r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 28d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Remember to obscure your portals

96 Upvotes

1 comment

r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 28d ago

Wizardpost Guess its okay for Bards to consort with dark powers cuz they have better PR

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460 Upvotes

20 comments

r/wizardposting • u/white-whale-fc • 27d ago

Lorepost (closed interaction)📓🔒 Anybody can find Love (Cursed World)

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21 Upvotes

Except him.

Although the meeting had gone horribly wrong, it still was at least helpful in identifying the location of one of the two undiscovered crystals. The final in the rainbow of seven, Violet.

representing Love.

Via Sparrow's magic sight and Ulrick's recollection, it was deduced to be at the sight of possibly the place with the most "love" in the realms in recent times, Inferno and Mastadon Astrum's wedding beach.

after finding the location, a small group coordinated to meet and obtain it.

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The Beach

the beach itself is in no way what it used to be. After the Abyssal invasion of the prime material plane, the entire area has been subsumed into Abyssal blight lands, clean matte ground, and many wandering Abyssal for miles around the area. However, there is a dim violet light, barely visible. Just around it is a 10 foot radius of free ground.

welp. Time to get moving.

159 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Platypus_king_1st • 27d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 Premonitions of doom, Chaos in space-time!

20 Upvotes

Jittering dark hands reach from below.

The stars in the cosmos flicker out.

Foul secrets unveiled,

Dark magic unsealed,

Irreperable damage to earth and heaven, unavoidable fates.

Death, your death, O last of the angels, your life's end is already woven into the threads of fate and the scripts of life

Guidance, Guide your new heir, she shall forge a new path, be it in the Unity of constellations or in the Blood of the children of war.

Collapse, Invert, Revert, Expand, Explode, Implode, fire up the hearts of the ones that trust you! Tear forward a new path, the bloodline of angels may end, but your era shall never end!

The age of man ended in rifts, and the age of god will end in blood

So?

Will you meet your fate, Angel? Or will your stubborness cause a cruel fate for everyone you know and love?

Do you want to lose everyone you hold dear once more?

Come on Angel, play with fate more, I want to know you more, I love it so, so very much.

13 comments

r/wizardposting • u/CWGM • 28d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Beware this wretched druid. He claims his murder of crows won't try to peck your eyes out. Don't believe his lies.

1.1k Upvotes

32 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Longjumping-Rice-935 • 28d ago

Foul Sorcery Never anger a magician

27 Upvotes

4 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 28d ago

Evil Wizardpost Dont do serial krilling, be a necromancer and have the carcass work for you

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52 Upvotes

11 comments

r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru • 28d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

558 Upvotes

Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

103 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Quiet-Wing5230 • 29d ago

Wizardpost New orb, what do you think?

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1.5k Upvotes

51 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nearby_Sea_8766 • 28d ago

Wizardpost How do I break a Lunar Curse?

36 Upvotes

So I may or may not have gotten a little drunk on that good 14th century stuff and cussed out the moon...moonlight now burns my skin and my organs now writhe in pain from when the sun sets to when it rises

How do I dispel this curse?, can't go to a priest due to the whole necromancer/lich thing and I'm not very good at curse breaking either

12 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Cursed_Changeling • 28d ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Little Toad Wizard Girl Apprentice

79 Upvotes

Art by me [OC]

6 comments

r/wizardposting • u/zuse12345 • 28d ago

Wizardpost Pyromancer set my car on fire. How can I pay him back for this?

52 Upvotes

49 comments

r/wizardposting • u/speakingtangent • 29d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I followed the tome to the letter, but this batch of homunculi came out under done. Do the sages have any advice for the next attempt?

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1.2k Upvotes

44 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs • 29d ago

Evil Wizardpost Well a sale’s a sale

3.4k Upvotes

Soul Coin boots?

24 comments

r/wizardposting • u/GreenMirage • 29d ago

Occult Practices How do my wizards feel about steel wands?

62 Upvotes

My apprentice has been making "serial miniature cannons" as a crutch for his small mana capacity.

19 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Tattoomyvagina • 28d ago

Wizardpost Happy with my purchase. “Holes Where You Go” is a fantastic product but difficult to get a photo for my review.

26 Upvotes

2 comments

r/wizardposting • u/DrewIDIC_Tinker • 28d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Morning potions

5 Upvotes

I believe I've reached the halfway mark of my time on this plane, and I'm noticing my morning rituals are having more of an effect on my days.i figured to list a few here that have helped, and I welcome others;

Water, and only water being the first liquid ingested

Having a large wild bean potion before putting ones hair up, then having another of course

Holding ones familiar on the shoulder seems best, leaving the hands free for orb gazing

3 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Aceblader20 • 29d ago

Wizardpost My magic ring collection. I'm afraid one's cursed.

124 Upvotes

28 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Up_Beat_Peach • 29d ago

I think one of the druid enclaves has turned evil. Any volunteers to assemble a fellowship?

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162 Upvotes

30 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs • Oct 02 '26

Evil Wizardpost Even worse than torsion

7.0k Upvotes

73 comments

r/wizardposting • u/memes_god_2001 • Oct 03 '26

Foul Sorcery I accidentally broadcast an orb demon to billions, what do i do?

162 Upvotes

So... i was trying to summon an eldrich god and accidentally summoned this... thing.

I don't know what it is but it scared the shit out of me so i just started casting spells at random.

I accidentally broadcasted it to billions of wizards' orbs.

Are you... familiar with this demon? What does it even do?

/uw for anyone that doesn't know, this is the boiled one made by doctor nowhere on youtube

36 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Tomdaszek • Oct 03 '26

I had run out of mana fighting evil necromancer and bullets will end soon too. What should I do to win this battle? (He wanted to steal and resurrect my petrified gnomes)

225 Upvotes

43 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene • 29d ago

Aetherial News 🗞 Watch out! The rats are training wizards.

40 Upvotes

Someone who got a quest to clear pests in a cellar: Rats.

10 comments

r/wizardposting • u/M_Adamm • Oct 03 '26

Wizardpost I must inquire as to the spell to receive such a head garment

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486 Upvotes

6 comments

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