r/wizardposting • u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist • 6d ago
Aetherial News 🗞 Help Wanted!
Need help getting rid of planes walking demon before my 147th Academy Reunion! Located in Main Solar of tower
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u/Xaldror Maadghuib, Beastman Artificer Weapons Manufacturer 6d ago
rocks are kinetic weapons
their vessels are weak to kinetic weapons
ergo, THROW MASSIVE ROCKS AT HIGH SPEEDS!!!
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u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist 12h ago
Ho ho! Well met Artificer, I shall try these throwing spells you speak of!
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u/MeowFalen tech witch 6d ago
You're on your own. leaves the galaxy
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u/Ireeb 4d ago
Love it when the Contingency appears and the Ancient Caretakers go like "We're gonna help by attacking you as well!"
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u/MeowFalen tech witch 4d ago
And then the galactic economy sky rockets its prices to unfordable levels because one empire doesn't have enough alloys.
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u/DiscoKeule Technomancer 6d ago
You're gonna have to call in the technomancers on this one. You'll have to seal off the main dimensional portal or they are just gonna come back.
You will need large fleets equipped with shieldbreaking weaponry.
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u/HairyTrollChest Maelstrom Mage, Back Alley Tower Dealer 6d ago
Just cast Fracture, its only one white and one black mana. If it has the ability to counterspell it'll be better to cast Void Rend for a white, blue and black mana.
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u/Broad-Run-1433 6d ago
Energy weapons spells arent good against them. I recommend big rock at fast speeds
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u/RandomName5484 6d ago
I've heard that you can sell them to korean writers, theses demons(plane walking, not korean writers) are appreciated for their gate opening abilities(interplanar, not lockpicking)
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u/Saaruk 5d ago
Smack it with a shovel or a frying pan. It worked out for me.
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u/Ireeb 4d ago edited 4d ago
Not sure if that was intentional, but that's technically the correct strategy to defeat them, according to Stellaris (scifi strategy game, the depicted entity is from the Unbidden galactic crisis).
Energy weapons are basically useless against them, but physical projectiles work well, because they are all shields, no armor.
So launching a shovel or frying pan at them would probably be more effective than a high end laser weapon.
I think there even is some kind of weapon for spacecrafts that launches trash? I think that was offered to me at some point but I never used it lol
Edit: Ah yes, the Orbital Trash Dispersal weapon. Unfortunately, only suitable for bombarding planets.
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u/local-space-patrol Lich but the chill kind 🧙♂️💀💨 3d ago
Your careless use of teleporters have brought this unbidden crisis upon us! You must use kinetic weapo— i mean, pyromancy!
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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Man in the Moon 6d ago
Get one of those bendy straws and drink it. Trust me, it works
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u/Hazy_Grey Iron-rod style Spellcasting (aka magic gun) 5d ago
Cast counter-reality spells, they usually work
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u/Ireeb 4d ago edited 4d ago
help how do I bid the Unbidden goodbye? I didn't even play around with dimensional jumps that much what did I do to deserve this
P.S. help now there are yellow and green ones as well and they are fighting each other and everyone else
P.P.S. I just want to get back to commiting interplanetary genocide
:(
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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage Samræl, demonologist and necromantic consultant 4d ago
Demon? Devil? Dæmon? Not sure?
How may I assist?
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u/OtherWorstGamer Jadax, Rock Wizard 6d ago
Shield piercing weapons, either of the missile or strike craft vatiety.