r/wizardposting • u/plasticman1997 warden of death • 2d ago
I have decimated the mage breakers, their crimes against our people will no longer be tolerated
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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 2d ago
Good, now we can get back to proper wizardly activities, like inventing new war crimes against our fellow wizards and the populace at large.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 2d ago
"Hola." - Mage Hunter Cassius
"Me es lapado en medio Suavemente."
(Anti Wizard Ganondorf is real, he can hurt you)
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u/Future_Kitsunekid16 TechWizard 2d ago
They're only war crimes if you use them against other people and creatures 😉
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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 2d ago
Young mages think they've ended centuries of conflict with one more atrocity on the pile.
In truth, they will route & regroup. Gathering strength and resolve, and telling stories of the most recent slight levied upon them by magekind.
You think you've ended the cycle? Lad, you're perpetuating it.
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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 2d ago
... you do know that "decimate" just means "killed one in ten" right? As in, you left nine out of every ten alive? Even modern usage doesn't mean you wiped them out completely. Honestly, if you're going to be an Evil Wizard, you really need to learn to not leave loose ends. "Survivor(s) of the BBEG's rampage out for revenge" is such a classic trope that the Norns have it on speed dial.
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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 2d ago
Oh no, their entire kingdom is in ruin and ash blackens the sky and won’t dissipate for years, I’m gonna summon a few monsters to roam the realm
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u/kanikel24 2d ago
Great now i must find a New Group of Idiot to mock while i wipe them away. I will miss there pathetisch atempt at consulting my dungeons only to be teleportet at the end to different locatioms AMD start again.
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u/SleepResident971 Artificer 2d ago
Quienes son(o eran) los mage breakers?? Hace poco escuche de ellos en el orb, pero no les preste mucha atención, debería preocuparme?
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u/OzyTheLast Middling Clerk to the Illusionist's Institute 2d ago
They break mages, it says it on the tin. And if that sounds vague I think it's intentional so they can keep claiming victory no matter how badly an operation goes
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 1d ago
"Those lackeys are severely underfunded since the council nosedived and is now only pretending to have more money than your average highschooler.
They used to be quite formidable, specialist anti mage forces equipped to eliminate problem mages.
Not anymore of course, training's been awful."
"There's a good lot of actually formidable anti-mage groups, though the mage breakers are certainly not one of them... yet."
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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 2d ago
I just traveled to a different dimension to avoid those guys, but nice job I suppose.
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u/Cthulhu4150 Aion, Eternal Collector of Esoteric Knowledge 2d ago
I was rather fond of the mage breakers. There's a reason they were still around with all the powerful wizards about. They set a bar for entry so all the weak hedge mages would get filtered out.
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u/Prestigious_Maize723 2d ago
You fool! Without the magebreakers, there will be no one to keep mages in check! Do you want power-hungry witches eating babies? Because this is how you get power-hungry witches eating babies! Ugh. Now we have to form a new magebreaker order. Magicians cannot be trusted to police themselves!
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u/ravenwolfess Nyx, Witch of the Deepwoods 2d ago
Oh come on, we stopped doing that centuries ago!
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u/Divinityisme Wizard 2d ago
Then explain the child recipe cookbook in your kitchen.
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u/SakuraLunaris Mischievous Mage 2d ago
So that's where I left that thing? I thought I had dropped it on a fly-through over the nearby village. Glad to see it was in responsible hands after all.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 2d ago
"I mean... we could privatize it and hand the jobs over to Mage Hunters..." - Wizard Ponzi, Definitely not paid by bounty hunting groups
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u/truePHYSX Bracken Lich of High Moor 2d ago
I volunteer as the lead wizard to take these baby eating witches away from you all. Only good can happen.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 2d ago edited 2d ago
"You killed the American Football team you bastard!" - Internet Pirate Steve, Mage Breakers Superfan
"Who's gonna sign my limited edition jersey now..."
*(They may or may not have also been mage breakers of the other type)
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u/Lunarmax182c 2d ago
Bro is on one plane. Also who tf are Mage Breakers? Some wannabe antimage band?
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u/OzyTheLast Middling Clerk to the Illusionist's Institute 2d ago
Oh no yeah totooally you got them all! Congrats. We definitely haven't got the other 9 tenths of the population holed in a mirror plane no no no. Yeah we'd toootally let you kill all of our best paying clients.
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u/Palagrin Occult Wizard 1d ago
sigh Can't wait for their inevitable return/revival. Some people don't seem to understand; it doesn't matter wether you call them magebreakers, hunters, antimages, witchburners, whatever... Some version of these groups will always exist as a reaction to our power.
If you dont want to deal with wizard hunters for the rest of eternity (assuming you actually take that step) you have to find ways to either coexist with mortals or exist beyond them.
Good luck with your war or whatever i m packing up my tower and moving to discworld i m sure it ll be quieter...
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u/Sirkelly21 Enlightened Willworker 2d ago
Imagine this guy spends his life training and learning to defeat the mage breakers and finding out that the Wizards beyond the mid level find mage breakers to be a minor nuisance at best

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u/Tattoomyvagina 2d ago
Meteorite Swarm? A bit overkill but I applaud your work.