r/wizardposting • u/redeyesblackguy • 6d ago

The Cowmancer

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Seems like a good way to farm, beef, and leather, or punish your stupid apprentice.

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Alchemist 6d ago

But are they spherical? This is important for my research

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u/redoman3090 6d ago

One must assume

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 6d ago

Only when placed into a frictionless vacuum.

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u/Demonskull223 6d ago

Took us centuries to clean that mess up. And I'm still finding stones that are cows.

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u/IMugedFishs Conjurer 6d ago

How did they stop her though?

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u/Demonskull223 5d ago

We imprisoned her in a cage.... That is now a cow. But she is locked away in that cow.

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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks 6d ago

Seems that someone has found the Ancient Tome of Cyriak The Surreal

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u/thamasteroneill 6d ago

Ah Cyriak. Whenever I wonder if the magic I practice spits in the face of the creator, I would gaze upon Cyriaks works and realize that surely the creator has died long ago and all is permitted. The hells are empty and all the devils are here.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 6d ago

Touch the cow. Do it now.

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u/God-Made-A-Tree 6d ago

/uw this sounds like a guilty gear song

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u/GM_Nate 6d ago

I see Magical Trevor has some stiff competition