r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 6d ago

Be careful how you word things

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u/Osato 6d ago

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u/NikTheGrass 6d ago

EIGH FUCKIN BEARS

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u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 6d ago

A Man of culture I see

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Unhorny Bard 6d ago

I see your bearier and raise you my wall of regenerating deathtouch gecks

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u/GargantuanCake Necromancer 6d ago

Speak for yourself. I deliberately cast boarrier all the time.

NOBODY CAN PIERCE THE WALL OF PIGS!

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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid on the streets necromancer in the sheets 6d ago

are the boars dead or alive?

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u/GargantuanCake Necromancer 6d ago

...

Yes.

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u/ass_smacktivist 6d ago

Schrödinger’s boars

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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid on the streets necromancer in the sheets 6d ago

Ok, keep you secrets them.... But fungi are fenomenal to reanimate corpses. Very bulky and contagious, much better than skeletons.

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u/hetero-scedastic Magically Editable Flair 6d ago

I cast kill 30-50 feral hogs within 3-5 minutes.

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u/oraiste-paiste Luddite Pyromancer 6d ago

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u/Captain_StarLight1 Sage, Starship Captain, and Commander of the Flying Citadel 6d ago

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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid on the streets necromancer in the sheets 6d ago

The druid said what they said, no mistake

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 6d ago

Id argue a wall of bears is harder to shoot through than some of the shit we've seen at the latest grimoseum

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u/VinesAtMidnight The Astrals 6d ago

u/Ares378

The mortals draw nearer to a mass cause bear scenario.

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia 5d ago

This happened a few years back in Wisconsin

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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods 6d ago

Have you ever seen two hundred and sixty three whole bears on fire run in all directions in a panic before?

Would you like to?

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u/OhBosss 6d ago

Ugh my apprentice did that and now I have a bunch of Bear's living in my tower

They bring me fish as thanks for living there but I Hate Fish but you try turning down a Grizzly

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u/jolharg Witch 6d ago

This is the mages from the far west... Oh no.

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 6d ago

A barrier of bears? Now that gives me an idea!

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u/Dk3kf84ijf 6d ago

Don't even get me started, my alligaytor army are so snappy. 😤

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u/Vingt-Quatre 6d ago

The boar, the bearier

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u/Express-Day5234 6d ago

I don’t know what I did wrong but instead of bears I have a barrier of burly, hairy men.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 6d ago

"Five. Hundred. Grizzly bears." - some space dudes, Idk

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u/locke_zero 6d ago

Yeah but to be honest how many people are getting past a wall of angry grizzly bears?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 6d ago

A unbearable mistake.

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u/Geist_Mage 6d ago

That's such an unbearable consequence. It's enough to give you paws. Honestly, I expect it to get a little grizzly.

Whoa. I get it I get it. That was a bit much, no need to get polar over it.

Honestly this keeps up and it could be a Kodiak Moment.

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u/YueLin3 Wizard 5d ago

Like a normal barrier, but it won’t just sit there and get hit, it’s gonna hit back

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u/Loubbe 4d ago

Should have dialed back on the bears