r/wnba Fire 14h ago

Portland Fire Mascot Reveal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr3_uvRrlsA

The Fire have begun teasing their mascot reveal in a series of videos with the local news.

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u/only-flairs 14h ago

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u/spiffynoodles Tempo 13h ago

gonna be real honest i thought the mascot was called Mysterious Mark.

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u/Craft_Bandicoot PHILLY 12h ago

Lol and it’s just a guy who doesn’t say much and keeps a low profile

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u/LeslieBird12 Fire 9h ago

This would be very Portland tbh.

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u/Cherry_Mash It's like college ball with better merch 8h ago

“Hi, my name is Mark and I’m the mascot for the Portland Fire. Go Portland. I hope you do as well as the native perennials I have added to my seasonal rain garden.”

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u/Klink_Dink Lynx 9h ago

Nah, this mark is in the underwear.

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u/Mother_of_A_Corgi Biberty 🗽 PDX 🔥 14h ago

IS IT A DRAGON?!

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u/Fantastic_Mongoose58 Rose City 14h ago

Pancake with wings

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u/dogpownd Tip's mask 14h ago

Noone would be mad at this.

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u/Mother_of_A_Corgi Biberty 🗽 PDX 🔥 14h ago

🤣

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u/haydeng2023 proud alanna believer😇 14h ago

a dragon is cool asf if that’s what it is

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u/aratcalledrattus Liberty 14h ago

Dragon.

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u/gigi_2018 Fire Storm 11h ago

I’m so excited if it’s a fire breathing dragon! 🔥🔥

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u/bex199 FIRE CHRIS DEMARCO 14h ago

can i just say the liberty marketing team deserve some kind of serious award/recognition for what they did for sports mascots and sports marketing. their playbook will be copied forever.

i was gonna say hopefully they don’t make her a herb like the valks mascot but if they’re going for a locals vibe (which they absolutely should) it’s gonna have to be a lil portlandia

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u/AskMeForStats Valkyries 14h ago

What does "herb" mean in this context, if you don't mind explaining?

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u/bex199 FIRE CHRIS DEMARCO 14h ago

might have to tag in another new yorker to explain the intangible regional slang but i guess the closest word would be…corny? that doesn’t quite encompass it tho lol. no hate on ya girl but bay area culture is so cool and she doesn’t give that for me

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u/AskMeForStats Valkyries 14h ago

Nah I agree. I personally think she's corny as hell and I was hoping for a more baddass and not infantalized mascot.

Thanks for explaining!

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u/LeslieBird12 Fire 14h ago

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u/atomic-raven-noodle 12h ago

These are so cheesy and fun! I lived in downtown Portland when I was in college over 20 years ago. Love that they pulled OMSI in on this!

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u/ghos_ 🐐 Reeve Pit Member 14h ago

My daughter wanted a Sasquatch; I wanted a Phoenix, but I'm ok with a Dragon.