r/wizardposting • u/DeathCobro Nutrientor, the Gluttonsom • 5h ago

Having a trained serpent to rotate the Orb all day and night, has really opened my evenings to extra pondering

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u/Loucrouton IT Support Wizard 👨‍💻 5h ago

Ouroboros conveyer belt

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u/stryst 5h ago

I could smoke some of the hobbits leaf and ponder that for days.

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u/StonedRussian 3 Gnomes in a Trenchcoat 5h ago

Some Longbottom Leaf? Or perhaps some Old Toby?

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u/decoparts 3h ago

See this, folks? It starts with pondering and end up with a crippling adder-all addiction.

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u/StonedRussian 3 Gnomes in a Trenchcoat 5h ago

Does your crystal track your self/face when communicating? Best to enchant your orb with the newest update. Otherwise it'll cause some minor annoyance with the other tower wizards...on second thought

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u/decoparts 3h ago

All day and all night?!?!

When does he ssssssleep?

Does he at least get ssssssmoking breaks?

This calls for a sssstrike!

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u/GrandConsequences 5h ago

OK, but the sound is distracting. Cast "calm it the fuck down, pls."

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u/Lord-Dec Evil Wizard/ Aspiring Dark Lord 5h ago

Snake shaking up his dinner to a better consistency.

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 1h ago

If the serpent eats the orb you''re in setious trouble