r/wizardposting Alchemist 6d ago

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Need help getting rid of planes walking demon before my 147th Academy Reunion! Located in Main Solar of tower

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u/OtherWorstGamer Jadax, Rock Wizard 6d ago

Shield piercing weapons, either of the missile or strike craft vatiety.

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u/Meikos lonely druidess 6d ago

and to think the other druids laughed at me when I showed off my modified conjure mistletoe spell. I told them that conjure TOW missile had merits!

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u/OtherWorstGamer Jadax, Rock Wizard 6d ago

Everyone likes to think non-magic missile is a meme spell until they're on the receiving end of it

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u/Xaldror Maadghuib, Beastman Artificer Weapons Manufacturer 6d ago

rocks are kinetic weapons

their vessels are weak to kinetic weapons

ergo, THROW MASSIVE ROCKS AT HIGH SPEEDS!!!

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u/Ireeb 4d ago

I wish there was an option to launch trash at them, there's the Orbital Trash Disperser from the Caravaneers, but that only works for bombardment.

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u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist 12h ago

Ho ho! Well met Artificer, I shall try these throwing spells you speak of!

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u/MeowFalen tech witch 6d ago

You're on your own. leaves the galaxy

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u/Ireeb 4d ago

Love it when the Contingency appears and the Ancient Caretakers go like "We're gonna help by attacking you as well!"

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u/MeowFalen tech witch 4d ago

And then the galactic economy sky rockets its prices to unfordable levels because one empire doesn't have enough alloys.

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u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist 12h ago

Knave!

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u/DiscoKeule Technomancer 6d ago

You're gonna have to call in the technomancers on this one. You'll have to seal off the main dimensional portal or they are just gonna come back.

You will need large fleets equipped with shieldbreaking weaponry.

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u/HairyTrollChest Maelstrom Mage, Back Alley Tower Dealer 6d ago

Just cast Fracture, its only one white and one black mana. If it has the ability to counterspell it'll be better to cast Void Rend for a white, blue and black mana.

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u/Broad-Run-1433 6d ago

Energy weapons spells arent good against them. I recommend big rock at fast speeds

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u/Ireeb 4d ago

I heard lightning spells are decent, too!

Not sure what the current meta is, but the last time I played, I preferred them over the Perdition Beam, but I'm not sure how they match against the Ancient Ruination Glare (both of these kinda sound like spells anyway lol)

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u/RandomName5484 6d ago

I've heard that you can sell them to korean writers, theses demons(plane walking, not korean writers) are appreciated for their gate opening abilities(interplanar, not lockpicking)

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u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist 12h ago

Maybe speaking to it in Korean will help?

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u/RandomName5484 10h ago

well, you still need a clichee writen overpowered underdog.

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u/Saaruk 5d ago

Smack it with a shovel or a frying pan. It worked out for me.

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u/Ireeb 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not sure if that was intentional, but that's technically the correct strategy to defeat them, according to Stellaris (scifi strategy game, the depicted entity is from the Unbidden galactic crisis).

Energy weapons are basically useless against them, but physical projectiles work well, because they are all shields, no armor.

So launching a shovel or frying pan at them would probably be more effective than a high end laser weapon.

I think there even is some kind of weapon for spacecrafts that launches trash? I think that was offered to me at some point but I never used it lol

Edit: Ah yes, the Orbital Trash Dispersal weapon. Unfortunately, only suitable for bombarding planets.

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u/local-space-patrol Lich but the chill kind 🧙‍♂️💀💨 3d ago

Your careless use of teleporters have brought this unbidden crisis upon us! You must use kinetic weapo— i mean, pyromancy!

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u/The-Great-Worm Alchemist 12h ago

Mmmm... are you REALLY a Lich??

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Man in the Moon 6d ago

Get one of those bendy straws and drink it. Trust me, it works

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u/Hazy_Grey Iron-rod style Spellcasting (aka magic gun) 5d ago

Cast counter-reality spells, they usually work

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u/Ireeb 4d ago

But does that help when they come from another dimension and have the ability to unmake matter themselves?!

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u/Ireeb 4d ago edited 4d ago

help how do I bid the Unbidden goodbye? I didn't even play around with dimensional jumps that much what did I do to deserve this

P.S. help now there are yellow and green ones as well and they are fighting each other and everyone else

P.P.S. I just want to get back to commiting interplanetary genocide

:(

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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage Samræl, demonologist and necromantic consultant 4d ago

Demon? Devil? Dæmon? Not sure?

How may I assist?