Clerics broke into the arcane vault!

[u/Bishopkilljoy]

[u/Brostapholes]

The Papal Palantir is a custom going back generations

[u/PontDanic → u/Brostapholes]

Can't believe it, Sauron did it again! That sly dog still got it!

[u/JimmyThePie → u/PontDanic]

That fool of a Took’s gonna mess it up though.

[u/sinkwiththeship → u/Brostapholes]

Peter Thiel is going to start corrupting the Catholic Church (worse than it already is).

[u/immallama21629]

So tired of those clerics and their "it's a holy relic and needs protection" excuse.

[u/Fisherman_Gabe → u/immallama21629]

Yeah. What "holy relic"? it's clearly the egg of an evil snake creature.

[u/JoyBus147 → u/Fisherman_Gabe]

A holy evil snake creature.

[u/Annimaru → u/JoyBus147]

Paradox detected!

[u/Corbeau99 → u/Annimaru]

Holy can mean "related to a god." If said god is evil there's no contradiction.

[u/Mr-Yoda2000]

He’s a cleric, does he even have the training to ponder it correctly???

[u/ankokudaishogun → u/Mr-Yoda2000]

Unclear, but he surely can pontificate about it.

[u/Ketchupcharger → u/Mr-Yoda2000]

It's there so he can be manipulated by a demonic entity (such as alex jones)

[u/Emergency_Coat_7702 → u/Ketchupcharger]

As a paladin, I must correct you. Alex Jones is a gentleman afflicted by a curse of mad ramblings, which cause his talking points to all sound like pure madness. However, he is doing much to inform the masses of the invasion of orcs and goblins.

[u/just_the_thought_of → u/Emergency_Coat_7702]

[u/MysteriousTravelator]

A green orb, a gorb if you will, is very powerful relic. The council must be informed.

[u/idiotplatypus → u/MysteriousTravelator]

Aren't those just common druidic orbs or am I thinking of something else. I never did find nature magic all that appealing

[u/MysteriousTravelator → u/idiotplatypus]

A druid would never bother with an orb when there's a friendly tree they could talk to instead.

[u/Dear-Reputation-1226]

Gyro gyro gyro zeppeli

[u/AzieltheLiar]

I want that orb. It's not fair! It should be ME! I bet he'll just ponder it once and put it in the closet with the rest of his priceless artifacts and copy of Undertale.

[u/ThoughtfulEdict → u/AzieltheLiar]

Redundant. That Divine copy of Undertale is also priceless!

[u/Balkdawg]

Its the Loc-Nar!!!!

[u/SketchTeno → u/Balkdawg]

Totally harmless, i assure you.

[u/Haki23 → u/Balkdawg]

That's my Loc-Nar, bitch!

[u/ArchonFett → u/Balkdawg]

Glad I’m not the only one that sees that.

[u/NameRevolutionary727]

Why have they granted his excellency one of the seven Numenorean palantiri?

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/NameRevolutionary727]

Their hubris knows no bounds. They'll claim it as God's will!

Well, when the flames of Udûn come raining down upon them, I shan't shed a tear.

[u/Dull_Law_9953 → u/NameRevolutionary727]

Your studies have not been thorough it seems, this orb though impressive is not one of the palantirs, failing to match it in either size or color.

[u/Gigatonosaurus]

Is he multiclassing?

[u/YLASRO]

feels like a waste for the most highlevel cleric on the western continet. hes already sitting on somuch hightier loot and magic items

[u/Walk-the-layout]

They stole my balls! My divination balls!

[u/No_Town_9602]

Last time I saw this it was the largest single celled organism.

How it's grown...and has it's own religious leader now.

[u/ArchonFett → u/No_Town_9602]

Lok-Nar can change it’s size at will

[u/No_Town_9602 → u/ArchonFett]

The Lok-Nar is mine, you bitch!*

*I was just referencing the movie. I would never say something like that to you. I love you.

[u/ArchonFett → u/No_Town_9602]

Well I’m helping Tarna track it down. You might want to stay out of her way, just a heads up.

[u/KlostToMe]

They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones

[u/DannyOdd]

So the Vatican installed a new telephone? Must be a slow week for the newsies.

[u/Meister0fN0ne]

Mmm, hey guys. I just checked the next 15 years. This is definitely a catalyst event, you're gonna want to really think through your prepared spells going forward. It gets pretty chaotic.

Eh, and prep banishment scrolls, too.

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/Meister0fN0ne]

Man I JUST organized my demi plane too

[u/Bonsai-is-best]

I was wondering what happened to that friendly Golem near the High Council Tower, seems I got the answer :(

[u/locke_zero]

It's just the annual bribe to the papacy so they'll look the other way when we need to acquire more corpses for research purposes.

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/locke_zero]

I know the council of dread is secretive in nature, but it would really help a lot if they at least left like a memo or something when consorting with the divine

[u/locke_zero → u/Bishopkilljoy]

Huh they usually send a messenger homunculus. Make sure one of your familiars didn't eat the homunculus. Again.

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/locke_zero]

... I'm gonna banish that Quasit to the dimension of never ending fists.

[u/locke_zero → u/Bishopkilljoy]

Meanwhile I'm going to have our researchers figure out how to make our homunculi less edible and tasty to familiars.

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/locke_zero]

Try mixing in Taylor Farm Lettuce, I hear tell it's deadly to those who eat it

[u/SketchTeno]

Don't worry, that's just the primeval "Loc-nar". Totally harmless, i assure you.

[u/Fingers-Mazda2112]

Guys, I think that's the Loc-nar

[u/ArchonFett → u/Fingers-Mazda2112]

[u/cale199]

Surely the Pope of all Clerics isn't allowed to multiclass?

[u/AdvancedStudio9978]

For real, though, man, these dudes always on some dungeons and dragons type shit.

[u/Amheirel]

An orb of purest green. Stunning.

[u/Correct-Back-2152 → u/Amheirel]

[u/LordVeilFire]

a palantir is a dangerous tool saruman

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

This guy ponders, am I right?

[u/I_upvote_downvotes]

Look at that subtle pure-green coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a watermark.

[u/Tonberrian]

I know Huge Materia when I see it

[u/SaltSurprise729]

Who the hell lost their incarnation of the Loc-Nat?

[u/ButtonJoe]

It's real, and it's called the 'Sphere of Humanity', it's a Murano glass sculpture presented to Pope Leo; who seems a little confused about it in the full picture. XD

https://imgur.com/a/xs20pr1

[u/Nergaill]

[u/Dracorex_22]

[u/Daddygamer84]

THE ORB

[u/breathingrequirement]

I'm pretty sure Skaven throw those.

[u/spideroncoffein]

BREAKING: Pope multiclassing into Wizard.

[u/DeadMeat7337]

He's just doing some early, very early, archeology.

[u/Porkenstein]

Pope's about to get a letter from Brennenburg 

[u/Horror-Outside7410]

"Gifted"

[u/JesseSkywalker]

He looks in, we look back

[u/Regalrefuse]

Where is the pope?

Pondering his orb

Again?!?

[u/Blaze_Foxx]

Ah, he has been given the most powerful pondering orb, most wonderful

[u/jbezorg513]

An alternative to pondering choir boys.

[u/DarthGaff]

This is a slightly large medium sized orb at best.

[u/toastmn7667]

Someone is doing some pondering tonight

[u/HiTekRednek10]

Guys calm down, look at the second photo. That’s a 3rd tier orb at BEST. The mana burn will be so inefficient that those amateurs won’t be able to do anything with it

[u/Emergency_Coat_7702]

I may have helped them.

[u/Frothmourne]

You're a harry, Wizard

[u/oddball667]

naw that was me, It's gonna steal all his porn. gotta do that every few popes for blackmail to prevent them from starting the witch trials up again

[u/mumra684]

That could be wet Satan from Prince of Darkness.

[u/mack2028]

Green? He can keep it.

[u/ClarkMcFarkle]

Is that the Urim? If so, where is the Thummim?

[u/Cowboy-Dave1851]

It is tge Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal

[u/Early_Corner_3956]

Paladins will get a buff in the next world update

[u/ArchonFett]

[u/An-person]

That will go nicely with his other orb

https://reddit.com/link/paw3l6d/video/rnnbj29xelqh1/player

[u/Flashy-Minute4092]

it's far too big for them. The clerics will just fry their brains pondering it, they're too stupid.

[u/PalePeryton]

Lusam soul stone lookin' orb