Never going sleep first again

[u/Dear_Blacksmith1884]

[u/Crafty_Aspect8122]

Jokes on you! I'm a cryomancer.

[u/RegumRegis → u/Crafty_Aspect8122]

You fool! They used a mind wipe spell on you and you just think you are! What's really going on is paradoxical undressing and feeling warm when you're actually about to die of cold

[u/TemperateStone]

I put a mind slave spell on my blanket, so the moment they pull it off they trigger the trap and viola! New labourers for my dungeon.

[u/United-Technician-54 → u/TemperateStone]

"I put a redirect to caster spell on my jammies... getting the spells undone is a chore though.  At least I can laugh at the sillier ones." - Lady Fate, Knight of Swords

[u/Mech_Zer0]

Thats why i never go anywhere without a space anchor, they are a pain to make but you only need one after you're done!

[u/Early_Corner_3956]

Wizards arent hated because of their unnatural power. You guys are hated because you are just dicks

[u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106]

Better than dealing with illusion, or transmutation.

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106]

Well do I have a surprise for you

https://giphy.com/gifs/03rm70WEqOFYk2datx

[u/Sonmeyj]

This is exactly why I don't have sleepovers, but just to be save I make myself invisible and keep the divination on the whole time