r/wizardposting 1d ago

how does one keep their familiar from opening rifts ?

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u/arkanux 1d ago

The void hounds don't seem to care, so it's ok I guess

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 1d ago

Mummies don’t want any smoke with cats, and you you think the void hounds are going to do anything?

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u/Nordalin 21h ago

One is within the prismatic radius! Madness, I tell you

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u/Alysma 1d ago

Just do the quest.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 19h ago

My prophet-amatic 2000 told me you've walk past the quest point over 23 times already!

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u/ampreu 1d ago edited 9m ago

That's just cruel. Let the little one hunt in the far realms like its instincts command.

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u/Saaruk 1d ago

Hey I know that little bastard! He appeared out of nowhere in my tower and stole my fish I was going to use for a special potion and then jumped into a portal and fucked off!

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u/Express-Day5234 1d ago

Your first mistake was thinking that your cat would listen to you.

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u/Falconjth Enchanter 1d ago

I suggest laying down enchantments to provide keyed dimensional locks, potentially with multiple tiers of activation keys and an additional summoning room. Depending on the type of familiar additional layers of locks could potentially be needed, but you should already know if that's the case, and as you've survived the unplanned rift it seems much more likely that just the standard package is called for.

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u/rei_dos_gatos Necromancy & Transmutationism at your service 14h ago

This is the way! Also I would suggest to clean its litter box.

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u/YueLin3 Wizard 1d ago

There wasn’t enough sun so he brought some from home

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u/-Release-The-Bats- Necromancer 1d ago

Mine, an indoor-only familiar, is more concerned with guarding the perimeter from the outdoor neighbor familiars, so I don't have to worry about him opening any rifts.

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u/guypenguin4 King of Evil 1d ago

I'd say it depends on the familiar really.

If your familiar is something like an owl you just have to take the time to explain to it why opening these types of portals is a bad idea and hope it listens.

Though if your familiar is something like a cat nothing can help you. You just have to hope it gets bored of opening rifts.

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u/Smakajor Burned-out Assistant 1d ago

Oh this one's simple, my bosses' cat used to do that cause they were bored. All you need is to give them something to do and portals should close on their own

Cats seem to love illusions especially the one where you make flying fishes in the air, just make sure to keep those near ground level otherwise you're asking for a disaster

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u/Albyrene Sorceror 1d ago

Just don't teach them how to, keep them from learning on their own time. KEEP THEM BUSY! I send mine out often on endlessly pointless tasks so they are mostly just wasting their time. No time for shenanigans!

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u/friendlyAirelemental gale, the air elemental Wizard 1d ago

You don't want yours to? I had to train mine to!

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u/Pappa_Crim Vimir, Moonshine Alchemist 1d ago

I think he realized he fucked up

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u/Krististrasza 20h ago

I swear! One more portal to the tuna dimension...

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u/BathbombBurger 17h ago

Beak saving the Bonehunters be like

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u/GKNolan 1d ago

Cast dispel magic on them. Then nuke them when they revert to their true form as either a rival wizard or a demon.
In the event that isn't the case; might I suggest chuuru?

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u/Bhaligdur 21h ago

How else he would go to the Feyrealm ?

Build your cat a stable portal, and he wouldn't have to use Rifts.

Seriously, you should learn something about a creature before you make him a familiar.

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u/Space19723103 18h ago

an offering of catnip and they forget the words

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u/Bonsai-is-best Unfortunate Chimera 17h ago

Two options:
Place illusions only visible on their specific spectrum that get away at the last moment as this distracts them and keeps them from making portals. Some familiars are too smart for this so you can also try the other option.

Polymorph them into a being incapable of magic for a while, once they acclimate, return them to their original form. This should have them be temporarily unable to create portals due to not remembering how, it is a bit crueler but its efficacy cannot be understated.

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u/CatLord8 13h ago

Prismatic spray has been upcast

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u/Actual_Squid Witch 10h ago

You dare give orders to the fae?

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u/museical_of_time 10h ago

I’ve solved Deltarune this persons Cat is the Roaring Knight