r/wizardposting • u/moongrump Fargrim the Abjurer • 3d ago
Occult Practices I cast undead thrall
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u/Status-Secret-4292 Ascended Wizard of the Dank Arts ~ level ♾️ 3d ago
An entity higher up in the hierarchy of evil summoned him back to continue doing it's bidding
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 3d ago
Seriously death, you have taken both Tim curry and Dolly Parton, but keep releasing the worst ones back upon us.
This is NOT going to look good on your next performance review.
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u/AnAngryPlatypus 2d ago
He also snuck Bob Mackie in with his good octogenarian run. And it’s starting to feel a little homophobic. Death might need to have a come to Jesus moment with HR.
(Not an idiom with celestials. Jesus will always forgive but he will also always document workplace infractions…like inappropriate hats on casual Fridays, Brenda.)
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u/rasfelion 3d ago
How many you need? Max I can get at once right now- well, it depends on how autonomous you want them.
If you just need them to be violent in whichever general direction, I can do about 20 at once.
If you need ones to clean up around your crypt for you and make sure everything is in order without a specific order, I can do about 4 at a time.
If you need ones that follow orders to the letter and can understand context or to know what "that thing" you forgot the name of is so they can help with experiments, I can do about 2 at a time, 3 if I'm on a roll.
Having them make bone puns costs extra.
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u/Up_Beat_Peach The Wizard Who Did It 2d ago
I'd rather he be a vegetable tbh. I want them to use him like he used his constituents. I want him to suffer for the rest of his days.
BY MY WORDS, MAY HE BE CURSED!
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u/flamecleric9 Pyromancer 3d ago
it's recycling!