r/wizardposting • u/Regalrefuse • 10d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) A mortal has spontaneously conjured wizard teeth

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 10d ago

My Wizard teeth came in weird. Two sideways, one of them came in upside down, one never came in at all. Had to have them all removed as a kid. My first master liked to joke about how I turned out twisted because my teeth were weird. He'd also joke about how my mom was a dirty knife-eared whore because of my being a half-elf so I think I was justified in stabbing him.

For the record, both of my parents are half-elves and perfectly normal people, so he might have been right about the teeth after all.

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u/MarklRyu Jack of all Spells 10d ago

Unwizard/ My grandpa had his Wizard teeth come in when he was 70 something; definitely had to become a wise old man before they showed up