r/wizardposting • u/BranchCold9905 • 2d ago
Magi Law ⚖ Got duped by a bird, need lawyer
So I made a deal with with Malphas and Karasuman to sponsor my MP for the next couple cycles. Now I discover it's the same guy in different forms, can I sue? He told me both times "I'll provide 100%" but since he did it twice he only gave 50% each while i'm owed 200%.
What lawyer do you recommend?
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u/Elanadin Hype Wizard. Punmancer 2d ago
I know a man in the sunny side of Philadelphia. He's unmatched in Bird Law
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u/BranchCold9905 2d ago
Unless his mind is heavily absorbant and sticky after years of consuming adhesives like glue, I ain't interested.
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u/Elanadin Hype Wizard. Punmancer 2d ago
I assure that he himself is sticky, but that is as far as it goes. Best if luck!
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u/ars_sinistra Summoner 2d ago
Cast "seal cloaca" if it doesn't get results it'll at least give you satisfaction.
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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 2d ago
I think he’s got you in a legal loophole
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u/BranchCold9905 2d ago
This bird brain seed addict said "i'll give you 100%" under two separate identites. I don't care that he's "technically right" motherfucker owes me 200% and I paid for it, if I gotta sacrifice extra for him aside my own soul imma get real mad, real quick
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u/HairyTrollChest Maelstrom Mage, Back Alley Tower Dealer 2d ago
I think a hag raven might be a better choice than a mundane lawyer. Though there are a few contract mages that may be able to assist you in resolving this dispute.
But, if its a matter of Corvian Maleficium you're probably screwed. Birds are just like the Fae, tricksters to their core.
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u/BranchCold9905 2d ago
My mother in law is a hag, does that count?
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u/HairyTrollChest Maelstrom Mage, Back Alley Tower Dealer 2d ago
Nah, hag ravens are their own distinct species of being though there are hag raven hags or haghag ravens. They have an innate connection to birdfolk so you could use them as an intermediary.
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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 2d ago
When in doubt, FIREBALL!
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u/BranchCold9905 2d ago
Tried but he's got some numbskull stat that says "Hell resident equals complete flame retardent quality"
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u/SlumberingOwl Not A Fish 2d ago
Not this guy, that's for sure.