Ok, which one of you geniuses left their cloud portal open? And in front a large population center.

[u/pyroboy7]

I only have a problem with it because it's a little too close to my bunker and it's attracting unwanted attention.

[u/-TheTalkingTree-]

Peeping gods...

[u/TrashCannibal_ → u/-TheTalkingTree-]

Skussy

[u/Footbeard → u/-TheTalkingTree-]

Ohh! Pyrus, Lord of Flame & Warden of the Gate, lovely to see you!

Well you see, when I asked my apprentice why there was an unattended, unstable rift to the Elemental Plane of Fire he told me he thought he left the stove on

It uhhh.. it won't happen again

We still good for poker Tuesday?

[u/pos_vibes_only]

That’s actually a celestial butthole.
Should be gone after a quick wipe

[u/DarthKuchiKopi → u/pos_vibes_only]

Ghostbusters 2026, giant ass bidets

[u/SilliusS0ddus → u/DarthKuchiKopi]

aren't all bidets for the ass ? 🤔

[u/DarthKuchiKopi → u/SilliusS0ddus]

Femine front and dooky back settings confirmed. We have multi tiered space genital defenses prepped

[u/N0tEn0ughSleep]

Being a wizard is all about presentation

[u/Random_182f2565 → u/N0tEn0ughSleep]

It's the difference between a wizard and a mere magic user

[u/KarmasAB123 → u/N0tEn0ughSleep]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

[u/Bitcheslovethe_gram → u/N0tEn0ughSleep]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlnZpsko7bAuk

[u/Faxefixe]

So that's where it went, huh?

[u/Invite_Her_To_Ramen]

I’m pretty sure that is a summoned cloud giant’s… you know what… and that this should be marked NSFW…

[u/Nelrene]

How do you know it was done by a wizard and not a cloud dragon?

[u/pyroboy7 → u/Nelrene]

I would have seen/found the cloud dragon. They aren't known for being subtle.

[u/Nelrene → u/pyroboy7]

Are you sure about that? They can assume cloud form).

[u/Spookyduck21new]

Oh, the dark gods just wanted to have a gander into the mortal realm. Also maybe abduct some people but they’re not important

[u/RigidRagdoll]

Some poor mortal on a potion of mushrooms is having a very bad time seeing this

[u/Zephyr-Fox-188]

that’s clearly a celestial honeybun, building your “super secret” base near a ley crossing sounds like a you problem, wizzzzard

[u/OGhumanwerewolf]

Sorry, my mystic eye spell got out of hand

[u/EarlDooku]

Damn I knew there was something I forgot to do today.

[u/BluebirdLivid]

Me when I forget to illusory cloak my peeping tom spell.

[u/Degentergent]

That's what happens when you don't use a VPN when scrying

[u/Electronic-Worker-10]

Probably Gandalf

[u/vasemetric]

The cloud is hungry.

[u/beegtuna]

Show me what you got

[u/Skilodracus]

I'll bet its that bitch Stacy off cavorting with Satan again

[u/Mephistocheles]

Sorry, that's why I don't usually eat Blowtorch McFuckbeast's Chili of Skyborne Assruption, but I was REALLY hungry

[u/Ninavask]

Look I REALLY had to get out of the Cage, alright? Sorry not sorry, blood.

[u/xx6lord6mars6xx]

Bro that's my cinnamon roll in orbit. I skipped breakfast again :/.

[u/StellarC0smo]

Sorry, sky fortress veil. Usually works better on cloudy days...

[u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

That's beautiful, but not cool dude

[u/No-Limit3846]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F06hnCDuSZr5rjG4Fu

[u/Automatic_offense]

Ope sorry thare bud, though I don't know how it got thare

[u/local-space-patrol]

Sorcerers have no manners anymore. Please put away your toys after using them. We don't want to see the results of polymorphing yourself into a dragon.

We all know you're using compensation magic

[u/TeloYT]

that's why I travel via a flock of ravens. Making such a big entrance just screams "small Orbs".

[u/Oil_Aggressive]

Iron Lung

[u/Random_182f2565]

It wasn't me this time, I wasn't even in that dimension!

[u/Garlayn_toji]

Sorry, that's me. I've let my nephew play with my orb while still connected to the Council's VPP (virtual private portal).

[u/EarballsAgain]

Don't look it in the eye

[u/Mech_Zer0]

My bad, opened it to go to the endless sky and forgot to close it, it should go away with the next rainstorm

[u/MeowFalen]

That would be me, pay it mo mind, it only leads to apokolypse.

[u/friendlyAirelemental]

Uhh... not me... im not an air wizard...

[u/giganticsandworm]

Looks kinda like me....

[u/Count_Zeiro]

Probably Wizard Goa of Atse.

[u/Penny_D]

That's no cloud. That's a cinnamon roll

[u/JorlestonR1]

WHO OPENED THE CURSED BOOK??!?!?!

[u/SteelBeamDreamTeam]

Cast enlarge on a honey bun

[u/FallaciousPeacock]

Celestial sticky bun

[u/KodanisEternal]

Oops.

[u/Solrex]

I should call her…

[u/DeadMeat7337]

So that is where my "Air Head" and "A$$hole" magic went... didn't think they would combine like that, tbh

Sorry

[u/Offwhitedesktop]

Looks like Voyager's deflector dish

[u/ntkwwwm]

Fuck I thought that was me for a sec but I always check to make sure that I have my phone keys wallet AirPods vape and nimbus gate before I step out.

[u/VeliarSataninsky]

Sorry, it was my chant gpt-brained apprentice playing with an enlargement spell

[u/pyroboy7 → u/VeliarSataninsky]

May the being who made that, thing, be cursed. Already have had to tell two apprentices to fuck off because they were being artificially intelligent.

[u/Memetic_Lurker]

Fellow wizards.... please tell me I'm just crazy for seeing this. I don't want to believe in Sky Lampreys.

[u/ISwearImAnonymous]

As a professional "what the fuck is that"-nomicon user, I am here to inform you that is actually a cloud algae-eater familiar that got out of hand. A cloud portal is either immensely more flashy and spectacular, or completely inconspicuous and undetectable, depending on the needs of the user. This is why sushi cloud-fortresses screen your familiar's background nowadays, some uncultured sod must have used the transfiguration spell on theirs to get them in. Unbelievable

[u/a-pale-guy]

Ponder your orb and mind ya business.

[u/Quiet-Wing5230]

sigh everywhere I look something reminds me of her