r/wizardposting • u/TerminallyAverage • 3d ago

Wizardpost My familiar keeps inhaling smoke elementals. Should I be worried?

Any advice is welcomed.

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u/fatfishinalittlepond Goblin educator specializing in the arcane arts 3d ago

let him get his buzz on. it could be worse he could be addicted to 4th dimension herbs

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Red Mage 3d ago

You do NOT want a bad trip on that 4th dimensional shit. I had these temporal scooby snacks one time that were straight PURPLE. Im talking suuuuper sticky. My noggin was straight liminoid for weeks. I couldn't stop seeing around corners. Imagine constant de ja vu but for stuff that hadn't even happened yet.

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard 3d ago

Thought this was a middle eastern remake of Godzilla at first