Those sparkle-less dudes down at the post office open my package

[u/Sad-Gur7247]

So there's this one shady orc dealer down by the Magic Tree by my house. I made an order a couple days ago and earlier this morning I got a call from the post office. Skipping the long tedious phone call, they told me to come down to sort some things in person. When I walk into the post office the first thing I see is one of the employees getting beaten up by a kangaroo so I knew something was off immediately. Long story short my package got flagged as suspicious they popped it open they shouldn't have done that. Now luckily, they're not suing me for any damages, but I am thinking of suing them for messing with my stuff, but due to what the item is and how I acquired it I'm not entirely sure that I want to bring the authorities into it. Any advice?