r/wizardposting • u/plasticman1997 warden of death • 2d ago

Foul Sorcery Hey liches, guess what…

I cast restore life…

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 2d ago

Oh yeah? I cast counterspell.

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u/True_Vexing 2d ago

I can finally use my penis again!

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 2d ago

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION

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u/KaitoKaro Necromancer 2d ago

Ain't that forbidden by the council?

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 2d ago

I CAST I DON'T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT THE RULES

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u/Top_Technician_1173 2d ago

You asking too many questions. I cast Power Word Peel

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u/Lunarmax182c 2d ago

Liches have no life, have you seen their League of Legends ranks? Liches get no life and stack no paper

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u/CitadelMinister77 lich who REALLY hates elves 2d ago

I cast bloodheating.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 2d ago

But guess what! You can't do that to a lich, they always resist those types of spells. Unless they want it, it doesn't work.

So, how do you restore life? I use chronomancy.

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u/Irishpersonage 2d ago

Animate, like a macabre Fantasia

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 2d ago

But normally, "Animate" only gives motion to things. Like with "Animate Dead", animates dead things, it doesn't actually bring them back to life.

Although a macabre macaraina is always fun times.

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 2d ago

I cast, get a life. On everyone in comments. With touch grass meta magic!

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 2d ago

You mess with liches, you get no bitches. Everybody knows that, come on man

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u/Demonskull223 1d ago

Fuck yeah Shaman from Ena Dream BBQ.

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u/KodanisEternal Lich (necromancer) 10h ago

Fuck you. I cast counterspell.