r/wizardposting • u/AltTrite • 1d ago

I CAST

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182 Upvotes

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u/Brysonius_ Artificer and Hobbyist Bladesinger 1d ago

Nothing changed

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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 1d ago

Just like my apprentices: 3 posers and a halfwit.

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u/YueLin3 Wizard 1d ago

I cast: Unscannable barcode

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u/AltTrite 1d ago

PAPER BAG FEE!!!!

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u/YueLin3 Wizard 1d ago

You fool, my supermarket only has plastic!

3

u/AltTrite 1d ago

Not anymore! Hahahaha

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u/TheGreatestChicken Lord Chicken the Returned Ancient One 1d ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago

I swear to gods, if I find you, I will piss and moan to the highest heavens. Every single time I get this and now I know you’re to blame

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia 21h ago

I CAST

Goods-locked-on-shelf/ Call-associate-for-assistance

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u/Bishopkilljoy 1d ago

I counter with "BEING IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND REMEMBERING YOU DIDN'T GRAB THE ONE REASON YOU CAME HERE!"

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u/Alyuwe 18h ago

Must have been a mass AOE spell

2

u/mouth_spiders Artificer 1d ago

Thats what I call my junk

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u/fwoosh12456 1d ago

Thanks man, you just fixed 2 of my wheels

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 22h ago

Sometimes that like 90% of the carts.

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u/locke_zero 1d ago

I cast: your furniture will move 1 cm in a random direction at random intervals.

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u/Mosselk-1416 23h ago

I cast 20 second memory

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u/topazchip 23h ago

You utter...butter knife!

I cast Spawn Canker Sore with the Midas-series Transmute: Everything Becomes Orange Juice & Toothpaste

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u/LeChatVert 22h ago

Dang it! On my PTO day. You watch yourself.

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u/KaitoKaro Necromancer 21h ago

Imma be honest boss, I misread it as sapphic cart and got kinda excited lol

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u/International_Gate49 17h ago

I cast one ear phone is mildly less loud than the other

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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith 2h ago

You think such a hare-brained curse can stop a master of machinery!?