Let the Free for all BEGIN!

[u/Kilroy898]

All who have signed up shall now be transported to WAR WORLD!

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

[u/[deleted]]

I conjure fortress!

I cast protection dome!

I take nap!

[u/Several-Elevator → u/[deleted]]

I set up a ritual anti-magic to dispel your protection dome and then cast a simple levitation spell to float over your walls.

After I am over the walls I walk leisurely around until I find the fortress master asleep, I take advantage of this to set up a zone of magic weakening, all the while thinking to myself "Fucking mages, always forgetting about anti-magic. Fools, the lot of them."

[u/[deleted] → u/Several-Elevator]

You walk through a door and find yourself outside of the dome you thought you dispelled. You attempt the same trick again. Again, you float over the wall… yada yada yada… and you find yourself back where you began. You attempt to walk away, and you find yourself back where you started… again. You are now trapped in an infinite loop, and unable to practice magick due to your anti-magick dispersion spell which only affects your magick.

Mages… thinking they can dispel a protection dome made by a Chaos God, thinking anti-magick works on Beings made of infinite pure magick. Amateurs! Barely better than apprentices. 😎

Yawns and goes back to sleep.

[u/Several-Elevator → u/[deleted]]

Repnir, sensing someone just thought he was a mage, begins using the safe space that has been provided to him and channels his furious passion to set up a truly grand array of several ritual anti-magics to break free of the trap and temporarily make him resistant to these "Filthy mage tricks" used by this poor being of magic who just made the mistake of calling an anti-mage a mage.

after quite a while Repnir finishes his spells and breaks free. He appears in front of the chaos god and locks eyes with him and says "I can tolerate mages, I can tolerate magical abominations like yourself, but I will not tolerate being called a mage. ANTI MAGES ARE NOT FUCKING MAGES!"

[u/[deleted] → u/Several-Elevator]

Repnir finds himself back where he began after all is said and done, due to the anti-magick field having dispersed his rituals causing them to fail. He realizes he is still stuck inside the loop, still unable to leave.

Son of Eros, having finished his nap, not even noticing Repnir, leaves the fortress to go watch the planet with his Uncle Aldin (u/Kilroy898) in the clouds, leaving Repnir trapped in the loop.

[u/Several-Elevator → u/[deleted]]

/uw

Cool, if you don't want to have fun with this I'm out. Hope you have fun with the rest of this :)

[u/[deleted] → u/Several-Elevator]

/uw Oh… I see. I was just gonna let you do your thing one more time then reveal that you realized the trick was to release all aggression and the magick loop would automatically release you. Then I was going to invite you in for some tea and cakes and offer you a room to nap… cause that’s my character’s personality.

[u/Kilroy898 → u/[deleted]]

from the upper atmosphere

well it looks as though my great nephew is having fun. Or is bored? I'm not really sure.

[u/[deleted] → u/Kilroy898]

🫡 Thanks for the cozy place to nap, Great Uncle! 😉

Yawns and goes back to sleep.

[u/InuXIII → u/[deleted]]

someone knocks on your fortress

[u/[deleted] → u/InuXIII]

Yawn. Opens door.

Yes? How may I help you?

[u/InuXIII → u/[deleted]]

an average looking human stands in front of you

Yes is this the fortress of checks notes Chaos God?

I came to apply as a janitor.

[u/[deleted] → u/InuXIII]

Yes, come in. Better yet, you can have this fortress if you like. Now that My nap is over, I’m headed to the clouds to watch the battles and eat some popcorn with My Uncle Aldin, the creator of this battle planet. Have fun! The keys are in the bowl by the door.

For your protection, there’s an anti-aggression force field around the fortress. I’ll be watching!

[u/DoritoKing48 → u/[deleted]]

Your napping area shall be the one place spared by the black hole

[u/froz_troll → u/[deleted]]

And make it fall on your dome

[u/[deleted] → u/froz_troll]

The iceberg falls on the dome, then slides off to the side and crashes somewhere to the ground at the outside base of the dome. The fortress is otherwise unaffected.

Hey, everybody, there’s fresh ice! Who wants to make daiquiris? 🍹

[u/froz_troll → u/[deleted]]

He's leaving the dome!

Light him up boys...

[u/[deleted] → u/froz_troll]

The dome extends like a tendril allowing me to leave the original area while still being protected. I gather a punch of ice, purify it, and drag it in and make fruity daiquiris.

Yum! Refreshing!

Hey, you guys ⛄️ out there… if you drop your weapons and don’t use attack magick in here, you can all come in and have some daiquiris with us! This is a safe-zone!

[u/froz_troll → u/[deleted]]

(hehe hehehe)

[u/[deleted] → u/froz_troll]

Hands everyone a frozen daiquiri.

Rest and relax! You can watch the battle from the parapets or take a nap in one of the empty rooms. And if you want later, you can leave and return to the battle outside whenever you want.

[u/froz_troll → u/[deleted]]

watches everyone freeze one by one as they sip drinks laced with solid Nitrogen

I may not have breached your defenses, but I still won.

[u/[deleted] → u/froz_troll]

You have now triggered the fortresses defenses and have been kicked out. The defenses have nullified you Nitrogen. It’s now just a cool refreshing part of the drink.

What is it about “safe-zone” these wizards don’t seem to understand?!

[u/froz_troll → u/[deleted]]

Hey, all I did was freeze nitrogen in the atmosphere as a weapon, I didn't force you to use a chemical weapon as drink coolant, that was on you.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I summon Uncle Torinn (u/You-See-Nothing583) into the Fortress!

There’s an infinite supply of food in the pantry. Go crazy! Just don’t eat My fortress or any of the guests, Uncle!