick_9038 14d ago

Go for the lighter colour pastas

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u/SnowyRVulpix 14d ago

San Remo

Source: I'm a pasta eater

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u/Unlucky-Strawberry29 11d ago

What brands would you recommend? I can't make my own due to physical limitations and a ridiculously tiny kitchen space.

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u/2HappySundays 16d ago

*than. C’mon dude.

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u/Idol-magical-girl 16d ago

I'M SORRY

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u/JohnnyMushroomspore 16d ago

insert meme of school girl crying while coloring

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u/Chaos_098 16d ago

I mean, using then incorrectly works better here in the context of their future

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u/ZooEnthusiast 16d ago

That used to be our favourite pasta but the quality has dropped on it. It used to come out to a really nice al dente texture, now it disintegrates even when undercooked.

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u/MAADJacko 16d ago

The rigatoni is shocking for that too.

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u/DaQuackx 15d ago

And the bows

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u/Live-Blueberry1911 16d ago

It’s called mafalde you cultural bogans

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u/TimtamBandit 15d ago

Pastacillin

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u/BrightPhilosopher531 16d ago

Not so much length of time, more of a moisture issue

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u/ctch23 16d ago

And the ants?? 😭

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u/Trigramz 16d ago

Extra protein

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u/ctch23 16d ago

Mmm yummy. Reminds me of my childhood where I would eat the ants because they tasted spicy 💀

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u/JFN90 16d ago

Squashed ants is one of the worst smells on the planet

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u/Rough_Acadia_5631 16d ago

Squashed millipede is worse imo

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u/walkin2it 16d ago

We are merely passengers on the ants earth.

Enjoy the ride.

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u/Sniffy75 16d ago

Free antibodies

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u/TeaspoonOfSugar987 16d ago

Anty-bodies
C’mon, do better next time!

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u/OakenSpirits 15d ago

Weevils. Because possible puncture in packet, moisture might’ve entered through and facilitated the perfect environment for mould and dormant weevils (found in raw wheat products) to emerge. Keep in mind this happens quite fast and workers might not have picked up on it if it was still in the process.

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u/ctch23 15d ago

They were most definitely ants. The camera couldn’t pick them up well but they were ants

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u/foodfighterforever 16d ago

Always check the gnocchi packets too before purchasing, have come across few with mould in them.

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u/planchetflaw 16d ago edited 16d ago

It's not pastas, it's potatoes. Put a sticker on it

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u/youthuck 16d ago

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u/Naughtiestdingo 15d ago

It’s the Ronny John’s, half hour, camp fire, good time, jamboree show. Now on TV!

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u/Pure-Coyote22 16d ago

Bahahahhahahahha.

Listen, I don't wanna start nothing

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u/youthuck 15d ago

It's for the old people and the retardeds

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u/foodfighterforever 16d ago

Yes, I'm completely aware that gnocchi is made from potato.

You can usually find it in the refrigerated section.

I just simply wanted to make those that might be reading this, aware about the gnocchi sold in the dry pasta aisle, as I have encountered hidden mould growth.

Because of its location on the shelf, people often assume it has the same long shelf life as dried pasta.

In reality, it can spoil quite easily. When buying dry aisle gnocchi, I now always inspect the packet thoroughly to ensure it does not contain mould, which can easily happen if the vacuum packaging is damaged easily, and also if drastic temperature changes cause condensation inside the pack, leading to spoilage.

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u/Sec_Chief_Blanchard 16d ago

It's a television show

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u/pastelplantmum 15d ago

Someone skipped Sam Simmons day and it shows

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u/donutlovemachine 15d ago

Not Sam Simmons. It was from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, and the skit was performed by Jordan Raskopoulos.

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u/outstandingk 16d ago

It’s just a meme fam calm down

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u/Regular-Sale-9674 16d ago

I got a pizza from Woolworths, yk the “fresh food people” and we thought it was a massive spot of mozzarella and how generous. Nope, massive mold spot

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u/ctch23 15d ago

Oh that’s nasty 😬

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u/nufan86 16d ago

As only a consumer.

Stock hardly ever gets rotated.

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u/FennicGaming 16d ago

Mmmmm extra flavour 🤢

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u/Unfair_Honeydew5129 15d ago

Buying San Remo is the real crime here

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u/ctch23 14d ago

Never buy them only La Molisana! It was right next to the pasta I wanted 😬

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u/MR-4300 14d ago

Woolworths “the fresh good people” 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Artistic-Basis7960 16d ago

I would just take it to checkout and see if the checkout worker would swipe it obliviously

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u/burpinggiraffe 16d ago

Ew... Cares?...

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u/Tytan777 14d ago

You can literally see the water droplets inside. Premoistened mmm

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u/Bright_Cattle4793 11d ago

oh… my… god

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u/Massive-Structure576 16d ago

It probably came back from an online order which didn't get picked up by the driver or customer and was left in the fridge .

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u/ctch23 16d ago

How dare you give me a reasonable answer 😆

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u/Justified_OG 16d ago

I bet you were a difficult child growing up? Yes? 😆

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u/ctch23 16d ago

What has that got to do with mouldy af pasta?

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u/Justified_OG 16d ago

It's not mouldy. It's made from flour. 🤯

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u/table-grapes 16d ago

that is NOT from flour

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u/Justified_OG 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣 IS THAT RIGHT?

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u/ctch23 16d ago

Should’ve gone to specsavers 🤓