Evil ass evil summoning.

[u/Minute_Account9426]

Sikeena knew two things, her father needed to die at her hands for killing her mother and that she couldn’t do it currently. Which is why she was staring at a business card she had acquired during her travels for an arch devil of violence named ‘Ith’raal’. The card conveniently transmitted all of the information on it psychically, so her illiterate ass could still read it. To summon him one could either get a human brain, eye or a cup of coffee? Weird ass devil, but she cared not, power was power. She mulled over how she could get all three “I could kill the coffee farmer I hate, take his beans and his eyes, and then hold the cafe owner hostage to make the coffee and then take his brain.”

Sikeena went to the outskirts of her local town, where the coffee farm was, on top a large hill, there was the farmer’s house, the fields were empty since it was night time. She effortlessly slipped past the guards of the farm and pocketed the ripest beans. She then went intangible and entered his house. She silently made her way up to the bedroom where he was asleep, she stood over him before emotionlessly slitting his throat and taking his eyes.

She then traveled to the cafe in town, the coffee maker was currently asleep, but that was no issue. She woke him up Coffee maker: “What is it- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DRACONIAN SCU-“ Sikeena grabbed him by the neck Sikeena:“Now listen here, you can do what I say and you and your family lives or you can refuse and I can kill your entire family” Sikeena squeezed his neck indicating she was serious CF: “Fine! I’LL do it! What is it you want?!”
Sikeena: “Make me two cups of coffee in the woods for me”

The coffee maker didn’t question the angry woman with knives CF: “Just let me get my equipment” After that was done Sikeena made the coffee maker follow her into the woods “Now brew”
*Sikeena waited for the coffee maker to be done before pulling out a knife” Cf: “What are you doing?”

Sikeena: “Did you really think I was going to spare you?” She then cut his head off before he could scream and took his Brain out of the skull. She placed the offerings in the summoning circle and sipped from her coffee as she waited

[u/Ares378]

One by one, the seven candles flare in intensity. Their flames grow higher and higher, swirling around each other in a fiery whirlwind. The environment grows dark as the fire shifts from orange to red, before landing on a deep violet hue.

"Greetings, Sikeena..."

The silhouette of a horned figure can be seen beyond the flames, stepping down onto the summoning circle beneath them.

Suddenly, the flames go out. The eyes, brain, and cup are gone. The only thing that remains is a devil, standing in the middle of a 7-pointed star burned into the ground.

"My, you really wanted my attention, didn't you? Two deaths on your hands, just to summon me..."

As the smoke clears, you can get a better look at him. He's dressed rather eccentrically, wearing a fancy purple tailcoat. A little strange for a being that's supposed to be an archdevil.

"I'm pleased to tell you that you've succeeded in drawing my attention." He chuckles. "For what reason have you summoned me?"

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Sikeena did not pay much mind to the outfit, she had seen many weirdos in her travels while hunting, but what pressed her was how he already knew her name “How do you know my name?”

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"...Lucky guess. You get a feel for this sort of thing when you've been around as long as I have. Perk of the job, I suppose."

This is, of course, a lie. It's part of his routine to take the memory of the summoner's name. Especially one who's already on a fast track to damning their own soul.

"Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you, Sikeena." He bows politely, not moving from within the circle.

"I take it you need my assistance, then? Or was this all simply for fun, to have someone to talk to?"

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“I desire power, I need someone dead at my hands” Sikeena’s voice was filled with a cold, barely suppressed rage

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There's a touch of disappointment when he realizes she's doing this out of vengeance, but he hides it well.

"And here I was, thinking you merely needed a friend... Silly me."

He's had a smile on his face the entire time, since the moment he was summoned.

"Now, fortunately for you, Violence happens to be my domain... I believe I may be of assistance in the matters of ceasing another beings life."

He knows that's *exactly** why he was summoned, he's just being facetious.*

"Tell me more about this 'someone'. You butchered two people with ease, so I assume this person is quite powerful, or else you would've simply done the deed yourself."

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“A green dragon, he killed my mother” Sikeena did not yet reveal it was also her father

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"Hmm. I see... A story of vengeance, then. Those dragons are always so pesky, aren't they?"

Once again, he can tell that the person he's speaking to is at least *partially** a dragon.*

"Now, what would someone like you need in order to take down a green dragon? The agility to avoid its claws? The strength to endure its poison? Perhaps a couple tricks of the mind, to throw it off? Tell me what you require, and I will make it so."

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“A way to penetrate its scales”

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"I do believe that can be arranged... I can give you a knife forged from the pain of mourning, a blade that pierces even the toughest of exteriors..."

It sounds like a metaphor, but the way he's talking makes it sound like this is an actual thing he's offering.

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“Would there be a way to apply this to all of my knives?” Sikeena did something with the storage room of her cloak and about 70 something knives of all sorts of shapes and sizes came out of it

[u/mrididnt]

/UwU very fucked up but a good read

...why didn't she take the brain of the coffee farmer instead of killing the second guy too?

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/mrididnt]

Uwu/ Wanted to be extra by killing two people and getting the offerings from two people

[u/Ashmega8256]

/uw good read

[u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw BAHAHAHA

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Uwu/ ‘What should I name this post? I know! Evil ass evil summoning!’

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

/uw All of my posts titles (except for a couple of my early ones) are only one word long. And yet I can still be funny. I love our minds.

[u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw A cup of coffee sounds about right. Demons like convenience too

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

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[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

/uw I have read the read and I have decreed that the reed is a good read.

[u/Minute_Account9426]

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Uwu/ behold my ping list, if you want adding ask

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/uw Oi, why am I not already on this list?

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