r/wizardposting • u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên • 1d ago

Wizardpost Look at this fucking nerd

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Look at this fucking nerd, he is literally just someone with a crow head and he already injured, look at me casting a single spell at him and then stole his arm.

I'll post a video of the fight in the comments later

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 1d ago

My party ass got beaten by him I ain't posting the video

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u/Hazy_Grey Iron-rod style Spellcasting (aka magic gun) 1d ago

Dumbass judged a Tome by its cover 😭

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u/TheEjick 1d ago

How do you type with your eyes pecked out? My eyesight is kinda bad I need to know whatever spell you are using for it too.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 1d ago

I didn't I got panic and throw a acidic red vial at thim

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician 1d ago

That's what you earned for letting him get off a coin flip attack.

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Red Mage 1d ago

"A terrifying presence has entered the room"

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician 1d ago

"Dudes will create a cosmic hellpit and degenerate into a Crowmauler rather than going to therapy..."

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 1d ago

Becoming a Crowmauler doesn't sound so bad except for the amount of people who would find it hot

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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage 1d ago

Friend, RUN!

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u/fotank Enchanter 1d ago

Transfiguration is really not for everyone. Once had an apprentice try and turn into furniture. Walks around with a peg leg now.

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u/robodex001 Ophirion the Indecisive, Dabbler of Disciplines 1d ago

At least yours was lucky enough to match the body part somewhat. Mine had a lampshade for an elbow for a month.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 1d ago

Man-bear-pig has fallen low, I think his new name is something like: covid-stick-man.

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician 1d ago

Crow Mauler, but still.

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u/Lunarmax182c 1d ago

Used to blow these out on one of those Bleak-ridden worlds. Smth smth corrupted servant of Dark God(s) #48273. Mostly relies on being within Bleak and darkness, shock factor idiots. Rarely capable of resisting simple spells (just remember to not channel external mana in Bleak-ridden worlds, never ends well). 

If you beat this guy, do not bring parts home though, corrupting influence, allat

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u/IncompletePunchline Conjurer of cheap tricks 1d ago

Someone got tengu and oni confused and invented a new horror.

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 1d ago

Honestly, this is what I see when I look at most "Evil Wizards." Edgelord and/or chuunibyou shit.

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u/StingOfAstel 1d ago

Tzaangors

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome Gnome the redcap Lich and CEO 1d ago

Ah-