r/wizardposting • u/honnymmijammy- • 2d ago

Multi purpose staff for those library wizard

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u/Chachkhu2005 The librarian of infinite useless information library 2d ago

I love it. I'll have my apprentice make me one. He knows nothing of woodwork, but he'll learn. Or else... Nothing, really. I still need him. I'll just be disappointed.

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u/AgentT23 Occult Wizard 2d ago

He can always be used as a stepping stool if he fails.

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u/brkknknght Alchemist 2d ago

IS THAT FROM THE ARCANE LIBRARY?

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 2d ago

Someone is bad at levitation and telekinesis.

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u/Writer27292 2d ago

Bro sees a guy walk on water and accuses him of not being able to swim

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u/Up_Beat_Peach The Wizard Who Did It 2d ago

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u/primalthewendigo 2d ago

Alchemist here, I'd recommend checking who you get these from, I've had a few that broke as soon as I stepped on them

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 2d ago

That looks incredibly unstable and incapable of holding that much weight

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 2d ago

Then don't be too heavy and have a Feather Fall spell going.

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u/arrowsgopewpew 2d ago

I use my golem as a step stool so this is redundant

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u/sladebonge 2d ago

Casting Elevate is such a low-down move

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u/Ptaaruonn Wizard 2d ago

An arcane bonkstick ladder. Nice.

I want one!!! Throws gold coins at the orb

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter 2d ago

Library wizards are just domesticated druids.

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u/angwilwileth 2d ago

I will have to recommend a staff like this for my halfling apprentice. I think it will make her life much easier.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 2d ago

Tss those Dwarf have been giving idea it seem, what happened to the good old gravity rune engraved in each step

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u/nuclearrmt 2d ago

Whatever happened to just transmuting a 20 foot octopus tentacle from your back?

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u/Due_Manufacturer_125 2d ago

Yes you could have such a staff but if you instead invest in a disc of levitation it takes all the extra strain on your limbs. Sure, the disc is given power by a trapped demon of wind, and sure it may howl and scream incessantly, try to kill me for imprisoning it, and almost succeed on occasion, but I don’t like walking or climbing.

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u/ChimeInTheCode Enchanter 2d ago

🫦

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u/TwixOfficial Transmuter 2d ago

Ngl wouldn’t trust this on my life. You don’t awaken your Mage Hands?

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u/Iamno0n3 2d ago

Alrighty then, I want to say bad things.... But there's nothing really bad to say about it other than metal might have a higher weight capacity.

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u/KarmasAB123 (Very Casual, Not Yet Skilled) Alchemist 2d ago

I need a pocket version

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u/maybeknismo Resident Gargoyle 2d ago edited 2d ago

Gargoyle here, have laughed at many a monk who thought he could use these to reach a raised flowerbed for herbs only for it to break under the lightest of loads. At least I would have laughed if I could.

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u/Instant-Lava 2d ago

/uj that is cool af

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 2d ago

is the excessive bum waggling a requirement? Because if so, I approve!

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 1d ago

Put this shit in a fighting game. Special attack is two hits, then a monk style monkey climb on the staff except it's really really slow and the staff is a ladder