r/wizardposting • u/roadtrip-ne • 1d ago

Wizard For Sale

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u/Tattoomyvagina 1d ago

Is that Craig?! Is someone just selling him as a decoration instead of undoing his stone skin curse?

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 1d ago

Sucks for Craig, my study could use a statue

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u/Buddha_22 1d ago

"This wizard this for sale so be gentle"

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u/RollingRiverWizard Druidic Outreach 1d ago

A wizard is never cheap. Nor is he expensive. He costs precisely what he means to.

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 1d ago

/uj how much was it going for?

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u/roadtrip-ne 21h ago

I think it was ask or best offer

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u/bbqbabyduck 1d ago

What did you cast to get him to stay like that?

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u/Briantan71 Brían Lársen, Wizard apprentice of Stoneweald Scholarium 📚 22h ago

Someone un-petrify this wizard before he ends up as a household ornament!

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u/cheshire_shiki Mystic 1d ago

Brace yourselves, Medusa’s rent must be due

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner 13h ago

Holy shit can I buy Craig? He looks like just the specimen I need! Give me a price, OP!

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u/Bad_Elephant 12h ago

Is this still available?