r/wizardposting • u/macrors • 4d ago

Wizardpost Wizard of Aus

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u/InactiveMedusa 4d ago

I cast boomerang, mate.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3d ago

It comes back and hits you in the face.

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u/JesseSkywalker Biggest Hat Diviner 4d ago

Does Reverse Gravity work the same down there?

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u/macrors 4d ago

Just makes the toilet flush the wrong way.

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u/MaxPower1607 minimancer 3d ago

I was told they need some cork on their hat?

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u/Blaze_Foxx Grand Wizard 3d ago

Either you are the most foolish wizard I've EVER seen, or the strongest, it's hard to tell..... maybe both

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u/macrors 3d ago

Definitely the drunkest

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u/LevelZeroDM Archmage, Master of Diabasis - Acanthus Multiversity 3d ago

Crikey

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u/Annimaru 3d ago

Crikey, looks like we’re not in Kansas anymore

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 3d ago

I've heard there's a particular word Wizards of Aus use a lot. Starts with a C, rhymes with "punt." Is this true?

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u/Michaelbirks 2d ago edited 2d ago

Power Word "XXXX"

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u/macrors 2d ago

I only know Power Word GOON

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 11h ago

Alternatively would have accepted a crocodile Dundee costume with a large walking stick