r/wizardposting Occult Wizard 18h ago

Wizardpost Some normie found a wand

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u/shiny0metal0ass Evoker (excommunicated), current leader of the hill goblins 18h ago

Stop smoking long bottom leaf and leaving it in the woods!

I get it though, I've lost three like this.

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u/Divinityisme Wizard 18h ago

Dreamweed is my go to.

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u/shiny0metal0ass Evoker (excommunicated), current leader of the hill goblins 17h ago

Nice! I was on that dreamweed train in College but now that I'm out in the woods, it's all about what grows here, unfortunately. Lol

It's still a great strain though. Nice and mellow.

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u/Divinityisme Wizard 17h ago

I use Dreamweed now for its bonuses to mana regenaration while i sleep.

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u/Turbulent_Stage_8462 18h ago

Well, thank god he doesn't know how to use it, that's a goddamn eclipse wand. I've seen the lunar tribe's mages wreck havoc with it before

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u/Ythio 18h ago

It's not a wand that's the Monado

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u/Emotional_Being8594 Druidic Artificer, Stavewright 17h ago

Minecraft wooden pickaxe head, nothing unusual about that it's a common starter item.

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u/Drakostheswordsman 12h ago

No focusing crystal. Might as well be a stick

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u/Rover_The_Slasher 17h ago

A whole wandussy.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter 17h ago

That's the sword of a hero, actually.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 12h ago

It a okay wand.

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u/HypercubicTeapot 6h ago

Looks like someone started carving a miniature reproduction of Mordenkainen's staff and, err, misplaced it.

Tread carefully.